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ms.peachy
09-09-2005, 07:28 AM
This whole thing of being pregnant but not really allowed to say anything yet? Sucks!

I'm tired, my tits feel like bags of fucking cement, I've got cramps coming and going, I'm tired, my skin is breaking out, I've got the farts like you wouldn't believe, I'm tired, I'm pooping rabbit pellets, I've got a backache, and I'm fucking tired! (Which is all, apparently, dead normal.)

But I've got to sit here and act all normal. When what I really want is to just say "Actually I'm feeling very pregnant right now and I'm just going to go have a cup of jasmine tea and then a bit of a lie down, thanks."
synch
09-09-2005, 07:30 AM
Why aren't you allowed to tell?
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 07:34 AM
Why aren't you allowed to tell?

suppose to wait three months, right?

because the first 3 months carry the biggest risk of miscarrage?
ms.peachy
09-09-2005, 07:35 AM
It's generally recommended that you wait until after your 12th week to tell many people, like work colleagues and such, because the risk of miscarriage greatly drops at that point. Because you don't want everyone in your office to know, and then 3 weeks later have to tell everyone you've lost the baby.
Loppfessor
09-09-2005, 07:43 AM
:eek: I didn't even know you were el prego. Congrats now quit yer bitchin....lol
enree erzweglle
09-09-2005, 07:46 AM
I waited too or I wanted to wait, but a friend spotted me reading a pregnancy foods book and my cover was blown.

The advantage of no one at work knowing that you're pregnant is that you're being spared from hearing pregnant lady stories from women that you barely know. :)
ms.peachy
09-09-2005, 08:07 AM
And another thing. I HAVE TO PEE ALL THE DAMN TIME. V inconvenient.
ms.peachy
09-09-2005, 08:09 AM
And another thing. People know I am off to Japan next week and keep saying things like "Ooooh, you're going to get to eat loads of sushi and drink sake, lucky!" And I have to smile and say "Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what I'll be doing, ha ha".
Lemmy's Liver
09-09-2005, 08:24 AM
I'm going to be a daddy!?!?

I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!! FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!!!
congratulations papa, now pass the bottle

will you name it Utero Kefalus for me? pleaseplease?
jabumbo
09-09-2005, 08:39 AM
but babies love sushi!


my mom told me that while she was preagnant with me, she always craved spicy mexican food, and thats probably why i put hot sauce in everything
Kid Presentable
09-09-2005, 09:28 AM
Are you looking forward to changing nappies, Mama Peachy?

Even though you're not supposed to get ahead of yourself, are you picturing weekends at home, 'with the family'.

In a lot of ways, that sounds nice. Most of those ways involve it being you who's expecting.

I never said congratulations. (y) :D
kll
09-09-2005, 10:07 AM
This whole thing of being pregnant but not really allowed to say anything yet? Sucks!

I'm tired, my tits feel like bags of fucking cement, I've got cramps coming and going, I'm tired, my skin is breaking out, I've got the farts like you wouldn't believe, I'm tired, I'm pooping rabbit pellets, I've got a backache, and I'm fucking tired! (Which is all, apparently, dead normal.)

But I've got to sit here and act all normal. When what I really want is to just say "Actually I'm feeling very pregnant right now and I'm just going to go have a cup of jasmine tea and then a bit of a lie down, thanks."

keep it up, ms. peachy - this is the best birth control around...
TurdBerglar
09-09-2005, 11:40 AM
babies are pointless!
abcdefz
09-09-2005, 11:44 AM
This whole thing of being pregnant but not really allowed to say anything yet? Sucks!

I'm tired, my tits feel like bags of fucking cement, I've got cramps coming and going, I'm tired, my skin is breaking out, I've got the farts like you wouldn't believe, I'm tired, I'm pooping rabbit pellets, I've got a backache, and I'm fucking tired! (Which is all, apparently, dead normal.)

But I've got to sit here and act all normal. When what I really want is to just say "Actually I'm feeling very pregnant right now and I'm just going to go have a cup of jasmine tea and then a bit of a lie down, thanks."



Um, congratulations.
:D


No, but seriously -- I also didn't know. Happy preggers!
synch
09-09-2005, 11:50 AM
babies are pointless!
Nah, some merely grow up to be pointless. Even you had potential when you were a baby.
Echewta
09-09-2005, 12:09 PM
Bali Ha'i may call you, any night, any day
In your heart, you'll hear it call you,
come away...Come away
ms.peachy
09-09-2005, 03:27 PM
babies are pointless!
Well duhhh, if they were pointy people wouldn't want to pick them up and hold them and feed them and stuff and they'd die.
CiaoBellaXO
09-09-2005, 03:39 PM
Congrats on being preggo. At least your boobage will look good in shirts for about 9 months.
ms.peachy
09-09-2005, 03:46 PM
Congrats on being preggo. At least your boobage will look good in shirts for about 9 months.
Please, honey. The last thing on this earth I need is bigger boobs, trust me.
paul jones
09-09-2005, 03:48 PM
Please, honey. The last thing on this earth I need is bigger boobs, trust me.

yeah,they are big enough (y)
CiaoBellaXO
09-09-2005, 03:48 PM
Please, honey. The last thing on this earth I need is bigger boobs, trust me.

damn.
boys_beastie
09-10-2005, 03:10 AM
I'm tired, my tits feel like bags of fucking cement, I've got cramps coming and going, I'm tired, my skin is breaking out, I've got the farts like you wouldn't believe, I'm tired, I'm pooping rabbit pellets, I've got a backache, and I'm fucking tired! (Which is all, apparently, dead normal.)

But I've got to sit here and act all normal. When what I really want is to just say "Actually I'm feeling very pregnant right now and I'm just going to go have a cup of jasmine tea and then a bit of a lie down, thanks."

sounds to me like your pregnant, try taking a test...