Anybody need anything from Costco?

[abcdefz]

I'm leaving in a couple of minutes and HATE Costco but I'm bored.

[TurdBerglar]

i need a gallon of mayo and two litres of baby oil

[ToucanSpam]

jelly beans

[abcdefz]

i need a gallon of mayo


'kay.



and two litres of baby oil



'kay.



jelly beans



'kay.

[HEIRESS]

bag O'salmon steaks

andddd that frozen mango and peaches mix

anddddd a two-pack of hummus

bring me the bill and we'll square up

[abcdefz]

bag O'salmon steaks



'kay.



that frozen mango and peaches mix



'kay.



anddddd a two-pack of hummus





nope.





bring me the bill and we'll square up




No -- you come here.

[enree erzweglle]

raw almonds, please

[TurdBerglar]

No -- you come here.



yeah come over here too


i'll buy you something

[abcdefz]

raw almonds, please



...I still have about a pound of raw almonds right here.

How many do you need?

[ToucanSpam]

Someone make me a sammich, by Gog's wounds I am hungry.

[yeahwho]

I need a 20 lb bag of Krustaez Pancake mix and a 10 gallon bottle of Mrs. Butterworths syrup, don't even try and say you can't.

[enree erzweglle]

...I still have about a pound of raw almonds right here.

How many do you need?
I'll take every last one, please.
Are you cash and carry because I happen to have cash on me.
Otherwise, I can send you something from here like a pierogi or one of the local birs or a Johnny Lang mix-CD.

If I'da asked for a Costco-sized box of feminine products, I wonder if you would have complied.

[Paul Kemp]

I could really go for 10lbs of perogies right about now

[abcdefz]

If I'da asked for a Costco-sized box of feminine products, I wonder if you would have complied.




I have zero hangups about that stuff. We were just discussing this eariler because of a Red Meat cartoon.

[abcdefz]

ahhhhhh..... these four-gallon drums of Kirkland vodka should hold me over 'til dinner. (y)

[enree erzweglle]

I have zero hangups about that stuff. We were just discussing this eariler because of a Red Meat cartoon.
If a perfectly fresh, wrapped Femine Product or completely clean article of my underwear finds its way anywhere but the bathroom or my bedroom, my son attaches about 5 wire coat hangers together, uses that to secure the <whatever>, and either pushes or flips it to me. I'm used to those sorts of reactions.

I don't know what a Red Meat cartoon is. But that's okay. I'm still trying to figure out what half the things I read here mean.

And Costco types of stores fascinate me. What they sell in those stores, half of the people who go there, the huge shopping carts, how you can only buy like 8 loaves of bread at a time.

[abcdefz]

If a perfectly fresh, wrapped Femine Product or completely clean article of my underwear finds its way anywhere but the bathroom or my bedroom, my son attaches about 5 wire coat hangers together, uses that to secure the <whatever>, and either pushes or flips it to me. I'm used to those sorts of reactions.






a) I know most guys are like that

b) I don't understand it at all. Personally, I dig most womenthings if they're still in sellable condition.






I don't know what a Red Meat cartoon is. But that's okay. I'm still trying to figure out what half the things I read here mean.





It's the name of a cartoon that can be kind of nasty sometimes. But today's was, in part, about guys holding their women's purses.





And Costco types of stores fascinate me. What they sell in those stores, half of the people who go there, the huge shopping carts, how you can only buy like 8 loaves of bread at a time.




As an anthropology exhibit, they're interesting, but 98% of the time I just hate 'em because of all that.

At least parking at this local one is easy.

And gas was only $2.87 a gallon!!!! :eek: (lb) (!)

[ToucanSpam]

If a perfectly fresh, wrapped Femine Product or completely clean article of my underwear finds its way anywhere but the bathroom or my bedroom, my son attaches about 5 wire coat hangers together, uses that to secure the <whatever>, and either pushes or flips it to me. I'm used to those sorts of reactions.

I'm the same way, sadly.

If I see or hear any speech about such objects from certain family memebers, I immediately leave the room, or 'earmuffs' myself.

I don't see the need for me to have to go within 5-10 feet of anyone else's underwear.

[yeahwho]

Your going to have to get one of those "LowBoy" flatbed rolling carts now, watch your ankles.

Hey, I want one of them quarter Hotdogs too and get me a Sprite for the free drink. Mustard and sauerkraut, gobs of it.

[abcdefz]

I've never been to Costco. It has to be one of the few stores that I have not *visited*.




...your emoticon matches your avatar, you know.

[kll]

I've never been to Costco. It has to be one of the few stores that I have not *visited*.
Lucky for you. One of my co-workers at my last job *visited* Costco, tried to walk out with the "goods" and was handcuffed on the spot. Someone designated to do so at Costco, sent letters to our employer and the local paper telling them what my co-worker had done. Interesting that they'd publicly humiliate him like that.

[abcdefz]

Someone designated to do so at Costco, sent letters to our employer and the local paper telling them what my co-worker had done. Interesting that they'd publicly humiliate him like that.



:confused:

[kll]

You are such a thug!