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have you ever woken up in the morning and gone "hey, how did that get there?" this happens to me now and then, i'll wake up and there will be a wierd cut on my body, usually in my abdominal/chestal area. i was scratching myself just now, and i found another one, on my side. it looks like someone tried to steal my kidney in the middle of the night. they don't hurt or anything, and they're not terribly big, but i do wonder how they get there. maybe i scratch myself with my nails in my sleep or something.
BionicEye
09-13-2005, 11:29 AM
sports?
no, i don't leave the apartment
wanton wench
09-13-2005, 11:32 AM
maybe you need to cut your nails! (y)
no, i bite them, they never get long (i know, it's gross and bad for you and whatever, but i can't help it, and i don't do it in public)
that's really the only answer left, isn't it? i was afraid of that, i just needed to hear someone else say it.
wanton wench
09-13-2005, 11:44 AM
bob
i thought about you last week when i went to the doctor! they brought me in the room and told me to wait for the doctor. so i'm sitting there and i had to blow my nose. so i blow my nose and out of habit i touched my nose to make sure nothing was hanging out, ya know how it is. so i feel this really long nose hair, and i'm like wtf ? (this is where i thought of your nosehair thread) it was really really long. how could i have not noticed that. anyway so i started to yank on it cause i know everyone must have been able to see it but i couldnt really get a good grip and i just knew the doctor was going to walk in on me doing this. :o she didnt and i was able to finally, after much effort, pull it out. hurt like a motherfucker!
Monsieur Decuts
09-13-2005, 11:45 AM
this happens to me too.
and i bite my nails.
underwear gnomes?
bob
i thought about you last week when i went to the doctor! they brought me in the room and told me to wait for the doctor. so i'm sitting there and i had to blow my nose. so i blow my nose and out of habit i touched my nose to make sure nothing was hanging out, ya know how it is. so i feel this really long nose hair, and i'm like wtf ? (this is where i thought of your nosehair thread) it was really really long. how could i have not noticed that. anyway so i started to yank on it cause i know everyone must have been able to see it but i couldnt really get a good grip and i just knew the doctor was going to walk in on me doing this. :o she didnt and i was able to finally, after much effort, pull it out. hurt like a motherfucker!
oh god, i know. once you feel one, and you can tell with your fingers that it's sticking out below the rim of your nose, you just can't let it go, it's got to be dealt with, i know that feeling all too well. i'll work on it all day if i have to :mad:
Lindsey_1535
09-13-2005, 11:48 AM
I get em from work. Knifes and all that jazzzzz.
SOOooooo you work at subway maybe?
mickill
09-13-2005, 11:49 AM
I think you're overlooking the possibility that you may be a werewolf, Bob. And perhaps you get into fights with other werewolves during your nocturnal outings, which would explain the scratches on your torso. Tell me, Bob, do you feel slightly fatigued when you wake up in the morning, like you would after a good workout?
what if i'm a werewolf who works at subway?
Lindsey_1535
09-13-2005, 11:52 AM
What if indeeeed....do you get mad and kill people cause thats pretty hardcore man.
you should have told me you wanted two sandwiches at the beginning! GRAAARRARARAGHG
wanton wench
09-13-2005, 11:54 AM
this is why the wench does not eat at subway!
plus if i'm going to have a sammich i can just make one at home! :)
what if i'm a werewolf who works at subway?
who was being abucted by aliens...
there's a guy who works at my local subway (one of the three of them) who i suspect might be a werewolf. he has bizarre scars on his face and he's not very good with the cash register. everyone knows that werewolves can't use computers.
Lindsey_1535
09-13-2005, 11:57 AM
you should have told me you wanted two sandwiches at the beginning! GRAAARRARARAGHG
I HATE THAT!!!!!!!!! :mad:
Its...almost like you work there....crazy man. crazy.
wanton wench
09-13-2005, 11:58 AM
takes one to know one :rolleyes:
I HATE THAT!!!!!!!!! :mad:
Its...almost like you work there....crazy man. crazy.
actually the only reason i knew that is because some guy yelled at me once when i had him make them one at a time. i haven't done that since, though!
mickill
09-13-2005, 11:58 AM
what if i'm a werewolf who works at subway?
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, Bob. Pull your head out of your ass. Why would anyone let a werewolf work in the food service industry? Normal people are forced to tie their hair back or wear a hairnet or a hat when they prepare/handle food. What would a werewolf do? Wear a raincoat? I can't believe how ridiculous you're being..
Lindsey_1535
09-13-2005, 12:00 PM
I bet you lean on the glass too HUH HUHUHUH!!!
I would have killed you. Just sayin. Thats how I roll.
enree erzweglle
09-13-2005, 12:00 PM
which would explain the scratches on your torso.
...and the long nosehairs.
I bet you lean on the glass too HUH HUHUHUH!!!
I would have killed you. Just sayin. Thats how I roll.
no, i don't do that, i'd never lean on something that i'd just sneezed on. that's gross!
CiaoBellaXO
09-13-2005, 12:05 PM
This happens to me all the time but with HUGE bruses. Maybe you are just clumsy and are bumping into things and not thinking it was a big deal till you notice the cuts later.
Or you can go with the warewolf theory
mickill
09-13-2005, 12:31 PM
...and the long nosehairs.
I have a feeling that those are just pubes that get caught in his nose. Who knows what that Bob is into.
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