ha.

[beastieangel01]

I was posting at a place about San Diego and finding new friends (platonic only - shut up I'm a loser ok :D) and made a post asking if anyone went dancing in the area often. I get a few normal responses but then a guy sends me this message:


Hello,

You sound very nice. If you enjoy the company of smart educated upscale men I would welcome an opportunity to get to know you.

If not interested in pursuing our friendship, do you have a friend/relative looking for an educated, upscale, tall, slim and fit, well dressed and sometimes a good cook kind of man?

Brand New House.One Million Dollar, New Mercedes S500.$100,000, New Range Rover.$80,000, Armani Suit.$2,000, Rolex Watch.$10,000, Finding a good man.Priceless

Thanks

wow. I sound nice because I just asked if anyone goes dancing? I asked if he were joking, and laughed at him. He said he was not and if I am not interested if I have any friends that would be and that he is looking for a trophy wife.

I slapped my forehead pretty hard.

[jabumbo]

you should have at least asked for the watch as a gift

[Loppfessor]

Yeah I woulda at least strung him along for a while and got some free shit

[Tzar]

Yeah I woulda at least strung him along for a while and got some free shit

werd.

it's probably some famous kent. like Nick Nolte.

[Echewta]

Crap, that was you Crystal?

[boys_beastie]

yeah, guys who call all the time are the worst...i bet

-leela

[ms.peachy]

Why don't you suggest to him that he place his own ad that says "Wanted: Soulless goldigger".

[TonsOfFun]

I know plenty of women who would dump ther current bf for someone rich. Even if he turns out to be an ass.

[ScarySquirrel]

Well, we are living in a material world... and I am a material girl.

[wanton wench]

I know plenty of women who would dump ther current bf for someone rich. Even if he turns out to be an ass.
how very sad!

[ms.peachy]

I know plenty of women who would dump ther current bf for someone rich. Even if he turns out to be an ass.
You know, I dunno know where it is you are from, but it must be a very unpleasant place. Everyone carries knives and all the women would choose a rich jerk over a decent man.

You should think about moving.

[Monsieur Decuts]

see the "what kind of serial killer thread are you"

Obviously this guys the one that picks up girls off of craigslist

[beastieangel01]

Crap, that was you Crystal?

hahaha :D!

ms. peachy, that is a good idea. I wrote back saying perhaps he should take a look at his priorities and look for someone that doesn't have money as THEIR number one priority. He wrote back saying I am probably right.

Damn right I'm right! Damn it. :cool:

[Freebasser]

I always knew Adam f was a playa (y)

[beastieangel01]

nice.

But it would have only been Adam_F if he said he was black. Duh.

[Freebasser]

Pffftt... details, schmetails.

[TonsOfFun]

You know, I dunno know where it is you are from, but it must be a very unpleasant place. Everyone carries knives and all the women would choose a rich jerk over a decent man.

You should think about moving.


I think it is more the company I keep. It's not 'all' the women, just plenty of them. Or that is the impression I get.

[monkey]

oh my god thats sick. i got that once... a "good man" that wanted to "take care of me". i think he was in his 40's. except.... that's GROSS! ew. i dont need an old dude to take care of me, thats what dads are for.

ughhhh icky.

[Nuzzolese]

oh my god thats sick. i got that once... a "good man" that wanted to "take care of me". i think he was in his 40's. except.... that's GROSS! ew. i dont need an old dude to take care of me, thats what dads are for.

ughhhh icky.

But some girls never had a dad. See how this works.

[beastieangel01]

But some girls never had a dad. See how this works.

this is true.

[cosmo105]

my cousin works at a small Indian restaurant, and she said that her first day there, this guy approached her and asked her to marry him in India, then remain married to him for six month so he could immigrate here, and then they'd divorce and she'd never have to see him or anything. she'd receive something like $15,000. it's a funny story now, but shit, that's a lot of money...

[Nuzzolese]

my cousin works at a small Indian restaurant, and she said that her first day there, this guy approached her and asked her to marry him in India, then remain married to him for six month so he could immigrate here, and then they'd divorce and she'd never have to see him or anything. she'd receive something like $15,000. it's a funny story now, but shit, that's a lot of money...

When my dad went to Ghana for a photo shoot, people he stayed with found out he had an 18 year old daughter and he got the same kind of propositions for me - minus the 15000 dollars. And we complain about this country, where we have idealized marriage into something other than a business agreement!

[Kid Presentable]

Hi. I'm on a messageboard.

Wanna Fuck?

If not, do your friends?

I've got money.

Bada Bing.

[ToucanSpam]

Hello,

SWM looking for a SWM. Big dicks welcome. Looking for someone to paint me.

Thanks,

Elton John

[cosmo105]

i don't think faith knows the art of sarcasm or joking all that well. tragic :(

[ToucanSpam]

Look at her signature, I think that alone proves she doesn't know. I can just feel the sarcasm flowing from kll's big fat mouth.

[ToucanSpam]

I have the signature because I thought it was funny. If you would ever see me, you'd know I am not a thug (shooting people and economic crime are two different things mind you).
They are, but an idiot is stil an idiot, no matter what image they try to force on you.

[Nuzzolese]

Hi. I'm on a messageboard.

Wanna Fuck?

If not, do your friends?

I've got money.

Bada Bing.

You sound nice and funny.

[ToucanSpam]

Hagatha is a sweetheart and tell things like they are. ;)

Intelligence does not equal wit all the time you silly little girl. You are just chock full of kidiness and.....are a complete waste of time. I could go on but really, I'll just sit back and enjoy how everyone's comments sail over your fat ignorant head, and you can continue to pretend like you have life by the balls.

[Kid Presentable]

Fuckin hell Spam, do you believe half the shit you type?

[ToucanSpam]

Where is your proof for any of this?
My proof is when you thought Cosmo was going to name her baby after you.

[ToucanSpam]

Obviously you are the one who doesn't get it. I never thought that at all...I was just joking when I was like "oh really, how's my godbrat"! Can't u take a motherfucking joke!?!? Why the hell would Cosmo name her kid after someone she doesn't even like and really doesn't even know?

It sounds like you are the one who is misunderstanding things Mr. Spam. Oftentimes I am just having fun up here and you are taking things way too seriously. Pop a Paxil and call me in the morning. Please!
:rolleyes:

tard

[ToucanSpam]

What truth?

[kll]

Cosmo named her cat after faithbanks... not her kid. Get with it, people!

[ToucanSpam]

Cosmo named her cat after faithbanks... not her kid. Get with it, people!
Sorry, I can't keep up with you gals.


kllllllllllolol

[adam_f]

Originally posted by beastieangel01
nice.

But it would have only been Adam_F if he said he was black. Duh.

I'm wearing a black t-shirt right now. Has the beautiful struggle on it.

Playa. I could be that if I had a rainbow colored velvet sweatsuit.

[abcdefz]

you should have at least asked for the watch as a gift



...yeah... I'm wondering if he gives out Starbucks gift cards for qualified referrals.

[synch]

hahaha :D!

ms. peachy, that is a good idea. I wrote back saying perhaps he should take a look at his priorities and look for someone that doesn't have money as THEIR number one priority. He wrote back saying I am probably right.

Damn right I'm right! Damn it. :cool:
Maybe it was a test to see if you were a golddigger and he's actually way richer than that.

It's hard for a gazillionaire to meet new women you know... women who like you for who you are.