lets say you have a teenage daughter

[TurdBerglar]

and you come home early one day from work to catch you daughter going down on somebody on the couch. but the thing is that the person she's going down on is another chick. what do you do? all this time you thought sally and jenny were just really good friends. it's not like your little jenny can get pregnant. it's nothing more than makeing out with someones crotch rather than their mouth. would you be very pissed if you caught your daughter makeing out? i say let your lesbo daugher have her fun.

[sheesh]

You must be watching porn again.

[QueenAdrock]

Um, I don't want to see any of my offspring in any sexual act. Awkward.

[ScarySquirrel]

I can honestly say that I hope my kids aren't stupid enough to be doing that stuff on the couch when they know I might be home at any second. Now, if I caught them in their bedroom, that's a whole 'nother story.

Your kids' choices are your kids' choices. Let 'em live their life like they want to. I don't want sucker punk parents trying to tell me who or what to be and I wouldn't expect to do something like that to my kids. Y'heard?

[icy manipulator]

you tape it and put it on the net (y)

[zippo]

stop thinking turd

[TurdBerglar]

I can honestly say that I hope my kids aren't stupid enough to be doing that stuff on the couch when they know I might be home at any second. Now, if I caught them in their bedroom, that's a whole 'nother story.

Your kids' choices are your kids' choices. Let 'em live their life like they want to. I don't want sucker punk parents trying to tell me who or what to be and I wouldn't expect to do something like that to my kids. Y'heard?



so if you caught your 14 year old daughter sucking some dudes dick you wouldn't do something about it?

[ScarySquirrel]

I definitely don't think I would scold her for it. You're attempting to paint a black and white picture though out of a scenario that has a million different factors involved.

[TurdBerglar]

scold her?


fuck that. i'd beat the shit out of her retarded ass

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't know. what would you do if you saw your son being gay on the couch?

[TurdBerglar]

puke

[zorra_chiflada]

puke

but you'd be fine seeing your daughter eat pussy?

[TurdBerglar]

yeah that's hot

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah that's hot

is there a lot of incest in your family?

[TurdBerglar]

i don't know but that would explain a lot

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, I've never understood why twins are hot. I mean goddamn, those are SISTERS. We're not in backwoods West Virginia.

[zorra_chiflada]

Yeah, I've never understood why twins are hot. I mean goddamn, those are SISTERS. We're not in backwoods West Virginia.

or tasmania


oh, wait...

[QueenAdrock]

Do you guys really have Tasmanian Devils there? And if so, what do they look like anyways?

[zorra_chiflada]

Do you guys really have Tasmanian Devils there? And if so, what do they look like anyways?

yeah they're little things that look like a cross between little bears and dogs.
they're an endangered species. they're sick and dying out :(

here (http://www.australianbedandbreakfast.com.au/tasmania-bandb/gallery/images/tasmanian-devil.jpg)

[QueenAdrock]

Holy crap, I want one! I'd name him Mr. Biggles!

[zorra_chiflada]

Holy crap, I want one! I'd name him Mr. Biggles!

they're cute, but very vicious

[QueenAdrock]

Gross. I thought you were talking about the Tasmanian Devil.

[TurdBerglar]

hahahahahahaha


so it's not gross the other way?

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, but I'd say at that point it'd probably be grosser for the daughter. In my opinion.

[CrankItUp!]

What if the other female muff-diving your daughter is her ugly ass dyke gym coach ? And you come home early to find not only the two of them - but your own fucking wife also in the mix with them getting fisted and fucked.Your wife then proclaims her sudden passion for the pussy and files for divorce. You get kicked out of what use to be your house - which now belongs to her and the fucking dyke gym coach (who is now the man of the house). You're left living out in the woods, freezing and starving - eating squirrel shit to survive. What the fuck do you fucking do now?

[TurdBerglar]

good thing i don't believe in marriage

[Medellia]

is there a lot of incest in your family?
Didn' he want to fuck his cousin at one point?

[TurdBerglar]

why are you asking her


im right here

[Medellia]

Because she was the one who asked about incest in your family. :rolleyes:

[Matt]

I wouldn't care much. I'd probably say don't do it in the house (if I had other, younger children), or do it in your room and lock the door. She or he can make their own life decisions. I'd just like do giude them in the right direction. if they would like to love someone of the same sex, I'd just like to be as supportive as possible. fuck that old world, demonisation of homosexuals mentality.

[TurdBerglar]

Because she was the one who asked about incest in your family. :rolleyes:



are you interested in being my cousin?

[CrankItUp!]

why are you asking her


im right here
Because you live out in the fucking woods now and don't have internet access anymore.

[ericlee]

If I caught my son being gay on the couch with another guy, I'd probably shove his nose in the other guys ass and swat him in the head with a rolled up newspaper kinda like you do to a dog everytime he shits on the carpet.

[boys_beastie]

you know what i dont get--when people say they think being gay is wrong and everything, but love watching lesbians and stuff.

[CiaoBellaXO]

This thread reminds me of the movie Election.

[ericlee]

why is everyone so opposed to gays but not lesbians?

asshole= shit. Smelly stinky excretement. It's shit dude, that should say enough

[boys_beastie]

yeah but im talkin about when people say its un-natural and stuff and thats why they dont like gays and then they go and jerk off over lesbians. gay porn makes me cringe n'all but im not opposed to gays. so its ok for me to like lesbians :D

[wavin_goodbye]

girlfriend too ;)

[TurdBerglar]

i would make a great father. if the kid could ever get over that i was completely disgusted by it until it was about 5 years old. but by then i would cuased way too much trauma

[SobaViolence]

this thread is the reason i keep visiting bbmb. (y)

[Medellia]

are you interested in being my cousin?
I'm sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. :(

[buddylee]

i would make a great father. if the kid could ever get over that i was completely disgusted by it until it was about 5 years old. but by then i would cuased way too much trauma

and your my youngest son hero