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Classic Iconocl
09-11-2005, 11:31 PM
Though I avoid partisan politics like cholera in a hurricane-ravaged city, I must admit there is something immensely cathartic and satisfying about hearing the Vice-President told to go fuck himself on national television. After all, these were the same bitter words he spat at Patrick Leahy in DC some months ago. This is better than Crossfire, folks. Are you feeling the love?

Maybe Dick forgot - in the dirty world of politics, paybacks are hotter then hell.

Dick responded to the televised insult as if he was oblivious. Does he not comprehend that children were gang-raped in the Louisiana Superdome (aka Superdumb), on his watch? Of course he's not completely responsible for this, but does he know what it's like to wade through toxic waste? Has he ever been elderly, disabled, vulnerable, unable to evacuate to his underground bunker? Has he ever been forced to "loot" bread, water, and diapers? And did he bother to lift a sandbag while he was down there?

Hurricane survivors are unwilling to be used as political fodder for any self-serving politician, Democrat or Republican.

Political correctness aside, Uncle Dick should just suck in his gut and suck it up - then swallow. You can hear the sound of sucking right here...

mms://mms1.kintera.com/cap/cheney.wmv

Ali
09-12-2005, 12:59 AM
But, but it's not his FAULT!!! Waaaah waaaahhhh, horrible Democwats blaming the government for natwil dithathterth. WAAAAAHHHH!

He was in chrage, he gets the blame. A Democratic government would have got the same from the Republicans, no matter what!

Echewta
09-12-2005, 12:33 PM
He's used that language on the the Senate floor. I'm only assuming that the gentleman yelling at him as learned from Cheney that its ok to use that kind of language. Just like high school kids having more oral sex because of Clinton.

franscar
09-12-2005, 12:53 PM
Has he ever been forced to "loot" bread, water, and diapers?

But he's white, he only would've needed to "find" them.

Monsieur Decuts
09-12-2005, 01:28 PM
Its imprortant to address the swearee with his/her proper pre-name to ensure politeness throughout the swear.

Example :Fuck you Mr. Cheney.

infidel
09-12-2005, 06:53 PM
I just hope if he fucks himself it doesn't result in a clone.

QueenAdrock
09-13-2005, 04:25 PM
"That's the first I've ever heard of it!" ...which I'm sure is the truth because this administration is so hell-bent on getting as far away as possible from any form of truth in their la-la land of lies and bullshit.


So in conclusion, I bet the mustard and relish would really sting.