how do you clean a bathroom?

[Bob]

i've never had to do this before so i'm confused about some things. here's what i have:

a "vanish" tablet, one of those little blue things you drop in the tank
some kind of toilet cleaner
a toilet brush
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now i read the instructions on the package for the blue thing, it seems easy enough. you open the top of the toilet, flush, wait for the water to get low, then drop the blue thing in the top in the corner away from the valve (i looked in the tank, the water's brown, it's nasty, and there's a ring around the inside of the bowl that i just can't explain), ok, i can do that. and the toilet cleaner and toilet brush seems easy enough, you just squirt the toilet cleaner everywhere, including under the rim, and give it a good scrubbing with the brush. you probably just 409 the outside of the toilet, right?

so what do you do with the brush? it's probably going to get a little nasty, on account of that ring i just told you about. do you throw it away? how do you clean it off? do you soak it in something?

what about the rest of the bathroom? do you have to clean the shower with something? what do you use? there's no tile, it's like all solid white, so there's really nowhere for mildew to grow. it looks clean enough.

i need some growing up lessons

[TonsOfFun]

hahahahaha!

STUDENT! Get a job tax dodger!

[ericlee]

get yourself an empty 2 litre soda bottle. Roll about 10 pieces of aluminum foil into little balls and put inside of the empty 2 litre bottle. Pour about 2 ounces of "The Works" toilet bowl cleaner inside of the 2 litre bottle with the aluminum foil balls.

Put the cap back on the 2 litre bottle and place it on the middle of the bathroom floor and run your ass outta the bathroom while shutting your door behind you.

And BLAMMO! your bathroom will be clean sir.

[TurdBerglar]

get a girlfriend

[TonsOfFun]

get yourself an empty 2 litre soda bottle. Roll about 10 pieces of aluminum foil into little balls and put inside of the empty 2 litre bottle. Pour about 2 ounces of "The Works" toilet bowl cleaner inside of the 2 litre bottle with the aluminum foil balls.

Put the cap back on the 2 litre bottle and place it on the middle of the bathroom floor and run your ass outta the bathroom while shutting your door behind you.

And BLAMMO! your bathroom will be clean sir.

You'll get a knock on your door from guys in black suits for creating terrorism camps making posts like that

[DipDipDive]

get a girlfriend

hahahahaha

I shouldn't have found that funny.

[TurdBerglar]

chicks sure do like to clean things

[DipDipDive]

chicks sure do like to clean things

My bedroom is so messy right now that I can't even open my door. It's like my closet threw up.

Anyways...

Bob, there's this stuff called Simple Green that you can use to clean everything in your bathroom. I usually get a big bucket and dillute some of that shit with water (the ratios will be on the bottle). I scrub down my shower stall, vanity, and the outside of my toilet tank with that (3 different sponges) and I keep a big plastic cup handy, fill that bitch up with clean water and rinse what I scrub. I usually just use windex on my mirror and a swiffer wet jet on my floor.

[Lindsey_1535]

put the toilet cleaner in, let it sit
go clean the counter and move all the crap under the sink that you dont really use
clean the mirror
flush toilet, scrub inside
swifer the floor
spray room spray stuff
run the fuck away

also if you have a shower you should clean that bad boy

[TurdBerglar]

My bedroom is so messy right now that I can't even open my door. It's like my closet threw up.

well you do like sports...

[zorra_chiflada]

pay me and i'll clean it for you.
i was thinking of giving up school and becoming a cleaner anyway, i'm so good at it.

[TurdBerglar]

my mom use to do that


she would steal all the rich jews' weed and get high with their kids

[TonsOfFun]

I sell vegan cleaning products. you can clean things and not fuck up the earth (y)

[ericlee]

You'll get a knock on your door from guys in black suits for creating terrorism camps making posts like that

Good, maybe they can help clean Bob's bathroom. I'll send them his way

[TurdBerglar]

one of my friends had this very hairy italian room mate. their bathroom was fuckn' disgusting when his roomate kicked his girlfriend out.

[Lindsey_1535]

This thread made me feel like my house was dirty so I just cleaned my whole house damnit!!!! :mad:

[Bob]

this is all very helpful but there's one question left unanswered; what do i do with the brush after i've used it?

[DipDipDive]

this is all very helpful but there's one question left unanswered; what do i do with the brush after i've used it?

Fill up a bucket with water and a little bit of bleach, let it soak in there for a little while and you should be good. Dump the water outside somewherrrr.

[jabumbo]

sophomore year, the guys in the room next too me were assholes, and always messed up our bathroom (3 rooms shared one bathroom). well anyway, since they never tried to keep it clean, we never bothered with it.

we came back from christmas break, and the RA had given us a notice that we had to clean our bathroom or we would get charged for a cleaner to come and do it. needless to say, the other guys made it lemony fresh for us the rest of the year

[Bob]

ok, it went mostly well, but now something unusual is happening. i dropped in the blue thing in the top of the tank just like the instructions said to, and i waited 10 minutes to flush, and i flushed it, but now the water in the bowl is blue. i waited another 10 minutes and flushed it again, and it was still blue. i flushed it a few more times, and it's a sort lighter shade of blue now, but it's still blue. is it gonna stay blue forever, or will that clear up eventually? this is just wierd

[Lemmy's Liver]

I got one word for you Bobert:

toothbrush

[jabumbo]

ok, it went mostly well, but now something unusual is happening. i dropped in the blue thing in the top of the tank just like the instructions said to, and i waited 10 minutes to flush, and i flushed it, but now the water in the bowl is blue. i waited another 10 minutes and flushed it again, and it was still blue. i flushed it a few more times, and it's a sort lighter shade of blue now, but it's still blue. is it gonna stay blue forever, or will that clear up eventually? this is just wierd


have you never seen blue toilet water?


its the universal sign of a clean toilet. and its fun to see the colors when you urinate on top of it. much more intersting than that crappy shade of yellow

[Bob]

have you never seen blue toilet water?


its the universal sign of a clean toilet. and its fun to see the colors when you urinate on top of it. much more intersting than that crappy shade of yellow

i honestly haven't. not in recent memory anyway. I have vague vague memories of blue toilets but i can honestly say every toilet i've seen in the past 10 years has had clear water.

so it's going to stay blue then? but it's normal? i guess that'll do.

[QueenAdrock]

I agree. Drink a lot of soda and you can make an emerald-green color.

[BionicEye]

24 posts to explain how to clean a bathroom? Bleach Bomb it! Done.

[ericlee]

I got one word for you Bobert:

toothbrush

You know, in basic training they actually make you do that if you fuck up really bad.

This one guy in my platoon decided he didn't want to go to the range because his religion prohibits him from using guns and the drill sergeant with his famous words, "not a problem" handed him a tooth brush and told him to get busy cleaning the latrine since he was going to stay behind.

I kinda felt bad for the guy cause we had just finished showering after p.t. in the rain and there was Georgia mud everywhere.