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BroomHead
09-15-2005, 01:15 PM
For me it's, "this dude'll get ate, like 2 times 4"
So Ruff
09-15-2005, 01:30 PM
For me it's, "this dude'll get ate, like 2 times 4"

who the fuck said that? that's horrible.
BroomHead
09-16-2005, 07:37 PM
some dude named Papoose, I think.
EN[i]GMA
09-16-2005, 08:18 PM
Some of Shell's lines during his battle with Eyedea are pitifully bad:

"He girfriends name butterface, cuz everything look good, but her face"

Weak.
The Notorious LOL
09-20-2005, 10:57 AM
NORE is the fucking undefeated champ of horrible metaphors
mickill
09-20-2005, 11:05 AM
Anybody heard that Tony Yayo album? There's the current champ for you.
Qdrop
09-20-2005, 11:06 AM
GMA']Some of Shell's lines during his battle with Eyedea are pitifully bad:

"He girfriends name butterface, cuz everything look good, but her face"

Weak.

but at least shell's lines were freestyles...

you could tell most of Eyedea's shit was written (memorized and pre-fabricated).
EN[i]GMA
09-20-2005, 03:58 PM
but at least shell's lines were freestyles...

you could tell most of Eyedea's shit was written (memorized and pre-fabricated).

Maybe... Eyedea can freestyle his ass off though which leads me to believe it was off the top.

Ever seen his freestyle on the Wakeup Show with Sway?

Sway has ragging on him because he thought he was prewriting and he just absolutely killed it.
mickill
09-20-2005, 04:02 PM
Too bad he sounds like a serious cornball no matter what he says in his rhymes.