View Full Version : Man... Catherine Zeta Jones really is beautiful, isn't she?
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 12:37 PM
Yeesh.
When I flip the page of whatever and first see that woman smiling out frtom her cell phone ad or something, there's that microsecond where I'm just knocked out before I realize who it is.
Then I remember her being so friggin' hot in High Fidelity in her screwed-up, stuck-up way (brilliantly played, I add), and I realize: crap. This woman really is gorgeous, looks-wise.
She's a beauty.
Nuzzolese
09-15-2005, 12:41 PM
I'm confused about what to do with this information.
Qdrop
09-15-2005, 12:42 PM
I'm confused about what to do with this information.
he's trying to prove he's not gay.
compensating.
sam i am
09-15-2005, 12:44 PM
Yeah...she's too old and a fricking mother to boot....
Plus.....even a MILF has a loose pussy, dude.
DandyFop
09-15-2005, 12:45 PM
Yeah, fuck mothers, I mean WHO NEEDS EM
sam i am
09-15-2005, 12:50 PM
Yeah, fuck mothers, I mean WHO NEEDS EM
LMAO! (y) ;)
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 12:52 PM
I'm confused about what to do with this information.
Nothing, I guess.
If I could delete, you know I would, If I could, I would let it go.
Qdrop
09-15-2005, 12:54 PM
but yeah....she is hot
DandyFop
09-15-2005, 12:55 PM
I hear her farts smell like old bacon.
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 12:57 PM
but yeah....she is hot
compensating
Qdrop
09-15-2005, 12:58 PM
I hear her farts smell like old bacon.
wierd. i heard that too...
EW has all the best celebrity flatulance info...
enree erzweglle
09-15-2005, 12:59 PM
never ever mind
I hear her farts smell like old bacon.
And here's where the farts comes from. (http://www.multi.fi/~tal/stuff/Zeta.jpg)
DandyFop
09-15-2005, 01:00 PM
wierd. i heard that too...
EW has all the best celebrity flatulance info...
No it wasn't EW, it was echewta. She came in to audition for the part of his girlfriend but he rejected her after she cut the cheese because he was a vegetarian.
Nuzzolese
09-15-2005, 01:00 PM
You know who is hollywood old and looks beautiful in a natural way is Diane Lane. What a stunner.
CiaoBellaXO
09-15-2005, 01:01 PM
^TAL...do you frequent that site reguarly?
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 01:04 PM
You know who is hollywood old and looks beautiful in a natural way is Diane Lane. What a stunner.
Has she ever not been hot?
Nuzzolese
09-15-2005, 01:18 PM
Has she ever not been hot?
She's like you and I in that way.
Google images? Yes.
um, have you tried clicking the link you gave? either my computer knows me entirely too well, or it redirects you to a cam porn site
jabumbo
09-15-2005, 01:22 PM
i always think of nuzzolese and catherine zeta jones are one in the same
perks me up when i think of zorro
um, have you tried clicking the link you gave? either my computer knows me entirely too well, or it redirects you to a cam porn site
Wow. Well not for me, but I guess the picture is in my cache.
CiaoBellaXO
09-15-2005, 01:25 PM
um, have you tried clicking the link you gave? either my computer knows me entirely too well, or it redirects you to a cam porn site
same here.
Nuzzolese
09-15-2005, 01:25 PM
i always think of nuzzolese and catherine zeta jones are one in the same
perks me up when i think of zorro
I'm like so much better looking it's uncanny.
jabumbo
09-15-2005, 01:32 PM
I'm like so much better looking it's uncanny.
its all those extra ballet classes that does it, isnt it?
enree erzweglle
09-15-2005, 01:34 PM
Go ahead and ignore me. I can take it but I'm getting a wee bit tired of it. I'ma edit my post. There.
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 01:38 PM
She's like you and I in that way.
Except when I was about four months. I four months, I wasn't really all that hot.
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 01:39 PM
Go ahead and ignore me. I can take it but I'm getting a wee bit tired of it. I'ma edit my post. There.
Qué?
Qdrop
09-15-2005, 01:41 PM
You know who is hollywood old and looks beautiful in a natural way is Diane Lane. What a stunner.
in that same vein....
laura linney.
nice. very nice.
enree erzweglle
09-15-2005, 01:42 PM
^^^not you. In general. I frequently feel like I throw stuff into a BBMB void. Especially if I ask questions and get echo echo echo. It's usually okay. Sometimes I wonder.
Lemmy's Liver
09-15-2005, 02:17 PM
she IS gorgeous, though
I saw Ocean's Twelve the other day (don't ask) and kept thinking "hmmhmm who the hell is that hott womman?". honestly, I needed to check the credits to realize she was CZJ. godDAMN! (y)
only thing that REALLY bothers me about her is the fact she's married to that... that... geezer with an intimidating jaw
jabumbo
09-15-2005, 02:20 PM
^^^not you. In general. I frequently feel like I throw stuff into a BBMB void. Especially if I ask questions and get echo echo echo. It's usually okay. Sometimes I wonder.
its just that we enjoy niuzzolese's flexiblezta-jones type body than yours. its not really that big of a deal though...
i mean, how else would i have so many posts?
CrankItUp!
09-15-2005, 02:21 PM
She's married to that old asshole actor Michael Douglas plus she is a real conceited bitch! But she is beautiful and all that = BFD. (n)
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 02:36 PM
in that same vein....
laura linney.
nice. very nice.
Not as nice, but nice.
I got mad crush on her after You Can Count On Me. Actually, probably about 15 minutes in.
adam_f
09-15-2005, 02:37 PM
I've had a crush on Zooey Deschanel for about 5 months now. sigh.
Nuzzolese
09-15-2005, 02:38 PM
Not as nice, but nice.
I got mad crush on her after You Can Count On Me. Actually, probably about 15 minutes in.
I love that movie. There aren't nearly enough good brother/sister movies.
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 02:38 PM
only thing that REALLY bothers me about her is the fact she's married to that... that... geezer with an intimidating jaw
...John Merrick?
adam_f
09-15-2005, 02:39 PM
Richard Kiel?
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 02:42 PM
Bruce?
Bitchamachacha
09-15-2005, 02:53 PM
I agree. She is such a lovely woman-- almost perfect.
This (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:JffOqRRNs0gJ:www.bwgreyscale.com/bwgsimage/bwgs325_catherine_zeta-jones.JPG) photo of her makes me swoon, plus I thought she was smokin' in "The Haunting".
Salma Hayek is another brunette that takes the cake.
mp-seventythree
09-15-2005, 02:54 PM
She was really hot in Blue Juice
enree erzweglle
09-15-2005, 02:59 PM
Got it.
Thanks, jabumbo.
CrankItUp!
09-15-2005, 03:10 PM
Jennifer Tilley is hotter to me and I love that squeaky ass sexy voice she's got. (y)
Lemmy's Liver
09-15-2005, 03:12 PM
sit on my face and tell me that you love me (http://www.wallpaper.net.au/wallpaper/movies/Oceans%20Twelve%20Catherine%20Zeta-Jones%20-%201024x768.jpg)
abcdefz
09-15-2005, 04:52 PM
Jennifer Tilley is hotter to me and I love that squeaky ass sexy voice she's got. (y)
Meg Tilly --- Big Chill
Jennifer Tilly - Mighty Aphrodite, ChildsPlay35, etc.?
miss soul fire
09-15-2005, 05:00 PM
Threads like this one are mostly started when we realize someone is hotter than we thought. I mean, not just that, but the fact that we started paying more attention to them. Like "wow, how have I never really really noticed how hot he/she was? Where I was all this time??" I would have started lots of threads like these, especially lately about any of my recent crushes, like Mark Ruffalo for example, but I decided not to do it and just post a damn picture on some thread for hot celebrities, so I could celebrate that feeling pretty much just by doing that and not making such a "fuss" about it. Mainly because I would feel regreted of posting such a thread. I felt good in the end.:D And no, I don't blame a-z for that.:p
zorra_chiflada
09-15-2005, 05:01 PM
the fact that she seems like a stupid bitch detracts from whatever beauty she may possess.
and she's married to that old fuck.
CrankItUp!
09-15-2005, 05:17 PM
She's married to that old asshole actor Michael Douglas plus she is a real conceited bitch! But she is beautiful and all that = BFD. (n)
Nuzzolese
09-16-2005, 07:53 AM
Jennifer Tilly - Mighty Aphrodite
Who/Where was she in Mighty Aphrodite?
Rancid_Beasties
09-16-2005, 08:12 AM
Jennifer Tilly - Mighty Aphrodite, ChildsPlay35, etc.?
Most people would know her from Liar Liar though. Also, she was the first celebrity to win a poker a pro tour poker tournament (y)
God bless IMDB for useless trivia.
ToucanSpam
09-16-2005, 08:15 AM
I feel like buying a bunch of phones because of her.
Nuzzolese
09-16-2005, 08:56 AM
I don't think she was in Mighty Aphrodite. I love that movie, I used to own it. You might be mixing her up with Mira Sorvino or someone else.
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 10:54 AM
I love that movie. There aren't nearly enough good brother/sister movies.
Yup. That's one of my favorite movies, period.
Linney, Mark Ruffalo, Whichever Culkin, and Ken Lonnerghin (sp?) were all amazing in that.
"You're a... bad kid (stifles laughter)."
"You fucked your boss!?"
Freebasser
09-16-2005, 10:56 AM
I used to have a HUGE crush on her, but I realised that she's a complete and utter tool which kinda put me off her.
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 10:57 AM
I don't think she was in Mighty Aphrodite. I love that movie, I used to own it. You might be mixing her up with Mira Sorvino or someone else.
Yup. You're right; thanks for the correction.
I think I'm thinking of Bullets Over Broadway.
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 11:00 AM
She's.... a real conceited bitch! (n)
Yeah; that's why I don't usually look at her and think "beautiful."
But every now and again I get a glance of her when I'm not expecting it and my first impression is sheer surface; and I was particularly jolted the other day because she looked so beautiful in this ad that I didn't even realize it was her. I was like, "Wow -- that lady's amazing... my God, she's beautiful... whoa. Huh. Hey. Huh. Hey -- do I know this lady? She looks familiar." etc.
cookiepuss
09-16-2005, 11:08 AM
I think it's ok if A-Z thinks Zeta-Jones is beautiful. No need to justify it sweetie. (y)
Sarky Devotchka
09-16-2005, 06:16 PM
meh, there's just something about her that I don't like. who really cares that she's married to michael douglas though? he's a good actor and he seems nice enough. I wouldn't touch him, but apparently she doesn't mind.
zooey deschanel is better.
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