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TurdBerglar
09-09-2005, 12:39 PM
i wanna suck his dick till my lips are raw
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 12:42 PM
dude.
....
TurdBerglar
09-09-2005, 12:45 PM
c'mon man
you have to admit he's quite the stud
g-mile7
09-09-2005, 12:46 PM
some shit you dont say/
even on a message board this gay/
moral of the story: dont say gay shit like this on the net.
TurdBerglar
09-09-2005, 12:47 PM
you're just jealous
enree erzweglle
09-09-2005, 12:48 PM
This is all my fault. Not the sucking/raw-lips part--the other part.
:( and I hate to make that face.
I like you, TS. I didn't get you at first but I do now. I think you're sweet and I know that you try to lift people from this place way up and that's a good thing for everyone.
(y) with me
HEIRESS
09-09-2005, 12:50 PM
TS is dope in my books
really you cant hate on him
g-mile7
09-09-2005, 12:50 PM
you're just jealous
no.
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 12:51 PM
i wanna suck his dick till my lips are raw
you said it^^
I like you, TS. I didn't get you at first but I do now. I think you're sweet and I know that you try to lift people from this place way up and that's a good thing for everyone.
(y) with me
she did it ^^
g-mile7
09-09-2005, 12:51 PM
TS is dope in my books
really you cant hate on him
if y'all being serious (cuz I cant tell when people are joking or not on here anymore lately) then yes he is an ok cat who knows his Star Wars'
Turd,
Is this all because TS has a 7inch weiner?
enree erzweglle
09-09-2005, 12:54 PM
you said it^^
she did it ^^
a may-december romance or one-nighter :D
TurdBerglar
09-09-2005, 12:54 PM
7 inches of pure power
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 12:57 PM
Turd,
Is this all because TS has a 7inch weiner?
is that all?
bah!
is that all?
bah!
she meant 7 inches .... limp.
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 01:02 PM
i just realized i'm on an internet message board for the Beastie Boys, talking about the size of another man's penis.
what's wrong with me?....
Auton
09-09-2005, 01:07 PM
hahaha is thread is the best
i just realized i'm on an internet message board for the Beastie Boys, talking about the size of another man's penis.
what's wrong with me?....
it seems to me like you were getting competitive over size.
The day before I turned 29, I was at the Natural Museum of History and was laughing at animal testicles and taking pictures of them. You got a long way to go Q.
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 01:11 PM
The day before I turned 29, I was at the Natural Museum of History and was laughing at animal testicles and taking pictures of them. You got a long way to go Q.
i look forward to it....
HEIRESS
09-09-2005, 01:11 PM
GREASY TAINT SMEAR
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 01:13 PM
I have a 6 inch taint.
what good is a 6 inch taint?
it just means you have that much less asshole and balls.
GREASY TAINT SMEAR
There it is. I was waiting for it.
what good is a 6 inch taint?
it just means you have that much less asshole and balls.
It's a joke cheesedick. Jesus.
synch
09-09-2005, 01:15 PM
He's ok.
Don't wish to fellate him like turd does but he's ok.
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 01:24 PM
It's a joke cheesedick. Jesus.
yeah, you had us all rolling with that one...
I guess that's a mission failure then cuz i'm only here to tapdance for douchebags like you. Go smoke a pack of dicks.
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 01:34 PM
I guess that's a mission failure then cuz i'm only here to tapdance for douchebags like you. Go smoke a pack of dicks.
smoke a pack of dicks--?
are you reading these out of an "internet insults for beginners" pamphlet or some shit?
Auton
09-09-2005, 01:35 PM
GUYS! You're all losing sight of the real point of this thread, namely ToucanSpam's throbbing sledgehammer
synch
09-09-2005, 01:37 PM
It's still throbbing? Turd either sucks at sucking or his lips are sensitive.
GUYS! You're all losing sight of the real point of this thread, namely ToucanSpam's throbbing sledgehammer
haha!
smoke a pack of dicks--?
are you reading these out of an "internet insults for beginners" pamphlet or some shit?
Yes, that's exactly where I got it. Nice comeback, Barbarino.
armyofme
09-09-2005, 01:41 PM
smoke a pack of dicks--?
are you reading these out of an "internet insults for beginners" pamphlet or some shit?
Is that like a bathroom book-on-a-hook?
I think you two just need to fuck it out.
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 01:45 PM
Yes, that's exactly where I got it. Nice comeback, Barbarino.
barbarino?
how old are you?
jesus, why don't you just skip to the back of the book, to the "MOM jokes", and get it over with....
Monsieur Decuts
09-09-2005, 01:48 PM
Flame wars are better than HBO
I wonder why more people didn't get in arguments over regular mail. Would have been great for the bottom line.
i was born in nova scotia
beastiegirrl101
09-09-2005, 01:51 PM
ha ha, no one is appreicating TS
Ferdinand_2
09-09-2005, 01:52 PM
I know im in your ignore list ¿Ok?
nice edit. i hope you tweaked it to meet your fancy. it still sucks by the way.
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 01:58 PM
nice edit. i hope you tweaked it to meet your fancy. it still sucks by the way.
i added a comma.
stick to your book, rookie.
synch
09-09-2005, 02:03 PM
Flame wars are better than HBO
This is hardly a flame war though. It's more of an "eight year olds making ugly faces at eachother during lunch" kind of scenario.
once again you wowed me. It'll be over soon folks. Thank god it's almost 4 o'clock. That's when Qdrop leaves to strap on his head and wrist bands and jacks off in the mirror. Enjoy the hiatus.
Echewta
09-09-2005, 02:11 PM
:confused: Gleaming the Cube :confused:
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 02:13 PM
once again you wowed me. It'll be over soon folks. Thank god it's almost 4 o'clock. That's when Qdrop leaves to strap on his head and wrist bands and jacks off in the mirror. Enjoy the hiatus.
see, that doesn't even make sense.
i'll help you....
"qdrop, you're mom is such a ________.
and i banged her last night too."
all you have to do is add any vulgarity you choose.
see, this is more your speed!
i know you can do it! GOOD LUCK!
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 02:14 PM
:confused: Gleaming the Cube :confused:
oddly, i thought he was referring to me looking like Christian Slater as well....
Monsieur Decuts
09-09-2005, 02:14 PM
This is hardly a flame war though. It's more of an "eight year olds making ugly faces at eachother during lunch" kind of scenario.
true, i wish i had a hungryman handy
see, that doesn't even make sense.
i'll help you....
"qdrop, you're mom is such a ________.
and i banged her last night too."
all you have to do is add any vulgarity you choose.
see, this is more your speed!
i know you can do it! GOOD LUCK!
Thanks for the help, shitstick. You're back pretty quick. Musta been a quick clean-up or did you use the rubber you dug outta your ass this morning?
Qdrop
09-09-2005, 02:24 PM
Thanks for the help, shitstick. You're back pretty quick. Musta been a quick clean-up or did you use the rubber you dug outta your ass this morning?
okay, now you're just getting uncreatively vulgar.
this is like playing basketball with a quadrapalegic.....
is it even fair to keep score?
Yeah, you know, cuz you're really throttling me with your tips on how to burn you. Quite impressive.
ToucanSpam
09-09-2005, 02:33 PM
yeesh
synch
09-09-2005, 02:34 PM
yeesh
That pretty much sums it up.
wanton wench
09-09-2005, 02:47 PM
why dont you guys stop fussing and go measure yourself, then get back to us?
at least it would be interesting
why dont you guys stop fussing and go measure yourself, then get back to us?
at least it would be interesting
Sorry, sweetheart, I think you're a bit confused here. I was talking about how big of a tool Qdrop is, not how big his tool is.
ToucanSpam
09-09-2005, 02:59 PM
My penis is 15 inches hard.
There, I said it.
My penis is 15 inches hard.
There, I said it.
so, how bout that pizza and a movie?
ToucanSpam
09-09-2005, 03:08 PM
so, how bout that pizza and a movie?
Like I said, Echewta and I are playing Pictionary, you're welcome to join though....
enree erzweglle
09-09-2005, 03:08 PM
My penis is 15 inches hard.
There, I said it.
so, how bout that pizza and a movie?
:D :D I laughed so damn hard.
BionicEye
09-09-2005, 03:10 PM
you are much appreciated, sir.
Audielicious
09-09-2005, 03:21 PM
ToucanSpam is a sweetheart. :) (y) Keep up the good work, kid.
synch
09-09-2005, 03:22 PM
That does explain Turd's raw lips.
Chicka B
09-09-2005, 03:31 PM
Yah I like ToucanSpam, he's cool. (y)
wanton wench
09-09-2005, 03:46 PM
Sorry, sweetheart, I think you're a bit confused here. I was talking about how big of a tool Qdrop is, not how big his tool is.
i'm not confused at all!
now go measure yourself!
i just wanted you guys to stop fussing
dave790
09-09-2005, 03:59 PM
I don't have much to contirbute to this thread, aside from TS gave an alright response to my rather lame contribution to the graffiti thread...i appreciated it (y)
ToucanSpam
09-09-2005, 04:50 PM
I appreciate the kind words... :o
zorra_chiflada
09-09-2005, 05:16 PM
yeah, he's alright.
he'll do.
:D
ToucanSpam
09-09-2005, 05:32 PM
yeah, he's alright.
he'll do.
:D
Oh you. :D
jesus, that cock is huge.
ToucanSpam
09-09-2005, 05:44 PM
jesus, that cock is huge.
Thanks, I lubed it just for you.
Thanks, I lubed it just for you.
haha. my last post was #69.
something that huge MUST have lube.
Monsieur Decuts
09-09-2005, 05:50 PM
lol time for the towel test
haha. my last post was #69.
something that huge MUST have lube.
Not necessarily, we don't know anything about the girth yet.
zorra_chiflada
09-09-2005, 05:59 PM
what's going on in here?
ToucanSpam
09-09-2005, 06:02 PM
haha. my last post was #69.
something that huge MUST have lube.
It was throbbing too.
Mcmac
09-09-2005, 06:16 PM
i hope you die
cj hood
09-09-2005, 06:57 PM
2 guys kissing isn't as gay as most of TS' posts....
TurdBerglar
09-09-2005, 07:46 PM
hahahaha
2 guys kissing isn't as gay as most of TS' posts....
ahahahah!
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