I miss sex

[TonsOfFun]

you know when you haven't had any for over 6 months and everyone else seems to be getting some but me. kinda sucks.

I miss as much waking up next to someone...

maybe it all comes down to companionship. Some one to help me smoke my weed, go to gigs and chill out with me and listen to music would be fantastic.

Instead I'm on the internet for companions.

yup, I wanna hold someone naked next to me naked. And do what naked people do.

PLAY TWISTER!

[TurdBerglar]

you know what's nice?


haveing a crotch full of ass and a hand full of tit while falling asleep. but you know what sucks? haveing you other arm fall asleep becuase the chicks head is resting on it.

[TonsOfFun]

It's suit me. That warmth of a girl falling sleep on me even though it killed my arm would be a bonus right now.

I'm not depressing on you all, just missing a good feeling more than I normally do.

[Anne Lauren]

Why are you on the internet looking for companionship?

[Echewta]

I do it because I have a heated mouse.

[QueenAdrock]

One thing I love the most is falling asleep with Wayne.

Sigh. :(

[Mr Films]

goddammit

i need to keep away from this place for a bit

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah. I wouldn't mind my internet being shut down for a few months or so. Just to escape for a little bit. :(

[Justin]

I forgot what life was like before the internet...did people actually have life?

[QueenAdrock]

My friends and I heard of chatrooms when we were 11 (1994), yet didn't have internet, so we made our own chatroom on MS Works.

So in conclusion, no, there was still no life before the internet.

[TonsOfFun]

My job is internet based...
Which is why I'm always on the internet...
I've lots of friends but I'm painfully shy and I'm always a friend to women before a person to have sex with generally...
I was so wasted last night I forgot about this thread, think I was just horny...

[miss soul fire]

It's times like these when we are wasted that we show our true emotions. That's why I try to keep myself sane, but there's nothing wrong with that. Only to me, I guess. Hihihi.:D

Anyway, have you tried sleeping with a doll? That would help a little bit. :D

[Rancid_Beasties]

The internet is a good place to procrastinate doing essays etc. Other than that its a serious time waster. Hardly any people have luck with finding companionship on the internet, the figures on here for bbmb hookups are an anomaly.

MSF are you referring to a sex doll? :eek:

[TonsOfFun]

I don't mind admitting I miss sex. I've always been a horny type of person! I love everything to do with sex but I try not to think about it too much while not getting any. But I couldn't just fuck anybody because the being able to stand each others company is all part of the deal with sex. I'm more horny with a regular partner than I would be with a different lay each night!

[miss soul fire]

BBMB hookups are getting married someday somewhere. This is so crazy, but some of us are actually real people made of skin, bones, guts, brains and more. :p

[Rancid_Beasties]

BBMB hookups are getting married someday somewhere. This is so crazy, but some of us are actually real people made of skin, bones, guts, brains and more. :p
Speak for yourself, I'm a program that generates perfect posts everytime. For example this one :D

[miss soul fire]

The internet is a good place to procrastinate doing essays etc. Other than that its a serious time waster. Hardly any people have luck with finding companionship on the internet, the figures on here for bbmb hookups are an anomaly.

MSF are you referring to a sex doll? :eek:
Well, I've seen them in movies, aren't they supposed to cheer you up or make you look like a weirdo?

It must be good, right?! They don't talk.:D

[miss soul fire]

Speak for yourself, I'm a program that generates perfect posts everytime. For example this one :D
Not so perfect! You forgot this at the end of your post: "."

Hihihi. How do you guarantee all these people don't come from a computer program or especially made by the alien's government to confuse our heads!!

[TonsOfFun]

we don't.

But i've met a few computer programs made of flesh and bones from here so maybe not.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Not so perfect! You forgot this at the end of your post: "."

Hihihi. How do you guarantee all these people don't come from a computer program or especially made by the alien's government to confuse our heads!!
Don't worry msf, I'm here to make people happy, or at least gleeful. And the smilie face is a good substitute for a full stop/period. It is circular shaped, and I find that it is a suitable end to a sentence. If I did everything perfect it would be too obvious anyway.

[hitmonlee]

i miss sex but what i miss more is someone to hold hands with, hug, lean on, kiss, watch the simpsons with, i miss it all :(

[Rancid_Beasties]

^ Yeah me too, and its been a while :( I miss the smells, like it might sound weird but certain types of perfumes, or shampoos make me remember certain girlfriends. It also makes me sad...because it reminds me I dont have a current girlfriend that has her own smell.

[Mike k]

I miss it whenever I don't get it.

[zorra_chiflada]

i miss my mother making me pizza. :mad:

[Rancid_Beasties]

i miss my mother making me pizza. :mad:
I think its a fair trade off. Get pres to make you something.

[zorra_chiflada]

I think its a fair trade off. Get pres to make you something.

neither of us can cook. :mad:
i want my mother's pizza! :mad:

[Rancid_Beasties]

neither of us can cook. :mad:
i want my mother's pizza! :mad:
Learn to cook. Then you can have your "freedom" and pizza too :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

Learn to cook. Then you can have your "freedom" and pizza too :mad:

but i can't!
cooking stresses me out! :(

[Rancid_Beasties]

but i can't!
cooking stresses me out! :(
The key to making a good pizza is in the base. The easiest thing to do is get some pita bread, the circular type (it makes an excellent thin and crispy base and never goes soggy), and some tomato paste, and some cheese and capsicum (and whatever else you like on your pizza, subtract the cheese if you're a vegan i've forgotten) and like pre prepare it, keep it in the fridge nice and sliced (or grated in the case of the cheese), and you can make pizzas really easily for like 3 days. At least. Also, always sprinkle italian herbs on top (mc cormicks) (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

The key to making a good pizza is in the base. The easiest thing to do is get some pita bread, the circular type (it makes an excellent thin and crispy base and never goes soggy), and some tomato paste, and some cheese and capsicum (and whatever else you like on your pizza, subtract the cheese if you're a vegan i've forgotten) and like pre prepare it, keep it in the fridge nice and sliced (or grated in the case of the cheese), and you can make pizzas really easily for like 3 days. At least. Also, always sprinkle italian herbs on top (mc cormicks) (y)

mum used to make it from scratch with her own tomato sauce/paste
and she made a herbed base from scratch.
it was soo good.
i'd never be able to do it!

[Rancid_Beasties]

mum used to make it from scratch with her own tomato sauce/paste
and she made a herbed base from scratch.
it was soo good.
i'd never be able to do it!
Your mum is obviously too good a cook, now you will probably expect top stuff like that for the rest of your life. You gotta lower your standards as a uni bum living away from home. You gotta make easier pizzas, they are still mega tasty (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

Your mum is obviously too good a cook, now you will probably expect top stuff like that for the rest of your life. You gotta lower your standards as a uni bum living away from home. You gotta make easier pizzas, they are still mega tasty (y)

i know!