Attn: So and so

[mickill]

Turd, I'm starting to recognize how vital your presence on this board is. It worries me.

NurfBallJeanus, I think there's still two or three females in Sure Shots that you haven't verbally groped yet. You should look into that.

ToucanSpam, okay, you've given everyone some good stroking action. Everybody's had a good ejaculation in your face, already. Now do you think you can try making a thread that doesn't start with "Happy Birthday" or end with "Appreciation Thread"?

kll, I can't find those "nudes" you requested.

BionicEye, stop being gay.

Sobaviolence, I never said anything about disliking you.

BionicEye, stop being gay.

Q, your moves are getting too predictable. For example, I called the America Appreciation thread 2 minutes before you actually started one.

BionicEye, stop being gay.

I'd also like to send a couple shout outs to my boy DandyFop, that fool tulla, Gareth and my peoples on lock down. Synch, Zippo, Zorra, EcHewta, whattup! Holla. *looking up* Finally, I'd like to thank The Creator without whom none of THIS would be possible. Thank you.

[jabumbo]

"The Creator" is not a registered user name

[zorra_chiflada]

mickill is my friend :)

[TurdBerglar]

elaborate on your thoughts about me

[zorra_chiflada]

me too

[Anne Lauren]

Turd, I'm starting to recognize how vital your presence on this board is. It worries me.

NurfBallJeanus, I think there's still two or three females in Sure Shots that you haven't verbally groped yet. You should look into that.

ToucanSpam, okay, you've given everyone some good stroking action. Everybody's had a good ejaculation in your face, already. Now do you think you can try making a thread that doesn't start with "Happy Birthday" or end with "Appreciation Thread"?

kll, I can't find those "nudes" you requested.

BionicEye, stop being gay.

Sobaviolence, I never said anything about disliking you.

BionicEye, stop being gay.

Q, your moves are getting too predictable. For example, I called the America Appreciation thread 2 minutes before you actually started one.

BionicEye, stop being gay.

I'd also like to send a couple shout outs to my boy DandyFop, that fool tulla, Gareth and my peoples on lock down. Synch, Zippo, Zorra, EcHewta, whattup! Holla. *looking up* Finally, I'd like to thank The Creator without whom none of THIS would be possible. Thank you.

Gay!

[mickill]

elaborate on your thoughts about me

Well, when I first joined I was like, what's with this fucking guy? I thought, holy shit, this guy's a total moron...is he for real? And after a while I started noticing that you weren't a total moron. In fact, for every 1000 idiotic posts you've contributed, there are at least 2 or 3 absolutely brilliant ones.

Plus you're honest.

[Mcmac]

mickill

[Bob]

yeah i went through the same thing with turdberglar

[mickill]

mickill is my friend :)

Before all this recent Aussie hype around here, there was already the Tasmanian shedevil. And I befriended you before anyone else. I always used to say, what's there to not like about Zorra? And now everybody's all jumping on the wagon. Everybody loves Zorra now, but I was the first dammit.

[zorra_chiflada]

Before all this recent Aussie hype around here, there was already the Tasmanian shedevil. And I befriended you before anyone else. I always used to say, what's there to not like about Zorra? And now everybody's all jumping on the wagon. Everybody loves Zorra now, but I was the first dammit.

i know! you were my first friend! i remember the lumberjack thread! and the maggots! :)

[mickill]

Gay!
I can't believe I stood up for you when people were calling you a stupid illiterate lying snaggletoothed bitch all those times. I was like, "what's wrong with Anne's teeth?"

[mickill]

i know! you were my first friend! i remember the lumberjack thread! and the maggots! :)
YES! The maggots, dammit. And the sloths! That's it!

I think the lumberjack thread's been deleted, sadly.

[zorra_chiflada]

YES! The maggots, dammit. And the sloths! That's it!

I think the lumberjack thread's been deleted, sadly.


i haven't lumberjacked lately, as we now live in a place that doesn't have a wood heater
the highlight of my career was last winter.

[Kid Presentable]

mickill

Say what you see, mcmac.

:|

Actually, is it M.C Mac, or 'Mickmack'?

[mickill]

mickill

Mcmac



What are you guys doing? This isn't one of those threads where I talk about you and how wonderful you are. I was just trying to save time and address a few things at once. That being said, you're a lot less annoying this month than you were the last. And you were a lot less annoying last month than you were the month before that one. Keep it up and you should be as cool as Bob by the year 2035.

Kid P, it was all love until that "I'm Leaving" thread. Bad call. Please stay away from the gimmicks, man, because I like your style. You remind me of myself a lot of the time. And I adore myself.

[mickill]

i haven't lumberjacked lately, as we now live in a place that doesn't have a wood heater
the highlight of my career was last winter.
You should keep chopping wood so you don't forget how to. Or do axes make Zount nervous? I'll bet it would keep him faithful, either way. Make sure that if you're home before him that he walks in on you chopping hotdogs with an axe at least once a week.

[Kid Presentable]

Gotta make a bad call or two now and then.

(y)

[Knuckles]

i know! you were my first friend! i remember the lumberjack thread! and the maggots! :)
I loved the lumberjack (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=628957&postcount=86) thread!

[zorra_chiflada]

I loved the lumberjack (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=628957&postcount=86) thread!

haha! i remember that!

[Bob]

Mcmac



What are you guys doing? This isn't one of those threads where I talk about you and how wonderful you are. I was just trying to save time and address a few things at once. That being said, you're a lot less annoying this month than you were the last. And you were a lot less annoying last month than you were the month before that one. Keep it up and you should be as cool as Bob by the year 2035.

Kid P, it was all love until that "I'm Leaving" thread. Bad call. Please stay away from the gimmicks, man, because I like your style. You remind me of myself a lot of the time. And I adore myself.

this will work out well because by 2035 i plan to sell out and not be cool anymore. gotta make a living, you know

[Mcmac]

Say what you see, mcmac.

:|

Actually, is it M.C Mac, or 'Mickmack'?

it was M.C mac :Cool:...but i tihnk everyone thinks its mcmac so i dont care

i just wrote mickill because i was doing a reply and i was gonna say some shit and then i had a mickill blank(haha get it..mental blank..mickill blank??anyone! .....no?) so i just wrote mickill

ps:mickill is a fag who loves himself :rolleyes:
pps:i only tihnk hes cool coz he has so much music
ppps:i am the coolest

(lb) (!) (y) :(

[Knuckles]

it was M.C mac :Cool:...but i tihnk everyone thinks its mcmac so i dont care

i just wrote mickill because i was doing a reply and i was gonna say some shit and then i had a mickill blank(haha get it..mental blank..mickill blank??anyone! .....no?) so i just wrote mickill

ps:mickill is a fag who loves himself :rolleyes:
pps:i only tihnk hes cool coz he has so much music
ppps:i am the coolest

(lb) (!) (y) :(
You should start eating breakfast.

[Mcmac]

heey i always knew you were a magic leprocaun!
its 1:24 and istill havnt had that shit. but its holidays so i skip it sometimes because im to cool for it

[Kid Presentable]

You should start eating breakfast.

What up Knucks?

*Does 'knucks bro' with Knucks*

:cool:

[Bob]

i don't know what that means but thank you

[ToucanSpam]

mickill

yeah. I think it's time to cool out with the appreciation threads. Everyone who I appreciate knows now, so yeah, no more.

[TurdBerglar]

Well, when I first joined I was like, what's with this fucking guy? I thought, holy shit, this guy's a total moron...is he for real? And after a while I started noticing that you weren't a total moron. In fact, for every 1000 idiotic posts you've contributed, there are at least 2 or 3 absolutely brilliant ones.

Plus you're honest.


but why would that worry anyone? that's what i don't get

[mickill]

mickill

yeah. I think it's time to cool out with the appreciation threads. Everyone who I appreciate knows now, so yeah, no more.

Good man. I knew all I had to do was ask nicely.

[mickill]

but why would that worry anyone? that's what i don't get

Because, man, when you start thinking of some dude with the word "turd" in his name as the backbone of an entire message board, it's just wrong.

[TurdBerglar]

it's better than "echewta"

[Mcmac]

yes it would be so much better if mickill was the backbone :rolleyes:

[cosmo105]

*ahem*


board vertebrae right here, baby.

[TurdBerglar]

no you suck

[cosmo105]

speaking of which...

[TurdBerglar]

i hope he shits all over you

[Auton]

time to suck me off?

[cosmo105]

THERE you are! *puts on chaps* ready?

[Auton]

yay!

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Boy, i've gotta start posting around the BF side more often. No one hates me anymore!! Im so bummed! :(

[cosmo105]

that won't be necessary, really

[Bob]

:D

if there's one thing i'm proud of, it's my fashion sense. you know me well

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

that won't be necessary, really
Well, you've hated me for so long, i dont even think you count anymore..

[cosmo105]

no one here hates you, so it's useless to keep trying. really!

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

no one here hates you, so it's useless to keep trying. really!
wow, thats like the most un-mean thing you've ever said to me.The Docters must be right.. being pregnant can make you temporarily insain. :confused:

[mickill]

*ahem*


board vertebrae right here, baby.

Let's not get all Voltrony about this.

You can be the right hand/arm, Jess.

[TurdBerglar]

so who's the dick that she jerks off?

[mickill]

It's a left-handed Voltron.




Toucan's the left hand, I guess.

[TurdBerglar]

no he's the foreskin


and luckily this voltron thing, whatever the fuck a voltron is, has been circumsized

[Bob]

this topic's wierd

cosmo's pregnant? HUH?!

[Mcmac]

im the dick

[Mcmac]

no shes not pregnant razorblade is just too fucking dumb to realize that thread was a joke

[mickill]

this topic's wierd

cosmo's pregnant? HUH?!
Relax. You can't impregnate people just by masturbating to them, man.

Turd, this is Voltron (http://www.voltronforce.com/).

I never watched that shit, by the way, because I thought it was pretty fruity.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Let's not get all Voltrony about this.

You can be the right hand/arm, Jess.
I had a voltron castle. True story.

Here it is, quarter of the way down

http://www.virtualtoychest.com/voltron/voltron.html

Ooooo I also had the Voltron III thats on there (y)

[mickill]

I actually had the toys. All of them. But I still thought the show was fruity.

[Mcmac]

Relax. You can't impregnate people just by masturbating to them, man.

Turd, this is Voltron (http://www.voltronforce.com/).

I never watched that shit, by the way, because I thought it was pretty fruity.

voltron??? that looks like power rangers to me?? POWER RANGERS WOOOOOOOOOOOO! seriously wtf what a rip off of power ranges or maybe power ranes ripped off them

[Rancid_Beasties]

voltron??? that looks like power rangers to me?? POWER RANGERS WOOOOOOOOOOOO! seriously wtf what a rip off of power ranges or maybe power ranes ripped off them
The latter. The show was kinda fruity but that castle and the voltron III was awesome.

[Mcmac]

the whatta? latter? please explaine punk

[Rancid_Beasties]

the whatta? latter? please explaine punk
Well voltron started in like the mid 1980s, and power rangers started in the mid 90s, so obviously power rangers ripped voltron off.

[Mcmac]

no fuck you my power rangers would never do that maybe the voltron creators went to the future in there time machine then saw the power rangers and then went back and ripped them off. did you ever think of that? DID YA? HUH PUNK?

[Gareth]

chur, mickill (y)

voltron was dope until they switched from five lions to about 25 automobiles.

[Rancid_Beasties]

^ I dont remember that. I only watched it as long as the lions were around. I probably blocked out anything else :rolleyes:

[Echewta]

Voltron was totally down with the pineapple lifesavers.

[Knuckles]

Voltron was totally down with the pineapple lifesavers.
coated with pocket lint (y)

[Echewta]

Robots and/or lions dont have pockets. :rolleyes:

[Knuckles]

they do when they wear pants (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.studio8.net/images/PictureStories/Minkis/teevee.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.studio8.net/ONLINE/PictureStories/minkis/minkis2-1.html&h=525&w=700&sz=32&tbnid=ZXo6TW7fI8cJ:&tbnh=103&tbnw=138&hl=en&start=10&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drobots%2Bwith%2Bpants%26svnum%3D10%26 hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff)

[tulla]

i think i like this thread

and i must admit, turd is one of my favorite board members.

[Knuckles]

and i must admit, turd is one of my favorite board members.

he's one of my favorites (y)

even though he's boning my wife :(

[SobaViolence]

sweet. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

ya need to stop sucking my dick and leave it to knuckles' wife

[synch]

You should start eating breakfast.
Nothing sweet and no coffee though, the last thing he needs is sugar and/or caffeine.

[ericlee]

dammit, I've been here for a year and some change and I'm not mentioned anywhere or anytime.

You can't tell me I'm not vital to this board. I'm the thread population control specialist so, you better call me an attention sloth or something or I'm gonna stab this pretty little thread of yours in the crotch and send it with my other masterpieces. :rolleyes:

[Qdrop]

it's pretty cool to create threads for sole purpose of critiquing every member of the board and to further establish popularity.


despite Mickill's near "kung fu" status on this board....this is his one real weak spot- his obsession with thinly-vieled popularity threads.
he loves to call out who he thinks is cool and who is uncool.

but they are pretty entertaining.

everyone scrambles to see if they're on the list....and literally ask if they can be....
as if Mickill is the end-all of board popularity.
he is the Godfather of "BBMB cool"...the keeper of the VIP list....










btw, Mickill....am i cool or not?

[Nuzzolese]

Probably not.

[kll]

What the fuck?

Does ANYONE have those "nudes" and can you PM me asap? I am in need of a grand laugh...

[Echewta]

I'm so cool you should call me coolo.

[ToucanSpam]

I don't think this was a popularity thread, it was more about adressing issues he had with the board. They've been adressed, everyone's happy, sleep time.


PS-kll, check your PM box ;) :cool:

[kll]

I don't think this was a popularity thread, it was more about adressing issues he had with the board. They've been adressed, everyone's happy, sleep time.


PS-kll, check your PM box ;) :cool:
you creep

there is NOTHING in my PM box...

[ToucanSpam]

you creep

there is NOTHING in my PM box...
im posing now.

[TurdBerglar]

when ever i see PM box it makes me think of a an angry pussy(post menstraul box)

[NurfBallJeaneus]

NurfBallJeanus, I think there's still two or three females in Sure Shots that you haven't verbally groped yet. You should look into that.



I was away for a couple of days. Give me a few minutes and I'll be sure to get the work done.

Thanks for the heads up!
(y) :)

[beastieangel01]

you all snorted crack over the weekend and didn't share with me.




bitches.

[TAL]

when ever i see PM box it makes me think of a an angry pussy(post menstraul box)
Why would it be angry after?

[TurdBerglar]

sorry wrong word

[zippo]

whatsup mickill, heres a lucky strike and if you dont smoke a glass of fine whisky

[Herbivore]

you can always tell when the board is getting lame, hence mickill's debauchery threads.

[mickill]

it's pretty cool to create threads for sole purpose of critiquing every member of the board and to further establish popularity.
I don't agree. How is it cool? Explain. I think it's actually pretty lame.
despite Mickill's near "kung fu" status on this board....this is his one real weak spot- his obsession with thinly-vieled popularity threads.
Ah, but is it a weakness? Anyway, I was just condensing all my thoughts into one quick message instead of spreading it out over various threads, posts and PMs. Don't overthink it.
he loves to call out who he thinks is cool and who is uncool.
Not really. That'd be way too time consuming. My cool list would only have like 7--no wait, I mean 8 people on it.
but they are pretty entertaining.
pssh.
everyone scrambles to see if they're on the list....and literally ask if they can be....
I never noticed that, so I don't know if that's necessarily true. But you seem to have done your research, so I'll take your word for it.
as if
Yeah, I know.
Mickill is the end-all of board popularity.
Thanks!
he is the Godfather of "BBMB cool"
Wow, man. I'm blushing.
...the keeper of the VIP list....
It's not so much a "list", just a couple of names really.
btw, Mickill....am i cool or not?
It doesn't matter what I think. It's more important that you love yourself, man. You're your own snowflake, Bradd. Nobody can take that from you.

I'd like to send some shout outs to Pauli, ERIC LEE, enree, JBernas, MCA and HEIRESS. I like these people. They're good by me. I approve of them. They can stay.

[Qdrop]

why do the popular kids always pretend they're not popular?

and why do so many judgemental people pretend they're not judgmental?

can you answer that, mickill?

[mickill]

why do the popular kids always pretend they're not popular?
Well, you see, Q, internet/message board fame is a lot like competing to be among the very best lawn darts players in the world; while it can be very fun and rewarding, very few people apart from your peers would have the slightest clue who the motherf'ing hell you are. So it's pretty easy to stay humble in that regard.
and why do so many judgemental people pretend they're not judgmental?
I've never pretended that I wasn't judgmental. I actually embrace my judgmental...ness....iticity.

[Echewta]

While people continue to argue, lets not forget that i'm Internet USA #1.

Thank you.

[Qdrop]

i see.

i appreciate that.



now what room has no walls?

can you answer THAT, mickill?

[Qdrop]

i'm Internet USA #1.



that sounds like something a japanese tourist would say...

[mickill]

i see.

i appreciate that.



now what room has no walls?

can you answer THAT, mickill?
A frickin mushroom, how bout? Specifically a shit-talking shiitake mushroom, in this case.

[BionicEye]

Dude...

First off, you seem to use the word 'gay' alot. that's pretty homosexual of you.

I don't think I've ever directed even a word to you... and if i have, it was only responding to you addressing me directly. Stop noticing everything I do and there might still be possibility that when you call someone 'gay' we don't all think you're talking about yourself.


YOU PUT ME DOWN ON YOUR LIST 4 TIMES ???? Damn, bro... Are you alright? I'm pretty surprised I'm even on there once.

[Qdrop]

A frickin mushroom, how bout? Specifically a shit-talking shiitake mushroom, in this case.

unneccessary, mike.





how long is a piece of string?

[mickill]

Hold on, Q. I just need to address this little nancy boy.

Oh, boo hoo. Cry me freakin river. What, are you gonna cry? Gonna cry? Huh? Little baby need a good cry?

Ok, Q, a piece of string is usually double the length from one side to the middle. Too easy. Psshh. Pssshhhh.

[Phantom Menace]

Dear So and so....

You don't know the power of the darkside (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/suchadork.wav)......

[BionicEye]

Hold on, Q. I just need to address this little nancy boy.

Oh, boo hoo. Cry me freakin river. What, are you gonna cry? Gonna cry? Huh? Little baby need a good cry?

Ok, Q, a piece of string is usually double the length from one side to the middle. Too easy. Psshh. Pssshhhh.



Wow, you really need to take the tampon out of your ass. I could care less. boo-hoo.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled lameness.

[Nuzzolese]

The tampon?! What the hell? That some kind of hostility towards menstruation?

[Echewta]

What does George Bush think about Roe vs. Wade?













Whatever it takes for people in New Orleans to get out, hes fine with it.

[Qdrop]

What does George Bush think about Roe vs. Wade?













Whatever it takes for people in New Orleans to get out, hes fine with it.

hahahahahahah!

[mickill]

Wow, you really need to take the tampon out of your ass. I could care less. boo-hoo.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled lameness.
Ok bye. Sorry I made you lose your temper like that.

[BionicEye]

I just need to address this little nancy boy.

Oh, boo hoo. Cry me freakin river. What, are you gonna cry? Gonna cry? Huh? Little baby need a good cry?




Ok bye. Sorry I made you lose your temper like that.

[Qdrop]

^^ i don't get it.

[mickill]

^^ i don't get it.

Me neither. I guess it's because we don't speak Freakin Moron.

[Bob]

i'm minoring in freakin moron studies and i still don't get it

[BionicEye]

it means she's the poopy-pants losing her temper, see Mikill's quoted post.

and me apologizing to miss sandy-puss-mickill, in her own words, for upsetting her.


have fun.

[Bob]

it means she's the poopy-pants losing her temper, see Mikill's quoted post.

and me apologizing to miss sandy-puss-mickill, in her own words, for upsetting her.


have fun.

you don't know mickill very well do you

[mickill]

Ok, bye. Sorry I made you cry.

[TAL]

Here's what mickill wrote about me
Hey know it all!
You're a good man.

[mickill]

I had had several sips of beer at that point, Tal. I didn't even know what I was saying anymore.

[TAL]

And to think I was nice enough to not mention the handwriting.

[cookiepuss]

hey bionic you ungreatful whore, your PM box is full.

Unfortunately this means I've got to say this publicly: I gave you some advice a while back and you never told me if it was helpful or to fuck off. I need feedback. a simple thanks or thanks for nothing would suffice. :p

[avignon]

I'd also like to send a couple shout outs to my boy DandyFop, that fool tulla, Gareth and my peoples on lock down. Synch, Zippo, Zorra, EcHewta, whattup! Holla. *looking up* Finally, I'd like to thank The Creator without whom none of THIS would be possible. Thank you.
Butt kisser. (n)

[BionicEye]

hey bionic you ungreatful whore, your PM box is full.

Unfortunately this means I've got to say this publicly: I gave you some advice a while back and you never told me if it was helpful or to fuck off. I need feedback. a simple thanks or thanks for nothing would suffice. :p


yes, my PM box was full. i just realized. but yes... you did give me some great advice, some of which i used. you really do know what you're talking about. it went really well, and i can attribute a couple of guests to your advice. you really came through and went above and beyond what i had asked for. i did end up buying a huge list which was helpful too.

THANK YOU COOKIEPUSS!!

[JBernas]

I'd like to send some shout outs to Pauli, ERIC LEE, enree, JBernas, MCA and HEIRESS. I like these people. They're good by me. I approve of them. They can stay.

I'm just getting around to reading this....thanks mickill (y) you're pretty alright yourself (can't be all that bad if you drive a passat ;) )

[hpdrifter]

The tampon?! What the hell? That some kind of hostility towards menstruation?

I have hostility toward menstruation. Especially when it happens when I am hung over and also have a cold.

I feel like butt today :mad: :(

[paul jones]

I have hostility toward menstruation. Especially when it happens when I am hung over and also have a cold.

I feel like butt today :mad: :(

awww sorry to hear that,get better soon (y)

[ericlee]

yeah he's a cool chap even though he'd never be able to out free flow me (y)

I still remember..