How come you never hear men talking about chocolate the way women do.

[BionicEye]

YOu never hear a guy saying, "oh my god... i had this chocolate and its sooooooo goood" "that chocolate is evil, its soooo good" "Oh my god, keep that chocolate away from me..."

Do you have to wear a tampon to make a big deal about it?

[Lindsey_1535]

Im not a fan of chocolate. I enjoy candy moreeeeeeee. YUMMY

[HEIRESS]

best thing ever written in an Archie comic ever:

"duh candy, muh favorite fruit!"

and yes, it was uttered by Big Moose

[ToucanSpam]

I wanted to buy loads of candy tonight at Bulk Barn but never made it to the show:(

Bulk Barn is jelly bean heaven.


Chocolate=less appealing to me now with age

[DroppinScience]

I love chocolate, but yeah, I'm not orgasmic about it the same way as the ladies.

Apparently there are elements of chocolate that gives effects similar to smoking marijuana (but you'd have to eat a lot, I mean A LOT, of chocolate to fully duplicate that). Why chocolate seems to be more sexual with women than men, I'm really not sure of.

But I'm glad it's that way, because I enjoy hearing my girlfriend sing chocolate's praises. :)

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

You've obviously never spoken to my dear friend echewta.

[little j]

^ yeah i was just gonna say "chewie talks like that all the time"

[Echewta]

Yea its crazy and I don't have a tampon all up in'ere.

[BionicEye]

i love chocolate too, but i don't talk about it like it's sex

[Sarky Devotchka]

acting like you're in ecstasy while eating chocolate is gross. or any food for that matter. grow up, seriously.

I like chocolate, but I think people make too much out of it.

[BionicEye]

chocolate + yogurt

[Nuzzolese]

It makes them sound soft to admit weakness.

[wanton wench]

chocolate is only orgasmic during sex! other than that, it's just good!

[Kid Presentable]

Men talk about women the way women talk about chocolate.

The descriptors change somewhat, but it's all the same.

[Nuzzolese]

Did you ever see Down With Love? It was pretty stupid but cute, like the old Rock Hudson/Doris Day movies with fabulous clothes and apartments. Renee Zellweger's character proposes replacing men with chocolate. I could go for some chocolate right now. Just talking about it kind of makes me want some. Hot cocoa and a Doris Day movie. That would be perfect. Oh, and sweatpants. OMG!

[Kid Presentable]

Did you ever see Gang Bang Car Wash 5? It was pretty slow but hardcore, like the old Peter North/Ginger Lynn movies with fabulous fucking and hooters. Penny Cumsalot's character has lesbian sex with four girls. I could go for some sex right now. Just talking about it kind of makes me want some. Booze and a skeezer. That would be perfect. Oh, and her sister. OMG!

[Nuzzolese]

Whoa it was like I was possessed or something, like you sat me on your lap, shoved your fist up my bum and my eyes bugged out and I started talking in your voice even though your lips never moved.

[Kid Presentable]

Nah. Internet.

[Nuzzolese]

it replaces chocolate, sex, and puppetry

[robert hammy]

white chocolate for me

[Nuzzolese]

What does that mean? Puerto Rican?

I'm not sure if I'm joking, it depends on if you laugh.

[JBernas]

I never understood this either....I have a couple of girlfriends that HAVE to have it every day and talk about it like that. I like it and all, but I'm with Lindsey...I'm a candy person...give me smarties and sweet tarts anyday (y)

[Kid Presentable]

What does that mean? Puerto Rican?

I'm not sure if I'm joking, it depends on if you laugh.

Poseur.

[BionicEye]

acting like you're in ecstasy while eating chocolate is gross. or any food for that matter. grow up, seriously.

I like chocolate, but I think people make too much out of it.


Like the YoPlait commercials with chicks frolicking about in their capris and pom-pom socks eating yogurt and talking about how the yogurt is, "not-having-to-walk-with-the-shortest-groomsman-at-a-wedding" good.

Gimme a flunkin' break! It makes me want to throw tubes of Vagisil at the screen.

[Echewta]

I enjoy chocolate very much. I enjoy watching women react to it even more.

[enree erzweglle]

At Easter, I like to buy a cheap, hollow bunny, break him up, freeze him, and eat him very, very slowly, across weeks and weeks, piece by piece. I save the little bits with his candy eyes for last.

One time, I bought the bunny and left him in the car and the sun hit him full-on and he became a puddle with an eye floating in the center.

[BionicEye]

I enjoy chocolate very much. I enjoy watching women react to it even more.

you gotta work with whatcha have, i guess.

[wanton wench]

At Easter, I like to buy a cheap, hollow bunny, break him up, freeze him, and eat him very, very slowly, across weeks and weeks, piece by piece. I save the little bits with his candy eyes for last.

One time, I bought the bunny and left him in the car and the sun hit him full-on and he became a puddle with an eye floating in the center.
i just pictured you all dressed up in some pastel easter outfit with a crazy psycho look on your face as you rip your bunny limb form limb!
:D

[enree erzweglle]

i just pictured you all dressed up in some pastel easter outfit with a crazy psycho look on your face as you rip your bunny limb form limb!
:DI actually have worn dresses like that and have handed out candy in front of department stores with stuffed easter bunnies next to me. But I did that for pay. When I do the bunny at home, it's more slow and it's on my own dime. :)

[ms.peachy]

There is some evidence to suggest that women physically respond to the chemicals in chocolate differently to men. Has to do with the stimulation of endorphins and seratonin production. It's far from conclusively proven, but the link has been found in more than one reputable study. So women may crave it more strongly and/or have a stronger response to it because of basic brain chemistry really.

[Nuzzolese]

Like the YoPlait commercials with chicks frolicking about in their capris and pom-pom socks eating yogurt and talking about how the yogurt is, "not-having-to-walk-with-the-shortest-groomsman-at-a-wedding" good.

Gimme a flunkin' break! It makes me want to throw tubes of Vagisil at the screen.

I hate those commercials too! Why is it always good in a "something-stupid" way? It's always something shallow. Why can't the yogurt be "my child's first word" good or "getting a University grant to study the Australian wombat" good or "finally breaching the emotional gap with my sister" good?

[wanton wench]

So women may crave it more strongly and/or have a stronger response to it because of basic brain chemistry really.
its this brain chemistry that makes women better!
really!
its been proven by women all around the world!
really really
:D

[abcdefz]

...maybe if more men pleased more women more, they wouldn't develop cross-addictions.

[BionicEye]

I hate those commercials too! Why is it always good in a "something-stupid" way? It's always something shallow. Why can't the yogurt be "my child's first word" good or "getting a University grant to study the Australian wombat" good or "finally breaching the emotional gap with my sister" good?



thank you! highly annoying, but i've seen them so many times that now I laugh at them.

This yogurt is, "not-breaking-a-nail-and-leaving-it-in-the-married-man-you're-seeing's-car-for-his -wife-to-find" good.

this yogurt is "i-just-ate-pound-of-chocolate-and-had-an-orgasm" good.

[wanton wench]

...maybe if more men pleased more women more, they wouldn't develop cross-addictions.
where have you been all my life!

i think more men should think like you!

you should teach a class! well.............................................. .........maybe!

[Sarky Devotchka]

those yogurt commercials can kiss my ass.

I think women sometimes get over-dramatic with the chocolate business because they think it's the way they're supposed to act. Like, the same kind of people who think they're drunk when they're really only drinking o'douls.

[JBernas]

At Easter, I like to buy a cheap, hollow bunny, break him up, freeze him, and eat him very, very slowly, across weeks and weeks, piece by piece. I save the little bits with his candy eyes for last.

One time, I bought the bunny and left him in the car and the sun hit him full-on and he became a puddle with an eye floating in the center.

I just threw away a never-opened chocolate bunny from last easter....felt bad doing it, but I knew I was never going to eat it

[enree erzweglle]

I just threw away a never-opened chocolate bunny from last easter....felt bad doing it, but I knew I was never going to eat it
I could have had my way with that bunny.

[ms.peachy]

its this brain chemistry that makes women better!
really!
its been proven by women all around the world!
really really
:D
Um... I'm not actually aware of that particular study...

[avignon]

Well, chocolate brings me closer to orgasm than washing my hair.

[BionicEye]

i forgot about the herbal essences too. that one was a little funnier in that it was conspicuously exhaggerated. making fun of 'the tingle says its working' mentality?

[ms.peachy]

Well, chocolate brings me closer to orgasm than washing my hair.
yes. but perhaps not closer than having my hair washed. You know, like when you're at the salon? Man that's nice. Mr.peachy and I have joked that when we renovate our house, we're going to put in one of those special hairwashing sinks as a 'marital aid'.

[wanton wench]

Um... I'm not actually aware of that particular study...
its all over the news!!!!!!!!!! women are just better!
;)
i dont think i can get any more sarcastic

[avignon]

yes. but perhaps not closer than having my hair washed. You know, like when you're at the salon? Man that's nice. Mr.peachy and I have joked that when we renovate our house, we're going to put in one of those special hairwashing sinks as a 'marital aid'.
Oh man! I have really long, thick hair and one time I got a spiral perm and once all the rollers were out, three of the girls that worked in the salon came over and starting massaging my scalp. It was so good I almost lost consciousness. Hmm, that was the closest thing to hardcore porn I've ever done.

[Echewta]

Warm chocolate. (!)

[enree erzweglle]

Oh man! I have really long, thick hair and one time I got a spiral perm and once all the rollers were out, three of the girls that worked in the salon came over and starting massaging my scalp. It was so good I almost lost consciousness. Hmm, that was the closest thing to hardcore porn I've ever done.
Have you ever used this (http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/210600/210655/products/4989011.jpg) because when I do (or rather when someone else does on me), it sends waves of shivers through my neck and scalp. It's nearly too intense.

[BionicEye]

sharper image?

[enree erzweglle]

sharper image?
A friend snuck up at work and used it on me. I mail ordered it from the same obscure place where he got his. Don't remember the name, but it wasn't anything well known.

[synch]

I saw minority report again on tv a couple of days ago.

That looks like it would creep up on you and electrify you.

[synch]

Oh man! I have really long, thick hair and one time I got a spiral perm and once all the rollers were out, three of the girls that worked in the salon came over and starting massaging my scalp. It was so good I almost lost consciousness. Hmm, that was the closest thing to hardcore porn I've ever done.
They filmed it? Is it too late for a late birthday present package?