christians just knocked on my door

[zorra_chiflada]

they were two old men
when i told them i was an athiest, they said "oh, but it's been proven that all of the bible is factual" :confused:

[Audio.]

so...they believe?

[Bob]

i didn't know gmsisko was from the australasia area :confused:

[TurdBerglar]

you should of shown them your pentagram tat on your ass

[zorra_chiflada]

i didn't know gmsisko was from the australasia area :confused:

haha!
nah, they were bloody jehovas

[Audio.]

aww they are nice people aslong as you don't talk to them about god super powers or his bible league

[zorra_chiflada]

aww they are nice people aslong as you don't talk to them about god super powers or his bible league

yeah, they were nice enough people.
i dont want to be one of them, though.

[Bob]

can you be a jehovah's witness without witnessing jehova?

[sheesh]

I'm a Christian and even I give Jehovah's Witnesses the Fred Sanford treatment. (Open the door, say goodbye, and slam the door in their face)

[Extra Cheese]

they said "oh, but it's been proven that all of the bible is factual" :confused:

i'm friends with some jehovah witnesses and the ones who really know their religion wouldnt say that. Hell no one, as long as they arent a stupid fuck, would say that.

[hitmonlee]

they were two old men
when i told them i was an athiest, they said "oh, but it's been proven that all of the bible is factual" :confused:

i wish some christians would come and knock on my door and say that. i need a good laugh.

[Loppfessor]

I had a couple of German Jehovah’s witnesses come talk to me the other day while I was emptying my groceries from the car. It was kind of weird cus their English wasn’t great, but they still helped me carry in my bags so I felt obligated to take a pamphlet from them

[Tone Capone]

Coincidence.
I had some broad wake me up Saturday about 10 am. I'm still pissed about the double glaze (doors and windows) salesman from when I first got here but, I work as a security guard at the club on Friday and Saturday night so I didn't get to sleep until about 6am. The lady was like "Sorry, did I wake you?" and this was after she had been banging on my door for like 3 minutes... bitch.

[QueenAdrock]

Two Mormon chicks went around Potomac (one of the richest places in Maryland), knocking on doors to talk about the Book of Mormon. Potomac, however, is highly Jewish. It's also where Wayne lives. He said they were hot, and he invited them in for tea and scrumpets, but they refused because he was the only one home and that went against their rules for their church. I guess the church figured that my evil Jewish boyfriend wanted to bang the both of them six ways from Sunday.

They'd be right, too.

[Loppfessor]

^ Uh who the crap is Wayne?

[TAL]

Wayne, my evil Jewish boyfriend.

[Tone Capone]

^ Uh who the crap is Wayne?

[hitmonlee]

on a tv show over here, by this guy called john safran
http://www6.sbs.com.au/johnsafranvsgod/

and on one episode he went around salt lake city, dressed as a mormon but wearing a badge that said
john safran
athiest

and went around asking people if they had heard the theories of charles darwin, etc, etc. fucking hilarious the way people would be like "no we dont want to hear about that" and slammed the door in his face.

some old man sort of chased him off with a rake.

this is pretty funny too:

http://203.15.102.143:8080/ramgen/media/3074ep4_extreme_mormon.rm

[Tzar]

on a tv show over here, by this guy called john safran
http://www6.sbs.com.au/johnsafranvsgod/

and on one episode he went around salt lake city, dressed as a mormon but wearing a badge that said
john safran
athiest

and went around asking people if they had heard the theories of charles darwin, etc, etc. fucking hilarious the way people would be like "no we dont want to hear about that" and slammed the door in his face.

some old man sort of chased him off with a rake.

this is pretty funny too:

http://203.15.102.143:8080/ramgen/media/3074ep4_extreme_mormon.rm

i wanna buy the dvd but i can't find it anywhere!! :(

and i don't think his music jamboree dvd has the beasties one on it. double :(

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, john saffran's funny! (y)

[icy manipulator]

i wanna buy the dvd but i can't find it anywhere!! :(

and i don't think his music jamboree dvd has the beasties one on it. double :(
it'll be at jb or the abc shop, and i have the music jamboree one and it's got all the beasties and mmm stuff on it.

MMM: so you have a tv shows that when rock stars come on it they've gotta take an oath not to pick up on your girlfriend?

JS: no not rockstars just beastie boy dj's



EXTREME MORMANS!!!!!!!! :D

[Tzar]

ABC STORE!! OF COURSE!!
but wait... it's on SBS.

ahh what the who.


consider both of them bought!!.......in a couple of weeks time. when i have $$

[Rancid_Beasties]

I get that alot, these people even come that somehow know my name...they just wont go. I keep telling them, I'm an agnostic bought up as a catholic I'm not freaking going back...especially to mormonism. But you know what's worse. The phone company dodo keeps hassling us over the phone with marketing reps from india. For some reason, they do it every night, and its really hard to tell them to fuck off cos they are really nice blokes. But i've got into the habit of just hanging up on them.

[zorra_chiflada]

it'll be at jb or the abc shop, and i have the music jamboree one and it's got all the beasties and mmm stuff on it.

MMM: so you have a tv shows that when rock stars come on it they've gotta take an oath not to pick up on your girlfriend?

JS: no not rockstars just beastie boy dj's



EXTREME MORMANS!!!!!!!! :D

i thought it was so funny when "mike d" asked john, "so what's in you?" and john was like "what the fuck?"

[icy manipulator]

ABC STORE!! OF COURSE!!
but wait... it's on SBS.


hmmmm, that's true. well maybe i've seen it at Dymock's then. Well i've definately seen it at HMV too but all their fucking dvd's are a rip off. you'll be looking at paying like $40 each for them or some shitty price there

[zorra_chiflada]

hmmmm, that's true. well maybe i've seen it at Dymock's then. Well i've definately seen it at HMV too but all their fucking dvd's are a rip off. you'll be looking at paying like $40 each for them or some shitty price there

yeah, go to dymocks. they have all the sbs stuff.

[icy manipulator]

i thought it was so funny when "mike d" asked john, "so what's in you?" and john was like "what the fuck?"

"i'm jewish, like you guys"

"I"M NOT JEWISH!"

[hitmonlee]

"i'm jewish, like you guys"

"I"M NOT JEWISH!"

piss funny.

john: "just don't hit on my girlfriend ok!"
Mixmaster "er, you have a show where you ring people up and ask them to not hit on your girlfriend?!?"

i got music jamboree and vs god both at jbhifi

oh jb, how i love you.

[icy manipulator]

piss funny.

john: "just don't hit on my girlfriend ok!"
Mixmaster "er, you have a show where you ring people up and ask them to not hit on your girlfriend?!?"

i got music jamboree and vs god both at jbhifi

oh jb, how i love you.
yeah i dont think i spend more money at any other store, best believe i'll be going there on my way home from uni to pick up some more pointless dvd's i'll watch only once or twice
(y)

[hitmonlee]

oh crap i quoted what someone else quoted.!

i get a lot of stuff from ezydvd.com.au

some of it is $2 or so cheaper than jb, lots of fancy boxsets and stuff.

and it is stocked at the abc store. strange, but true :)

[icy manipulator]

i get a lot of stuff from ezydvd.com.au



true, i should've checked there before spending like $300 on Blakes 7 dvd's :mad: :mad:

[BangkokB]

The Jehoviah Witnesses give "free" language lessons near where I used to live. Never to pass up a good deal I enrolled and in two months all he talked about was did anyone know what was happening on the TV show Smallville. *you see because they aren't allowed to watch TV
I didn't learn a bit of thai. Not even the curse words

An official thanks goes out to all the white short sleeve bike peddling pamplet pushers known as Jehoviah Witnesses. Thanks for nothing. You get what you pay for

[CrankItUp!]

I have a buddy who said he answered the door for the Jehovah's wearing nothing but his socks. He invited them in and said they ran. I totally beleive him cause the fucker has always done crazy shit since I've known him.