why does my new hat smell like pussy?

[TurdBerglar]

other than my hat smelling like a cooch i generally like the smell of new clothes.

[Echewta]

Because you've been wearing it?

[TurdBerglar]

c'mon

you're better than that

[Echewta]

Sometimes the simple says so much.

[TurdBerglar]

i haven't even worn it yet when i noticed what it smelled like

[Echewta]

Maybe its just made for you then.

[DIGI]

Because you forgot what pussy smells like.

[TurdBerglar]

Maybe its just made for you then.


this is very unlike you being all direct and shit

[CiaoBellaXO]

this is very unlike you being all direct and shit

Its the new and improved Echewta.

[TurdBerglar]

Because you forgot what pussy smells like.


i think it's impossible to forget a smell like that

[Echewta]

The mask did wonders for my personality.

[DIGI]

i think it's impossible to forget a smell like that


Alright, well maybe you have no idea what it smells like in the first place.

[TurdBerglar]

well it smells like my hat. i've all ready said this

[Echewta]

Your hat is a pussy.

[TurdBerglar]

i knew it was easy to get pussy at the mall but i didn't think it would be that easy

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Must be a( n ) <insert team name here>. Everyone knows they're all a bunch of pussies.

[TurdBerglar]

no

it's just a dark navy blue suede cap

[Qdrop]

why complain?

this is a gift from above....

[TurdBerglar]

im not really complaining im just a little perplexed

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Maybe some really fat chick, wearing a very short mini-skirt, accidentally sat on it, on a hot and sweaty day.

[Nuzzolese]

Why would she have to be fat and sweaty? Like a skinny girl can't stink up some merchandise?

[Jodry]

My friends keep teasing me about my hat. It's all thanks to one faithful night at bar.
On Monday's it's amateur stripper night, and 30 cent wings. :) So I went with a group of my friends. The bar has the dance floor roped off so no one can get in with the stripper. One of my lady friends at the table ended up sitting next to the ropes. One of the performers kept comming over to her and asking her to dance with her on the floor. My friend naturally got creeped out so I gave her my seat, being the gentleman I am. :) When the stripper came back and found that I had switched seats with my friend she asked "I guess I scared her off, so now I get to play with you!". The stripper than proceeded to take my hat off my head and wear it during her show. My friends and I had a hoot over this. Near the end of her time out there, she comes over to our area and lyes down on the ground. By this time she is topless. Then on the while on her back, she puts her ankles behind her head and covers her bottom with her blanket. From under the blanket we see her panties go flying out, and when she takes the blanket down, my hat is no longer on her head but lying on top of her crotch. The entire bar went wild, as did my group of friends. At the end of her set, she returned the hat back to me.
I still wear the thing, and my friends continue to reference it to the vagina hat. I think they're just jealous... ;)

[Chicka B]

Maybe it don't, maybe you just got the smell of pussy trapped in your brain cell and you keep thinking about the smell of it. Just don't think about it.

[Jodry]

I don't care, I think it's a good story and I'll never forget it.

[TurdBerglar]

you are a lucky man, just like the hundreds of others.....


yeah

a friend of mine told me a story just like that

[sheesh]

Why the fuck were you smelling of your hat anyway?

[Lindsey_1535]

My friends keep teasing me about my hat. It's all thanks to one faithful night at bar.
On Monday's it's amateur stripper night, and 30 cent wings. :) So I went with a group of my friends. The bar has the dance floor roped off so no one can get in with the stripper. One of my lady friends at the table ended up sitting next to the ropes. One of the performers kept comming over to her and asking her to dance with her on the floor. My friend naturally got creeped out so I gave her my seat, being the gentleman I am. :) When the stripper came back and found that I had switched seats with my friend she asked "I guess I scared her off, so now I get to play with you!". The stripper than proceeded to take my hat off my head and wear it during her show. My friends and I had a hoot over this. Near the end of her time out there, she comes over to our area and lyes down on the ground. By this time she is topless. Then on the while on her back, she puts her ankles behind her head and covers her bottom with her blanket. From under the blanket we see her panties go flying out, and when she takes the blanket down, my hat is no longer on her head but lying on top of her crotch. The entire bar went wild, as did my group of friends. At the end of her set, she returned the hat back to me.
I still wear the thing, and my friends continue to reference it to the vagina hat. I think they're just jealous... ;)
YOUR HAT IS GROSS!!!
Stop throwing it at me!! :mad: :(

[Bitchamachacha]

no

it's just a dark navy blue suede cap

Cow pussy.

[Mustangjen808]

only you turd~

[ToucanSpam]

My friends keep teasing me about my hat. It's all thanks to one faithful night at bar.
On Monday's it's amateur stripper night, and 30 cent wings. :) So I went with a group of my friends. The bar has the dance floor roped off so no one can get in with the stripper. One of my lady friends at the table ended up sitting next to the ropes. One of the performers kept comming over to her and asking her to dance with her on the floor. My friend naturally got creeped out so I gave her my seat, being the gentleman I am. :) When the stripper came back and found that I had switched seats with my friend she asked "I guess I scared her off, so now I get to play with you!". The stripper than proceeded to take my hat off my head and wear it during her show. My friends and I had a hoot over this. Near the end of her time out there, she comes over to our area and lyes down on the ground. By this time she is topless. Then on the while on her back, she puts her ankles behind her head and covers her bottom with her blanket. From under the blanket we see her panties go flying out, and when she takes the blanket down, my hat is no longer on her head but lying on top of her crotch. The entire bar went wild, as did my group of friends. At the end of her set, she returned the hat back to me.
I still wear the thing, and my friends continue to reference it to the vagina hat. I think they're just jealous... ;)
Best story ever.

[Tzar]

that story does indeed rock.

similar story happened to my mate and he doesn't bullshit (but i wasn't there);
he went to a strip club whilst my other mates were eating food - place was kinda dead so a stripper asked him what's up and he said the usual. she goes 'oh i got nothing to do? peep show? 5 minutes for cheap?'.

he said yes. this was one of those X rated clubs. she proceeds to fuck herself with a dildo for a good 4 minutes or so. my mate sat there - :eek: - as ya would. and near the end of the show; she shoots the dildo out of her coont (squeezed it out and it went flying) and landed in his lap, covered in juices and stuff.

he was speechless, and this guy is a bit of a casanova; bit of a ladies man; no shame at all. and she takes the dildo out of his lap and says "oh damn, i was aiming for ya head".

so he says.. and i believe him.


lucky cunt.

[Nuzzolese]

He wasn't grossed out by that? By the juice-covered dildo in his lap? I'm so dry heaving over that.

[Tzar]

He wasn't grossed out by that? By the juice-covered dildo in his lap?
he has a cock - of course he wouldn't
i know i wouldn't be.

[Nuzzolese]

I'd be grossed out and angry if a stranger's fluids were on me. I don't understand guys. Is it only because she was a stripper? Do guys want their girlfriends to do that kind of thing?

[Tzar]

Do guys want their girlfriends to do that kind of thing?
depends. but if i were in that situation - i wouldn't want her fucking a dildo - i'd want her fucking me.

[Randetica]

hahahahaahahahaha

[g-mile7]

*Scarlet Pussy*

[Bob]

i wonder if i've ever had a hat that smelled like pussy

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck