So my question is.......

[ericlee]

How long was I walking around with a huge rip in the ass of my pants?

I woke up at about 7:30 p.m and told the wife I was gonna do some errands and I was going to get some breakfast. After I got breakfast, I stopped into the supermarket and got a few groceries and after that, I stopped by work to shoot the shit with my coworker.

After I finished bullshitting at work, I went to the travel agency to pick up my flight tickets and made my way back home.

I got home, kissed the wife and turned to put my sunglasses and hat on the table and she says to me, "baby, you've got a huge rip in the butt of your pants".

With that said, I reached my hand around and felt my bare ass. MY WHOLE BARE ASS cause I like to go commando in this heat.

I'm thinking it happened when I got outta the car to go to the supermarket for this, I do get occasional stares because I'm of different nationality but this time it was followed by snickers and chuckles. As I type this, I'm realizing that I'm answering my own question..

First my wife's friend sees me after I take a shower via the webcam and now this.... What next?

[mp-seventythree]

Home made porn?

[ericlee]

might as well, I guess I'm supposed to be seen naked. Hmmm, I need a porn name and the best selection of bo bo music that's out there.

[mp-seventythree]

Yeah the twangy guitars from 70's German porn movies would probably suit you. And your porn name should have some kind of reference to a big gun.

[Loppfessor]

My question is why were you just waking up at 7pm? Do you work nights or what?

[ericlee]

twangy guitars would be a hit for me. Big guns.. Nah. I fucking hate guns anymore but the only thing about a gun that is close to my mishap today would either be buttstock or rear aperture. I think either of those names for a pornstar would be a GEIGH pornstar.

Well, there goes that I idea. I guess I'll have to stick to walking around in draft pants.

[ericlee]

My question is why were you just waking up at 7pm? Do you work nights or what?

Oops, typo. I actually do work nights and normally wake up at 3:15 pm but I woke up this morning at 7:30 am cause I've got the day/night off to prepare for my leave.

[Loppfessor]

^ Oh okay....well anyway back to your question. I don't know the answer but I wouldn't sweat it you probably gave a lot of people a story to share at the dinner table or whatever, "Yeah so I was at the grocery store today and totally saw this dude's ass" etc etc

[ericlee]

yeah I can imagine it now while eating mutton. "Ibn al sharmotta amrike teeze" or some shit. Good times