can you?

[jabumbo]

lose weight by going to the bathroom?

seriously, it has to weigh something



i mean, if i got a good scale that went past the decimal, and checked before and after a major dump, i should logically notice a diference right?

[TurdBerglar]

no you actually gain weight when you take a shit

[jabumbo]

how the fuck is that rigt?

[tracky]

i've pondered this before, but never actually tested it. I'm thinking if you did it enough times, you'd eventually see a difference somewhere, depending on how precise your scales are.

[DemonicAngel444]

Sum ppl take laxitiveies and then they go poopy and den dey are like I thiny winey but den they get all sicky wicky and den dey die. De end.

[zorra_chiflada]

Sum ppl take laxitiveies and then they go poopy and den dey are like I thiny winey but den they get all sicky wicky and den dey die. De end.

bulimia. what a cute little story

[DemonicAngel444]

bulimia. what a cute little story
Yeah, I knows. It so cutey woot wootey. :D Just like me we pee.

[jabumbo]

bulimia. what a cute little story


i didnt think bulimia involved pooping so much as puking... :confused:

[Rancid_Beasties]

i didnt think bulimia involved pooping so much as puking... :confused:
I'm pretty sure it works both ways. But using laxatives probably wouldnt do the same damage as puking, because the stomach acids and stuff can actually really damage your throat/vocal chords etc. I've heard of some people with bulimia actually coughing up blood :(.

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah. I know one or two girls who started coughing up blood, and they're trying to change their lives around. It's so sad, really. Esp. because their diseases started in middle school.

[jabumbo]

so does anyone have a good enough scale that they can run a few tests?


i would do it, but the scale i have only gives you whole numbers...

[Bob]

to answer your question, yeah. i don't see how it couldn't. poop weighs something. when it leaves your body the weight is out of your body. so it must.

[jabumbo]

to answer your question, yeah. i don't see how it couldn't. poop weighs something. when it leaves your body the weight is out of your body. so it must.

and water is fairly heavy considering, and i would thing that urine would be al ittle heavier than water. i know i've pissed out a gallon's worth in the morning, and those things weigh a couple pounds

[adrockmelanie]

my boyfriend went down a pound after pooping the other day. i don't remember why he told me that, but he did.

[QueenAdrock]

My scale goes to half-pounds. So I'd have to take a fairly huge dump for it to make any difference.

Ew, why did I even consider doing that? Gross.

[jabumbo]

My scale goes to half-pounds. So I'd have to take a fairly huge dump for it to make any difference.

Ew, why did I even consider doing that? Gross.


next time you feel a super shit coming on, hop on the scale first and see if theres any bit of a difference. i bet a good flush of diarrhea would produce at least a pound of removed substance

[QueenAdrock]

How about I mail you my scale and YOU do it?

[jabumbo]

only if you mail a suprise gift with it


and no, i dont want your shit in a bag

[QueenAdrock]

if i were in pittsburgh, i'd give you a hot karl SO FAST

[iceygirl]

i always weigh myself first thing in the morning after youknowwhat

it does make a difference

[Monsieur Decuts]

3 pounds is my record.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by jabumbo
lose weight by going to the bathroom?

seriously, it has to weigh something



i mean, if i got a good scale that went past the decimal, and checked before and after a major dump, i should logically notice a diference right?


And you wonder why you're unemployed.

[jabumbo]

And you wonder why you're unemployed.


most office bathrooms don't have scales


one time, my friend counted how many minutes he spent in the bathroom during a week of work and figured out how much money they paid him to sit on the shitter. it was pretty impressive

[yeahwho]

This is going right along with my train of thinking, the digital scale toilet seat....punch up your weight pre-potty, then check it' post potty!

$$$$$$$$$yesssssssssssss$$$$$$$$$$

[Mike k]

I lose weight all the time. alot of it.

[zorra_chiflada]

someone should start a thread: "post here after you do a poo"
it'd be cool

[TurdBerglar]

i've done it before

[zorra_chiflada]

i've done it before

i missed it :(

i like discussing bowel movements on the internet.

[tracky]

what an appropriate direction this conversation has taken

before 79.9

after 79.5

[jabumbo]

0.4 kilos (right?), thats appears to be fairly impressive. i really do wish i could do my own comparative study...

do we have anyone who can do better?




ps: if those numbers arent in kilos, you are way too skinny man

[tracky]

yeah kilos and yeah it was a big bog :p

[Monsieur Decuts]

.4 kilos isn't impressive.

anything over 1.5 is impressive.

eat people eat

red meat = success

[Chicka B]

I'm sure if you eat 2 of them half pound burritos at taco bell then shit it out you'll lose a pound most definatly. :cool:

[CrankItUp!]

most office bathrooms don't have scales


one time, my friend counted how many minutes he spent in the bathroom during a week of work and figured out how much money they paid him to sit on the shitter. it was pretty impressive
That is so fucking hillarious ! :D

[tracky]

So one of the guys at work comes out to me this morning, "hey can you just set this job up for us?" - me, thinking he's obviously busy since he doesn't usually ask me for help, oblige. He, having palmed off his job, picks up the paper and goes to the dunny for a shit. :D (y) (i don't really care it wasn't like it was a big job or anything, plus i'm bored with not much to do...)

[jabumbo]

i used to get emails from him saying "you are just jeleous because i just got paid $8.52 to sit on the crapper"

then i would respond telling him how i just got paid $10.85 cents to beat the difficult level on minesweeper

[tracky]

hehe good work :D (y) Right now I'm being paid to explore google earth (as well as post here) although that's getting boring so I might actually even try and find some work to do :p