Let's hear your bad pickup lines...

[CrankItUp!]

You must be tired..
Because you have been running through my mind all night. :cool:

[BionicEye]

nice shoes.
let's fuck.

[CrankItUp!]

You must have washed your panties in Windex because I can see myself in them.

[like2_drink]

that shirt looks very becoming on you, but then again, if i were on you i'd becoming to

[open letter]

that dress looks good on you,it'll look even better on my floor


or somthing like that :confused:

[Bob]

my name is george; i'm unemployed, and i live with my parents.

[CrankItUp!]

The more you drink - the cuter I look. :cool:

[open letter]

"hey baby im off to masterbate" ;)

[Chicka B]

that shirt looks very becoming on you, but then again, if i were on you i'd becoming to

Haha, that was a good one. What about that one when somebody said, is that a mirror on you shoe cuz i can so see myself in your pants, or something? :confused:Sort of like what snickermaltliquor said.

[CrankItUp!]

I might not be the hottest guy in here - but I'm the only one talking to you. :cool:

[Tzar]

"hey, you want a drink?"

that's my pick-up line.

[CrankItUp!]

Wanna come over and see my Hard Drive ? Babe, I promise you it aint 3.5 inches and it sure aint floppy. :cool:

[Chicka B]

Wanna come over and see my Hard Drive ? Babe, I promise you it aint 3.5 inches and it sure aint floppy. :cool:

I was just drinking water when you said that.

[Beth]

i had a thread where i assigned cheesy pickup lines from linesthataregood.com. i think that site is down, and of course, that thread got purged. :(

one of my favorites: how would you like an australian kiss? it's like a french kiss, but down under.

[Tzar]

one of my favorites: how would you like an australian kiss? it's like a french kiss, but down under.

werd. :cool:

yeah i've heard this one on a tv show.

[CrankItUp!]

Your daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. :cool:

[CrankItUp!]

i had a thread where i assigned cheesy pickup lines from linesthataregood.com. i think that site is down, and of course, that thread got purged. :(

one of my favorites: how would you like an australian kiss? it's like a french kiss, but down under.
Damn - that's actually a pretty good one that I might use. :cool:

[Kid Presentable]

'ello darilin. Fancy a shag? If not, mind lyin back while I have one?

[Schmeltz]

"Hey, have you ever seen a watch like this? It's kind of different."

"What the hell do you mean? It looks like every other watch."

"No no no. This watch can tell things about people, like what they're drinking or if they're having a good time. And damn, you should hear what it says about you."

"Like what?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

"Yeah, well it just so happens I am wearing panties."

"Shit. Damn thing's running an hour fast."

[QueenAdrock]

Do you have a raging case of herpes?

...Would you like one?

[Rancid_Beasties]

"Hey, have you ever seen a watch like this? It's kind of different."

"What the hell do you mean? It looks like every other watch."

"No no no. This watch can tell things about people, like what they're drinking or if they're having a good time. And damn, you should hear what it says about you."

"Like what?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

"Yeah, well it just so happens I am wearing panties."

"Shit. Damn thing's running an hour fast."

Hahahaha (y)

It really requires the girl to reply in a certain way though.

[icy manipulator]

i had a thread where i assigned cheesy pickup lines from linesthataregood.com. i think that site is down, and of course, that thread got purged. :(

one of my favorites: how would you like an australian kiss? it's like a french kiss, but down under.
hahaha, yeah that's from pizza, maddest line i've heard in a while

A girl's sitting a few metres away from you at a bar.
She sees you so you move your finger to motion her to come over
she hesitates at first so keep motioning her to come over
eventually she comes over and you say
"i knew if i fingered you long enough i'd make you come"

[mp-seventythree]

Do you like poultry?
then suck my cock, it's fowl (sic)

That was the line a guy I used to work with used on the woman he is now married to :eek:

[mp-seventythree]

Actually I'm more about ignoring the obviously hot women that everyone else drools over.

[Echewta]

Hi, my name is Abe Froman. Yes, the Sausage King of Chicago.

[Qdrop]

i have a gun.
get in the car....

[HEIRESS]

"hey baby, why dont you sit on my face and glaze me like a donut"

[DIGI]

Nice ass. It would look better with my dick in it.

[mp-seventythree]

I think the Austin Powers one was the best...

*licks finger and wipes it on woman*
"let's get you out of those wet clothes"

[Echewta]

Mom?

[Freebasser]

I'm a trained gynaecologist. Care for a free sample?

[mp-seventythree]

I bet you £10 you couldn't gargle my sperm for at least 30 seconds

[Qdrop]

I bet you £10 you couldn't gargle my sperm for at least 30 seconds

that one NEVER works......trust me.

[CiaoBellaXO]

I'm going to start asking for Austrailian kisses in bars...well not in bars, the bathrooms silly!

[Rock]

If we were a couple of squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

[CiaoBellaXO]

If we get bored later, you just wanna make out?

(I've heard that before from a random stranger at a bar)

[CrankItUp!]

If I was a cop I'd give you a ticket, cuz you have "FINE" written all over you. :cool:

[abcdefz]

The worst one ever used on me was when a woman in a laundermat, snacking on dried fruit from a paper bag, offered me one, saying, "Wanna date?"

[tulla]

you wet?
let's party!

[mp-seventythree]

My dick is hard right now, you wanna touch it?

[CrankItUp!]

If I could rearrange the alphabet - I'd put you between F and CK. :cool:

[icy manipulator]

excuse me, can please help me out? my girlfriend's plane has been delayed a couple of hours and i've taken viagra

[jackrock]

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put you and I together"

just to break the ice (walk up to someone) "fat penguin!!!"!!!

[ToucanSpam]

This is one my friend used on a former flame:


"Most girls I meet are bitches."

[like2_drink]

girls on the other side of the room, you start motioning with your index finger for her to come over, you do it until she comes over, then say " if i can make you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with a whole hand "

[TAL]

You might wanna read post #22. Not the same but close enough.

[CrankItUp!]

"Do you have any Italian in you ?"
"Want some ?"

[Sarky Devotchka]

I want to try something, here, put your mouth on my mouth.


that has never worked...well, it almost did once, but we were interrupted.

[cosmo105]

I'll bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you.

*kiss*

*put dollar in his/her pocket and walk away*

[TurdBerglar]

I want to try something, here, put your mouth on my mouth.


that has never worked...well, it almost did once, but we were interrupted.


was it with cort?

[zorra_chiflada]

hey.

i like your.....uhh.....shoes? no, wait! fuck! i mean i like your......hair? oh no fuck it!
*kills self*

[DroppinScience]

Nice shoes.

No, REALLY. Nice shoes. JC Penny?

[Tzar]

i like your.....uhh.....shoes? no, wait! fuck! i mean i like your......hair? oh no fuck it!
*kills self*

ahahaha!!

kills self - classic

[JBernas]

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Someone actually used that on me

[open letter]

you look radiant,like a radiator,your so hot i want to put my wet socks on your breasts to dry them

:D