i have this odd fear the my grandmother is gonna die in the bathroom

[TurdBerglar]

and the bathroom will be tainted with grandma's death and i can never use it again.

like whenever she's been in there for a while i start to worry. i don't worry are about her being dead really. but more about her sitting in the toilet or fallen in the shower being all dead and shit. and that's just fuckn' sick. i would be totaly grossed out from useing the bathroom from that point on.

how the fuck is someone suppose to jerkoff in the shower when your grandma's spirit is looming overhead?

[zorra_chiflada]

your grandma lives with you? how old is she?

[TurdBerglar]

fuckn' 88!

[zorra_chiflada]

fuckn' 88!

nice work. my grandma's 97.

[TurdBerglar]

well you don't count


you probably have siblings that are close to being seniors

[zorra_chiflada]

well you don't count


you probably have siblings that are close to being seniors

i don't have any siblings that i know of, but my dad was married before so for all i know i could possibly have like a 50 year old sister.

[zippo]

well her spirit will be able to see you from anywhere no matter where she dies, so her passing away in the bathroom or not doesnt make a difference

[zorra_chiflada]

she would be just as likely to die in the kitchen or the loungeroom or the bedroom or something.

[TurdBerglar]

well her spirit will be able to see you from anywhere no matter where she dies, so her passing away in the bathroom or not doesnt make a difference



says who?

[zippo]

says who?

its me, zippo

[TurdBerglar]

well tell zippo she's a fuckn' idiot

[zippo]

tell zippo shes a fkin idiot, ok

and what do you mean says who, says the afterlife

[TurdBerglar]

you know the afterlife?

[zippo]

hey idiot, you believe it too if you say youre pissed she´ll be able to see you if she dies in the bathroom

[TurdBerglar]

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER ME QUESTION GODDAMNIT!

do you know the afterlife?

[zippo]

I AM THE AFTERLIFE

WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA


turdy....come here.....comere turdy...ABUBUBUBBUBUBUBUBU







WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DO I "KNOW" THE AFTERLIFE

nono please... someone.....someone, seriosly.....hold me down

[zorra_chiflada]

you two should just fuck

[TurdBerglar]

you're fuckn' stupid


it's like talking to a dirty diaper. except talking to a dirty diaper is more sane

[TurdBerglar]

you two should just fuck


you just wanna watch

[zippo]

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER ME QUESTION GODDAMNIT!

and dude...the pirate talk...save that for when youre in bed with your girlfriend or something

[TurdBerglar]

oh you got my there

[zippo]

hey, dont be scared off by the capital letters, now youre not answering the question, what do you mean do i "know" the afterlife

[TurdBerglar]

well acording to you you said the afterlife tells you things!

[Bob]

hi zippo

[icy manipulator]

filth life turd

[zippo]

well acording to you you said the afterlife tells you things!

what is this guy reading?

i said that the typical belief (which is obviously partially bullshit cuz we have no idea, thats why its just a belief) when people die is that their spirits are everywhere and they dont just stay at the location they die in. and like i said, you also believe this, cuz then you wouldnt be pissed saying "if my grandmother dies in the bathroom, ill never jackoff again cuz shell see me there".

unless ofcourse, you believe that when spirits die they set up camp and stay at the location theyve died in

is this getting through turd? are you understanding turd?

[TurdBerglar]

says the afterlife


DOES THE AFTERLIFE SPEAK TO YOU OR NOT

[zippo]

hi zippo

and whatsup Bob :D

"yo", as you yanks would say

[zippo]

DOES THE AFTERLIFE SPEAK TO YOU OR NOT

what is this "afterlife", is it a person, this "afterlife"? No, it does not speak to me.

Does death speak to you? i mean, the act of death, does it speak to you?

[TurdBerglar]

there was this dude in highschool that they all called death. i think i've spoken to him a few times

[zippo]

wait, so what was the point of your question

[TurdBerglar]

what question?

[zippo]

cute

[cosmo105]

my dad died in my parents' bathroom. not ON the toilet, but in there. i don't go in there very often. sometimes i do, sometimes i don't. when i do, i always think about it a little, but it's been so long it doesn't bother me much anymore. i mean, he lived in the whole house, so it's not much different from all the other rooms in terms of spooky.

[TurdBerglar]

the seariousness of cosmo's post kind of makes me feel like an ass now

[zippo]

i didnt know you had limits