Don't you hate

[Echewta]

when you are doing a mask and your nose starts to run? I have like 10 more minutes. :(

[Bob]

i don't hate anything, hate is for squares

what do you mean, "doing a mask"

[Echewta]

Watching the cartoon show from the 80s :rolleyes:

[Documad]

wrap some kleenex around a pencil ;)

[Echewta]

Great idea. I already wadded up a ball of kleenex and absorbed most of it.

[ScarySquirrel]

I actually saw some of this stuff while I was in the department store and thought about picking some up. Then I learned a friend of mine got a free sample with something he bought and tried it out. He said the weirdest part was he suddenly realized that he couldn't move his face and he got a little worried... but then it all just washed right off.

Either way, it sounds fun, man.

[Sarky Devotchka]

lol, you guys are gays.

[Documad]

There used to be masks that went on clear and liquid and then you peeled them off after they set up. Do they still make those?
I don't think they did anything for my skin, but they were entertaining. I would try to get it off in one piece, without ripping it.


Do they still make rubber cement? The mask had a similar consistency.

[cosmo105]

i still owe chew a bentonite clay mask and a spa treatment. my AHA treatment is waiting for joo!

[Knuckles]

Watching the cartoon show from the 80s :rolleyes:
Matt Tracker!!! (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lescrados.com/images/mask/matt_tracker.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lescrados.com/index.php%3Fd%3Dmask%26r%3Dcamps&h=254&w=191&sz=23&tbnid=IqQN1LDKrmcJ:&tbnh=106&tbnw=79&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmatt%2Btracker%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den %26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff)

[TonsOfFun]

your an idiot, your can use a light cucumber exfollient scrub followed with a distilled lemon juice/papaya seed oil rinse and it works just as well. I like to follow it with a light talcom pat and a dirty martini


Wouldn't you smell like a salad?

[synch]

Yes I don't.

[enree erzweglle]

Here's one of the things that keeps me coming back to these boards.

I'll read a thread like this and have absolutely no idea of what it means. Like this one--no way did I know what "doing a mask" meant and I figured that it either had something to do with video games or a worse thing.

Then in the middle of exfoliating last night, it completely dawned on me. Mask. And then I cracked up at the thoughts of guys doing masks.

My mask is by Clinique. It goes on as a glowy neon sort of light green. Wipe it on and leave it for 5 minutes. It gets hard and when it does, I like to look in the mirror and make satchmo eyes.

[wanton wench]

hee hee
echewta uses masks!

[ms.peachy]

Then in the middle of exfoliating last night, it completely dawned on me. Mask. And then I cracked up at the thoughts of guys doing masks.

You should see mr.peachy with his nose pore strips.

[cosmo105]

i can't get steger to try a pore strip! i use the ultra ones because i have very stubborn blackheads. they gross him out. i'll show him, and say, "look, all that was in my skin and now it's out! isn't that great?" and he makes a teeny little "eww" sound and runs away.

i got him on a good skincare regimen though...a lovely line, Lucky Tiger, makes a natural men's line. it's a cleanser, skin toner, shave lotion, and moisturizer.

[Echewta]

Boom'n and I should have a boys day out and go to Lush.

[cosmo105]

god, i would love that. him coming home all exfoliated and glowing...

[Qdrop]

FUCKING GAY!

[Kid Presentable]

I have to have my shower tomorrow.

[ToucanSpam]

Chewie, why? Too keep lookin' as young as you do?

[cosmo105]

why do people have such a problem with men taking care of their skin? i like it a hell of a lot more than a guy with axle grease coming out of his pores.

[Echewta]

Because the mask smelled good, duh.

[ToucanSpam]

why do people have such a problem with men taking care of their skin? i like it a hell of a lot more than a guy with axle grease coming out of his pores.
I think some people believe it's too 'feminine' a thing to do. I personally think whatever works is cool, I definately wasn't trying to sound like a dick.

I use cream on my face. There, I said it, no biggie. Whatever keeps me looking good I guess.

Guys with axel grease coming out of their pores have bigger problems than than bad skin. :D

[Qdrop]

MEGA GAY!

[Bob]

good looks are for fags

[DandyFop]

I don't even wash my face regularly...

[Echewta]

I see the nice skin gay clique and the i dont care about my skin ass clique starting to form.

[ToucanSpam]

If it's gay to wanna make your skin look nice, then I don't want to be straight.


Jesus, that looks bad.....

[Echewta]

I didn't think you were :confused:

[ToucanSpam]

I didn't think you were :confused:
what? Are you an idiot?

[Qdrop]

True. It's just that most men themselves aren't comfortable as with it because they are still trying to fit in with the masculine image that society promotes. But it is okay by me.

it ain't just society, sister.

behavior ain't just a blank slate that gets programmed by the culture you're born into.

masculinity is an evolved trait.
it's biological.

[Qdrop]

SUPREME GAYNESS!

[BionicEye]

*cough*

[abcdefz]

Smooth on some yogurt, leave it set for five minutes, then wash it off. That takes care of bacteria.

Then smooth on a little olive oil and you're good. No need to spend the bucks on a mask.

Take it from a guy whose whole head is skin. (y)

[Qdrop]

Smooth on some yogurt, leave it set for five minutes, then wash it off. That takes care of bacteria.

Then smooth on a little olive oil and you're good. No need to spend the bucks on a mask.

Take it from a guy whose whole head is skin. (y)

oh my god.....

even Richard Simmons would read that and say: "dude....that's pretty gay."

[abcdefz]

Richard Simmons is such a poseur, man. I tried teaching him supreme gayness, but he only got about half of it.

[Qdrop]

i don't get it...


what's with men thinking it courageous and proud to come out as metrosexuals.

like they think it's a brave new world that should be free of the ignorant shackles of forced male stereotypes.....as if they are purely cultural creations.


act like a man!


put down your lufas and your callous stones.... and grab a bar of Lava soap!

[Qdrop]

Richard Simmons is such a poseur, man. I tried teaching him supreme gayness, but he only got about half of it.

he saw your shaved head, you predaliction for rare south american red wine, and your facial cleansing habits as thought "even I'M not this gay....i'm out."

[cosmo105]

not everyone can be as manly as you, q.

[abcdefz]

I think the correct adjective is "threatened."
























































Real men don't know what "adjective" is. (y)

[Qdrop]

not everyone can be as manly as you, q.

that's the thing....i'm really quite the nerd overall....
yet even I can see such shameless shirking of masculinity as tragic.

[cosmo105]

yeah, hygine is so gay.

you floss? FAG!

[DIGI]

not everyone can be as manly as you, q.


I heard he eats nails and shits hammers.

[Qdrop]

I think the correct adjective is "threatened."


yeah, i'm threatened by red Brazilian wine and clean pores.

it keeps me awake at night.

[Qdrop]

yeah, hygine is so gay.

you floss? FAG!

there's a line.

it stops at lufa's......

[abcdefz]

that's the thing....i'm really quite the nerd overall....
yet even I can see such shameless shirking of masculinity as tragic.



"Shirking mansculinity." This is a concern, Q?

[abcdefz]

yeah, i'm threatened by red Brazilian wine and clean pores.

it keeps me awake at night.




...it's a little funnier and more accurate if you say "Chilean."

[Qdrop]

"Shirking mansculinity." This is a concern, Q?

i think i already stated that.

[Qdrop]

...it's a little funnier and more accurate if you say "Chilean."

see, this is how i know you're gay.

[cosmo105]

anyone ever notice how the guys that are the most comfortable with their sexuality and masculinity and femininity are the ones that have the least for which they have to compensate?

[Qdrop]

anyone ever notice how the guys that are the most comfortable with their sexuality and masculinity and femininity are the ones that have the least for which they have to compensate?

every notice how such a generic, old battle-horse retort like that one ^, never seems to go away?

"he doesn't like metrosexuals....he must have a small penis."


(usually because the one who uses it lacks creativity or keen insight....)

[cosmo105]

i said nothing about penis size. i was thinking more along the lines of personality, but you proved my point :)

[Qdrop]

i was thinking more along the lines of personality, but you proved my point :)

no, but you'll pretend i did.

you're good at pretending.
real good.

[Herbivore]

oh my....a mask? you are kidding right? please tell me this isnt true.

[Qdrop]

oh my....a mask? you are kidding right? please tell me this isnt true.

it is.

but if you mock it, that must mean that are compensating for something.
though not penis size, according to cosmo...

[Herbivore]

Is your name G?

dude....go to lunch or something....when you answer questions not relating to you....you need some fresh air.

[HotAndWet]

What's wrong with a guy caring about his skin? I think it's cute.

[Echewta]

Who knows if i'm telling the truth or not. Perhaps I was board and started a thread or I was actually covered in mud and had to kill time.

Personally, I have no problem spending all day at a bar drinking and eating greasy food while watching football games or spending a day at a spa. I enjoy both. I'm comfortable doing both.

If neither is your bag, whatever but it doesn't mean I don't lay down the pipe solidly.

Thank you.

[Herbivore]

yes sir.

Have you ever given yourself a chocolate mask treatment? I wonder if cocoa is good for the pores.

[Echewta]

I have used a mask that was chocolate based before. It was fine.

Its amazing the chocolate gifts I've received.

[CiaoBellaXO]

Its amazing the chocolate gifts I've received.

Hmmm....I can attack this from many ways.

[Herbivore]

I think that was the point

[CiaoBellaXO]

I am on the Clinique 3 step skin care system...they have a mask...it smells like carrots.

[Rock]

see, this is how i know you're gay.

You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I like it when balls are in my face." - David from The 40 Year Old Virgin

[Qdrop]

You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I like it when balls are in my face." - David from The 40 Year Old Virgin

You know how I know you're gay?

you like Coldplay.

[Qdrop]

Is your name G?



you know, i've read that..like...5 times.

it makes no sense.

[Herbivore]

only because youre stupid

[Echewta]

i have no point.

[Herbivore]

you could if you wanted too....

[Echewta]

if i did, would you listen?

[Qdrop]

only because youre stupid

sigh...

wow, a newb who going the "i'm gonna be an asshole to get noticed" route.
next will be the "apathetic and dismissive" response...

as original as dirt.





i'm gonna tear you apart on this board.



then put you back together again.



then sell you for profit.

[TAL]

Hahaha

[Lex Diamonds]

sigh...

wow, a newb who going the "i'm gonna be an asshole to get noticed" route.
next will be the "apathetic and dismissive" response...
Sounds familiar.

[Nuzzolese]

He lives in L.A. All the guys out there are like that. Suntanned, facialed, avacado-scarfing dildos on surfboards. *swoon* :cool:

[Echewta]

Its Skye Qdrop, put your attitude back in is hoslter. No newbie is getting bashed today.

avacado dildo? I like neither.

[Nuzzolese]

Its Skye Qdrop, put your attitude back in is hoslter. No newbie is getting bashed today.

avacado dildo? I like neither.

But that's what you are to me.

Chewlita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Chew-li-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Chew. Li. Ta.

He was Chew, plain Chew, in the morning, standing six feet one in one sock. He was Chewta in slacks. He was Chewy in school. He was Echewta on the dotted line. But in my arms he was always Chewlita.

[Herbivore]

I am speechless, no no no.....I cant holdback....what a tard.

[Echewta]

Thanks Vladimir Nuzz.

Who is a tard?

[Herbivore]

not you sweet chocolate love of my life :)

[Echewta]

Hmmm. Its better than being the bitter chocolate I suppose.

[Herbivore]

pancakes in bed? what kind is your favorite?

[Echewta]

pecans and chocolate chips.

You?

[Herbivore]

Pumpkin Spice & Sweet potato = my specialty

swap pancakes for chocolates this holiday season?

[DandyFop]

holy balls...pumpkin AND sweet potato in one

it's a pancake orgasm

[Echewta]

Tis the season to be friendly. Pancake/chocolate swap could happen.

[Herbivore]

Tis the season for forgiveness too. Only you will pop my BBMB cherry.

[Echewta]

keep the pugs out of the room please

[Beth]

faggott.

[Documad]

anyone ever notice how the guys that are the most comfortable with their sexuality and masculinity and femininity are the ones that have the least for which they have to compensate?
every notice how such a generic, old battle-horse retort like that one ^, never seems to go away?
Yeah. Because it's true. It's been true since I was in junior high school.

[Qdrop]

Yeah. Because it's true. It's been true since I was in junior high school.

yeah, because it's impossible for someone to find effeminate behavior in a male to be odd....unless he's compensating....IMPOSSIBLE! no other explanation.

dogmatic thinking has many faces...


i like echewta plenty....
but using facial masks is mega girly...

[Bob]

you know, i've read that..like...5 times.

it makes no sense.

hey, qdrop admitted he didn't get something...alright

[Qdrop]

hey, qdrop admitted he didn't get something...alright

it's all for you, bob.
all for you...

[Bob]

thanks :o

now i owe you something

[Qdrop]

In some cultures, men wear dresses and face painting that looks like make up. I remember seeing this in a books about certain tribes in Polynesia and Africa. They also hold hands and in general act more "emotional" or whatever like American chicks.

yes, they are called homosexuals.







kidding.
regardless....this is the US....comparing our men to tribes in Africa has little relavence.

[Tzar]

yes, they are called homosexuals

PAHAHA!! i lol'd!!1

[Nuzzolese]

yes, they are called homosexuals.







kidding.
regardless....this is the US....comparing our men to tribes in Africa has little relavence.

Oh, I'm confused. I thought you were saying that some behaviors are masculine or feminine regardless of culture

[Nuzzolese]

it ain't just society, sister.

behavior ain't just a blank slate that gets programmed by the culture you're born into.

masculinity is an evolved trait.
it's biological.

This is why I thought you were saying that masculinity is a set of evolved biological behavior patterns that are not shaped by your culture, which I disagree with. I think your culture shapes your idea of masculinity. So then her mentioning other cultures having a different idea of what makes a man, would be a relevant point don't you think?

[Qdrop]

Oh, I'm confused. I thought you were saying that some behaviors are masculine or feminine regardless of culture

and this is true.....but i admit make-up/skin care is not one of them. and platonic intimicy is not one of them.

but you are confusing cultural differances in acceptable gender-specific actions...with fixed gender roles WITHIN every culture.

Men are supposed to act like men.
women are supposed to act like women.
the "acts" themselves CAN be more culturally dependant, though.

but again....this is US culture i am speaking of (for echewta and AZ)...american men don't use facial masks or take great care in keeping their skin glowing.

[paul jones]

Don't you hate it when you've done a massive shit and there's no toilet roll

[Rich Cheney]

Girly men.

[Tzar]

Don't you hate it when you've done a massive shit and there's no toilet roll
or when you gotta take that huge dump, and you walk into the loo, look, and there's no toilet paper there. so you gotta sprint to your folk's loo and check if they got some, sprint back to your loo and go down to sit down but the seat ain't there and it freezes your arse cheeks up.



it happened last night.

[Qdrop]

This is why I thought you were saying that masculinity is a set of evolved biological behavior patterns that are not shaped by your culture, which I disagree with. I think your culture shapes your idea of masculinity. So then her mentioning other cultures having a different idea of what makes a man, would be a relevant point don't you think?

let me explain more:

there ARE certain behavioral traits for both men and women that have scientifically proven to be gender specific...regardless of culture.

and every culture, within itself, adopts or creates gender specific rules for accepted gender behavior.
these behaviors are, by and large, rooted in biology...but can vary somewhat in specifics.

even though there can be gender behavior specifics that are differant between culture...that does not mean that those differances can be transposed upon our culture as "proof that it's ok".

[paul jones]

or when you gotta take that huge dump, and you walk into the loo, look, and there's no toilet paper there. so you gotta sprint to your folk's loo and check if they got some, sprint back to your loo and go down to sit down but the seat ain't there and it freezes your arse cheeks up.



it happened last night.

shit yeah! the rim freeze syndrome!

always a pisser! :(

[paul jones]

Don't you hate it when a fucking massive chicken attacks you when you've had some ecstacy

[Echewta]

Happy friday everyone! Ready for the weekend?!!!??

Tonight I'm going to get a wax. Probably a landing strip. :cool:

[paul jones]

Happy friday everyone! Ready for the weekend?!!!??

Tonight I'm going to get a wax. Probably a landing strip. :cool:


Yeah man! I'm gonna get a Brazilian and a Thai massage (y)

[Nuzzolese]

let me explain more:

there ARE certain behavioral traits for both men and women that have scientifically proven to be gender specific...regardless of culture.

and every culture, within itself, adopts or creates gender specific rules for accepted gender behavior.
these behaviors are, by and large, are rooting in biology...but can vary.

even though there can be gender behavior specifics that are differant between culture...that does not mean that those differances can be transposed upon our culture as "proof that it's ok".

Okay I understand what you're saying. However, I think the gender-based standards of behavior from other cultures can be used to prove that the specific behavior in question is not biologically based and is in fact culturally imposed. So you can really only say that a North American man doing a mask is effeminate. Still, cultures also change and with them their ideas about masculine behavior, so the gender roles aren't totally fixed.

Last night I watched American Psycho. That movie got a lot of criticism but I liked it, I love the scene when they are all comparing business cards. Those men were pampered, and they also seemed to hate women and each other. Maybe being a rich powerful jerk makes up for it.

[Echewta]

Steve McNair gets facials.

[ToucanSpam]

Steve McNair gets facials.
That explains a lot.

[paul jones]

Steve McNair gets facials.

Bukkake style?

[Qdrop]

Steve McNair gets facials.

THAT'S A LIE...THAT'S A FUCKIN LIE!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK...YOU SON OF A-

OHH....IF I WAS BY YOU RIGHT NOW...I WOULD....OHHHHHH!!

[Echewta]

He also bow hunts.

[Qdrop]

Okay I understand what you're saying. However, I think the gender-based standards of behavior from other cultures can be used to prove that the specific behavior in question is not biologically based and is in fact culturally imposed. i already said that. as far as skin care and make up, perhaps.

So you can really only say that a North American man doing a mask is effeminate. yeah...uh huh. said that.

Still, cultures also change and with them their ideas about masculine behavior, so the gender roles aren't totally fixed. but it's still gay for a US man to get a facial or do the mask.
period.
done.

Last night I watched American Psycho. That movie got a lot of criticism but I liked it, I love the scene when they are all comparing business cards. Those men were pampered, and they also seemed to hate women and each other. Maybe being a rich powerful jerk makes up for it. last night, i watched the OC. i like when Ryan punched that guy. yeah.

[Qdrop]

He also bow hunts.

damn right he does.

with his BARE HANDS!


.....


oh, wait....

[Echewta]

Its not like I can't punch a guy because I do mask. Nor does it mean i want a man if I get a facial.

And all of the people on the OC get skin treatments so bad example. Even worse because Ryan was probably wearing makeup during that scene.

[Qdrop]

Its not like I can't punch a guy because I do mask. Nor does it mean i want a man if I get a facial. dude. i'm fuckin with you....

And all of the people on the OC get skin treatments so bad example. Even worse because Ryan was probably wearing makeup during that scene. i knew it! i KNEW Ryan was gay....

[ToucanSpam]

Summer......

[Qdrop]

Summer......
yeah, rachel bilson ain't too hard on the eyes....

[ToucanSpam]

The thing is, Misha Barton seems to grow on me with every season.......

[Echewta]

Wheres my pancakes?

[ToucanSpam]

Wheres my pancakes?
You'll get them when you acknowledge the existance of Christ.

[Echewta]

Christ died for my pancakes :confused:

[ToucanSpam]

Christ died for my pancakes :confused:
yes, he did.


Chewie, I would make you pancakes.

[Qdrop]

I see what you're saying. But we are all members of the human family. You said masculinity was a biological thing and biology doesn't change along with country borders and the like.

go back and read my posts above.
i don't want to retype it.

it's up there...

[ToucanSpam]

It's like an unarmed David versus about a thousand Goliaths.....

[Qdrop]

There is murder in every culture though. yeah, and?
the correlation is....?

Just because things are "they way they are" doesn't mean that they are necessarily right. well then we are debating 2 differant things.
you are saying it shouldn't be labeled as wrong (though something like that is mostly a matter of opinion)...
while i'm saying, that by our current US cultural standards it IS considered rather odd and effeminite for a man to do.

Technically any man who acts is acting like a man because he is a man and he is acting. that is such utter nonsense. Blank Slate garbage. you couldn't scientifically defend that if your life depended on it.
stop parroting other people's quotes.

[BionicEye]

^^^

You're both idiots. stop trying to impress eachother with your microsoft thesaurus skills. ok well, faithbanks you're not an idiot. qdrop shut-up

[Nuzzolese]

i already said that. as far as skin care and make up, perhaps.

yeah...uh huh. said that.

but it's still gay for a US man to get a facial or do the mask.
period.
done.

last night, i watched the OC. i like when Ryan punched that guy. yeah.

Sorry, didn't realize I was wasting your time.

[BGirl]

the masculine image that society promotes

Now society is starting to promote the metrosexual thing because it means more sales of more products. Capitalism at work.



I like Kiehl's

[Qdrop]

I made that quote up myself—I’ve never even seen it anywhere else. And how is it nonsense? If I do something, then I am a woman who is acting. If someone else does the exact same thing then they are acting like a woman—me being the woman that they are acting like. It sounds so ridiculous to you because whenever someone says “act like a man” what they really want the man to do is to fulfill society’s stereotype of a man.

no, this all alludes to your apparent belief that masculinity and femininity is purely learned from society....that there is no inborn behaviors...which is scientifically untrue.

[Qdrop]

^^^

You're both idiots. stop trying to impress eachother with your microsoft thesaurus skills. ok well, faithbanks you're not an idiot. qdrop shut-up

lick my ass crack, you worthless alias.





didn't have to use a thesaurus for that one....

[Qdrop]

Sorry, didn't realize I was wasting your time.

oh, don't get huffy...

we were just getting redundant.....

[Dr Deaf]

i hate when you pick up a gallon of milk at the supermarket and for some reason there's milk on the outside that gets on your hand and then your hand stinks, like rank milk.

[Knuckles]

Is it gay to get your back waxed?

[Qdrop]

I don't think it's purely learned no. There is a biological component as well. There are also "oddballs" who don't fit it but that can be said about anything. Genetics and biology are extremely important components I agree. I hate to get off subject, but did you know that even if an adoptive child's parents are noncriminals, if his or her biological parents were crooks then she or he is extremely likely to be one as well?

genetics make up approx. 50% of behavior variability in offspring....

but the label of "criminal" is a little too vague and general.

the behaviors that MAY have led to criminal activity could be genetically inherited.....

but there are many factors that go in to engaging in criminal behavior or being labeled as one....beyond genetics.

[Echewta]

Is it gay to get your back waxed?


If it is, then whoooaa ooo ooo, I'm on fire.

[Freebasser]

I would guess that hairy people with bad skin aren't allowed in L.A., therefore Chewie has no option.

[kll]

I would guess that hairy people with bad skin aren't allowed in L.A., therefore Chewie has no option.
that's why he isn't allowed to LIVE there... only has a temporary work visa...

[BionicEye]

lick my ass crack, you worthless alias.

didn't have to use a thesaurus for that one....



You. Are. A. Loser.

Go. Get. Laid.


:D


alias?

[Knuckles]

My back hair is so thick I just lie on my stomach and let my wife drive the lawnmower over me. :(

[BionicEye]

My back hair is so thick I just lie on my stomach and let my wife drive the lawnmower over me. :(


I hope she doesn't do the same for your front side!

[Echewta]

I hope she doesn't do the same for your front side!

"Im sorry honey! I thought it was just a mushroom!!!"

[BionicEye]

"Im sorry honey! I thought it was just a mushroom!!!"


** Owwwwwww!!!!!!!! How in the hell could you confuse my tree trunk for a mushroom?!?!?! why you... ***