WHY WHY WHY

[kll]

so, someone extremely close to me had his bachelor party this past weekend and confesssed to me the gory details of the weekend and now i feel like throwing up... WHY do i have to be the priest in the confessional? WHY oh WHY?

[Nuzzolese]

I've heard some things about bachelor parties once. I heard about women doing things I didn't know were humanly possible.

[CiaoBellaXO]

You love it.

[CiaoBellaXO]

I've heard some things about bachelor parties once. I heard about women doing things I didn't know were humanly possible.

I have heard some crazy stories as well involving Qballs and spoons.

[jabumbo]

you are actually a man, kll


just admit it

[Bob]

were the details literally gory?

of course you realize now that you have to share with everyone what he told you

[ToucanSpam]

Just ignore them. Just be like, yeah, I've done worse.

[kll]

i think the worst part is that stippers are expected, but there were no strippers involved - just "real" girls for free... which makes it almost worse in a twisted way...

[kll]

I have heard some crazy stories as well involving Qdrop and spoons.
Q has sex with spoons?

[CiaoBellaXO]

i think the worst part is that stippers are expected, but there were no strippers involved - just "real" girls for free... which makes it almost worse in a twisted way...

you cant tell us that and NOT go into detail.

[enree erzweglle]

I have heard some crazy stories as well involving Qballs and spoons.
And I misread that as, "..involving Qdrop and spoons."

[Echewta]

i'm all about being a guy and all but why someone would want to mess around in a party atmosphere with the purpose of being with another girl the night before I marry someone is beyond me.

[Bob]

you cant tell us that and NOT go into detail.

seriously

out with it, woman!

[ScarySquirrel]

you are actually a man, kll


just admit it
He sounds really sexy on the phone too. Especially when he giggles.

[kll]

well, it WAS in vegas... need i say more?

oral sex in public at various clubs in various areas of clubs, elevators, etc.

fullblown sex in random hotels.

bad stuff.

[venusvenus123]

it's just sex :confused:

they didn't impale a hooker on a bathroom hook did they? now that's nasty.

[CrankItUp!]

Where does the part about the donkey come in ?

[TAL]

You're just jealous you weren't invited.

[ToucanSpam]

Dirtbag. I dislike unfaithful men/women.

[Bob]

WHY do i have to be the priest in the confessional? WHY oh WHY?

they were probably just looking for someone to brag to

[Nuzzolese]

That reminds me I've seen some weird stuff in bars in the plain open in front of onlookers. People are just drunk. And girls are just drunk, not simply going wild but doing what they would do if they were guys who got to be girls going wild.

[Echewta]

yea its just sex but the night before you get married to someone? Its like the ultimate slap in the face I think.

[CiaoBellaXO]

well, it WAS in vegas... need i say more?

oral sex in public at various clubs in various areas of clubs, elevators, etc.

fullblown sex in random hotels.

bad stuff.

My first trip to Cancun spring break 1999...the very frist club I walked into on the very first night I was there these 2 girls were 'going at it' in one of those cages hanging from the ceiling.

[ToucanSpam]

yea its just sex but the night before you get married to someone? Its like the ultimate slap in the face I think.
I think this qualifies as a rude cock-slap to the face. Honestly, that's so low brow that just thinking about it makes me feel like Charlie Sheen.

[bigblu89]

yea its just sex but the night before you get married to someone? Its like the ultimate slap in the face I think.

Agreed.

Cheating in general is just all sorts of crap.

[abcdefz]

i'm all about being a guy and all but why someone would want to mess around in a party atmosphere with the purpose of being with another girl the night before I marry someone is beyond me.



Ditto, except the "all about being a guy" part. I want no obligation to scratch myself pubicly.

[CiaoBellaXO]

yea its just sex but the night before you get married to someone? Its like the ultimate slap in the face I think.

Yea because she is at home getting her beauty rest for you. . .while you're getting your cock sucked in an elevator.

[Bob]

Yea because she is at home getting her beauty rest for you. . .while you're getting your cock sucked in an elevator.

don't women have bachelorette parties though? i've never been to one (off duty anyway) so i guess i don't know what exactly goes on there or if most women even have them but i don't know

[bigblu89]

Guys that are good looking enough to have a girl go down on them the first day they meet them are not marriage material anyway.

[Echewta]

Yea because she is at home getting her beauty rest for you. . .while you're getting your cock sucked in an elevator.

Still an empty box on my list of things to do.

[Nuzzolese]

Guys that are good looking enough to have a girl go down on them the first day they meet them are not marriage material anyway.

Feminist

[synch]

it's just sex :confused:

they didn't impale a hooker on a bathroom hook did they? now that's nasty.
Heh, loved that movie.

[Monsieur Decuts]

i wonder what % of marriages end in divorce when they start with a bachelor party in vegas.

go golfing and get so shitfaced you can't finish!

[kll]

well, this particular bride is only having a shower - no bachelorette party planned thus far. the wedding is in october. i think he was looking at telling me as more of a confessional than for bragging rights. he couldn't tell his buddies about the whole thing because the Best Man is the bride's brother...



all i know is that my boyfriend or future husband will NEVER be allowed to go to vegas for a "boys" weekend...

[ToucanSpam]

well, this particular bride is only having a shower - no bachelorette party planned thus far. the wedding is in october. i think he was looking at telling me as more of a confessional than for bragging rights. he couldn't tell his buddies about the whole thing because the Best Man is the bride's brother...



all i know is that my boyfriend or future husband will NEVER be allowed to go to vegas for a "boys" weekend...
That man is in for a world of hurt.


...I don't like vegas. It seems evil.

[ms.peachy]

mr.peachy had his bachelor party at Ba-da-bing's.

True story.

(although it's actually not called that, but still.)