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Kid Presentable
09-12-2005, 08:29 AM
Burial at sea for some of my most orgiastic of culinary delights.
ms.peachy
09-12-2005, 08:32 AM
Round my house, we call it "dropping the kids off at the pool."
Tzar
09-12-2005, 08:33 AM
no bullshit - i was just about to make a thread about the dump i just took.

the main turd was easily 8 inches long... :confused:

i dunno what to think.
Kid Presentable
09-12-2005, 08:38 AM
no bullshit - i was just about to make a thread about the dump i just took.

the main turd was easily 8 inches long... :confused:

i dunno what to think.

EEEWWWWW.Imagine if a doctor barged into your bathroom with his surgeon colours on, and pushed you off the bowl, wrapped that shit up, and was all:"Mrs Tzar, do you want to hold him?".

Eeeww. Tzar, don't assign poos gender.
Tzar
09-12-2005, 08:42 AM
well fuck dude! since we're on the subject of toilets; why not post about why they're there for.

i'll name it Burglar ;)
Kid Presentable
09-12-2005, 08:47 AM
Little Burglar McPhilliann.

Raised by Tzar, the single mother, who loved that poo so much.

She'd do naynaything for that poo.
jabumbo
09-12-2005, 08:48 AM
if you didnt weigh yourself, you aint shit (pun intended)
Kid Presentable
09-12-2005, 08:51 AM
if you didnt weigh yourself, you aint shit (pun intended)

I floated into the room afterwards, although I believe I only lost the weight on my mind (No pun).