View Full Version : You may think I'm a Hollywood ignorant, but...
miss soul fire
09-15-2005, 05:20 PM
do all of these movies that really look like the couple is having sex, well, are they??
zorra_chiflada
09-15-2005, 05:21 PM
in porn, yes they are.
but in normal movies, no they aren't
TurdBerglar
09-15-2005, 05:23 PM
i don't understand how the guy can not get hard
CrankItUp!
09-15-2005, 05:25 PM
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman supposedly fucked for real in some movie during their sex scene.
zorra_chiflada
09-15-2005, 05:26 PM
i don't understand how the guy can not get hard
he probably does.
unless the actress is really ugly or annoying or something
miss soul fire
09-15-2005, 05:30 PM
Yeah, in porn yes. :p
I don't know where I heard that there was sex in some movies. How can those incredibly sex scenes be that real?! I wouldn't like to be a Hollywood actress. Th'ts so private. There's a limit of work, you know. I don't believe in profession kisses either. I mean, I know there are no no tongues involved, but a kiss is so intimus (sp) that unless you're not attracted at all in a million years for the person, you feel something you know?! I mean, if we all kissed all hot celebrities wouldn't we feel something. I don't know how they do it!
zorra_chiflada
09-15-2005, 05:32 PM
Yeah, in porn yes. :p
I don't know where I heard that there was sex in some movies. How can those incredibly sex scenes be that real?! I wouldn't like to be a Hollywood actress. Th'ts so private. There's a limit of work, you know. I don't believe in profession kisses either. I mean, I know there are no no tongues involved, but a kiss is so intimus (sp) that unless you're not attracted at all in a million years for the person, you feel something you know?! I mean, if we all kissed all hot celebrities wouldn't we feel something. I don't know how they do it!
they get paid a lot to make it look real.
CrankItUp!
09-15-2005, 05:36 PM
Because the motherfuckers in the movie industry are basically whores - they'll do and play any part or role for enough money.
Echewta
09-15-2005, 05:38 PM
Often a set will be cleared of most of the crew. If the people are completely nude, they have napkins, clothes, wipes, etc. that they can put between the "contact" areas. Some B-movies I worked on, the people did actually get so worked up that they went ahead and did it.
Camera angles and sound effects can be amazing.
Audio.
09-15-2005, 05:39 PM
like in Sin City
Getting to kiss and mess around with attractive celebrities is why there are tons of "on set" romances and why there are so many divorces within the celebrity community. I certainly wouldn't want to send my husband off each day, waving to him, as I know he's going to do a sex scene with let's say, Catherine Zeta Jones. Nope.
Bitchamachacha
09-15-2005, 05:46 PM
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman supposedly fucked for real in some movie during their sex scene.
Eyes Wide Shut.
Yup. They did.
miss soul fire
09-15-2005, 05:49 PM
Often a set will be cleared of most of the crew. If the people are completely nude, they have napkins, clothes, wipes, etc. that they can put between the "contact" areas. Some B-movies I worked on, the people did actually get so worked up that they went ahead and did it.
Camera angles and sound effects can be amazing.
That's just so sad...
"Hey, we've almost had sex, now give me a napkin so I clean all that mess you did in my ass!"
And you worked with these people!
No wonder Randy used to call you a napkin pisser!:D:D
zorra_chiflada
09-15-2005, 05:51 PM
"Hey, we've almost had sex, now give me a napkin so I clean all that mess you did in my ass!"
HAHAHAAAAHAAA!!!
miss soul fire
09-15-2005, 05:51 PM
Getting to kiss and mess around with attractive celebrities is why there are tons of "on set" romances and why there are so many divorces within the celebrity community. I certainly wouldn't want to send my husband off each day, waving to him, as I know he's going to do a sex scene with let's say, Catherine Zeta Jones. Nope.
I really value the celebrities who are married (or not) for some years, like Tim Robbins, Tom Hanks, Johnny Depp, but then again not all of these celebrities do crazy sex scenes...
Echewta
09-15-2005, 05:52 PM
That's just so sad...
"Hey, we've almost had sex, now give me a napkin so I clean all that mess you did in my ass!"
And you worked with these people!
No wonder Randy used to call you a napkin pisser!:D:D
I was just involved with the editing and listend to all of the stories. I wasn't there. :D
miss soul fire
09-15-2005, 05:53 PM
I bet there was sex in the end.:p
Echewta
09-15-2005, 05:59 PM
some people have sex in the end, yes.
Audio.
09-15-2005, 06:13 PM
In sex scenes there can only be up to five humps for that type of scene. Its a hollywood rule thing.
i swear them two must've fucked in Trainstopping. ya know - when Ewan and that school chick hooked up.
i wasn't expecting so much cock though. :( there was too much of it!!
zorra_chiflada
09-15-2005, 06:45 PM
i swear them two must've fucked in Trainstopping. ya know - when Ewan and that school chick hooked up.
i wasn't expecting so much cock though. :( there was too much of it!!
he shows his cock all the time in movies! :mad:
put it away, ewan! (n)
Audio.
09-15-2005, 06:48 PM
I thought the ladies like ewan
zorra_chiflada
09-15-2005, 06:50 PM
I thought the ladies like ewan
no. and i certainly don't want to see his goddamn genitals
I really value the celebrities who are married (or not) for some years, like Tim Robbins, Tom Hanks, Johnny Depp, but then again not all of these celebrities do crazy sex scenes...
actually, that's a very interesting point. when you consider the "sex symbols" or the people who do edgy sexy scenes, they seem to be the ones who don't have the greatest or long-lasting relationships... hmm...
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 11:41 AM
i don't understand how the guy can not get hard
Brad Pitt has talked about this -- says it's kind of a damned-if-you-do-damned-if-you-don't situation, as far as the actress' feelings go.
He said "the soldier saluted" when he worked with Geena Davis.
TurdBerglar
09-16-2005, 11:42 AM
if i had jessica alba grinding on me i don't know what i would do. i might end up in jail
one of the most recent episodes of 'Entourage' had Kevin Dillon doing a scene with Brooke Shields in like a Movie Of The Week situation and he was totally attracted to her and he got a hard-on while they were supposed to be doing a scene as brother and sister and they fired him. I thought it was great insight into what it's like on the set...
Dr Deaf
09-16-2005, 12:02 PM
in porn, yes they are.
but in normal movies, no they aren't
i heard that tom cruise and nicole kidman had sex in Stanley Kubrick's haunting final materpiece "Eyes Wide Shut". That must have been terrible for Tom.
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 12:13 PM
if i had jessica alba grinding on me i don't know what i would do. i might end up in jail
...you'd probably ask her to change the sandpaper to a coarser grit.
TurdBerglar
09-16-2005, 12:14 PM
uuhhh
what?
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 12:21 PM
uuhhh
what?
Grinding on you.
Black and Decker grinder.
Change to a coarser grit.
Continue grinding on you.
Nuzzolese
09-16-2005, 12:21 PM
Have any of you ever done any acting that involved a love scene? Even if it was just stage kissing?
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 12:22 PM
Have any of you ever done any acting that involved a love scene? Even if it was just stage kissing?
I've directed ... three? in movie projects and been in two onstage.
Nuzzolese
09-16-2005, 12:39 PM
I've directed ... three? in movie projects and been in two onstage.
well, how did you feel doing them?
Have any of you ever done any acting that involved a love scene? Even if it was just stage kissing?
My boyfriend was the Director of Photography for a film where there was a sex scene, but the part he talks about the most is when one of the girls had to sit on the toilet and they had to film a "crotch shot" and they had to have her sit there for a while and zoom in and such and then when they premiered the movie and her dad and b/f watched the shot on full-size movie screen, it was awkward.
cookiepuss
09-16-2005, 12:51 PM
Anyone seen Vincent Gallo's movie "BROWN BUNNY"? (don't run out and rent it. the entire 90 minute movie should have been a 20 minute short film/porn, cause the last 20 minutes are really the meat of the fucking story and everything before that is long drawn out overly artsy driving scenes with no diaolg.)
Chole Shevengy (sp?) sucks his big old cock for a good 4 minutes. there's no way to fake that. nope, she's really sucking him off.
the movie is not rated but you have to be 18 to rent it. Still it's not in the porn section cause it's an artsy peice of crap they are passing off as an independent film. :rolleyes:
paul jones
09-16-2005, 12:56 PM
Anyone seen Vincent Gallo's movie "BROWN BUNNY"? (don't run out and rent it. the entire 90 minute movie should have been a 20 minute short film/porn, cause the last 20 minutes are really the meat of the fucking story and everything before that is long drawn out overly artsy driving scenes with no diaolg.)
Chole Shevengy (sp?) sucks his big old cock for a good 4 minutes. there's no way to fake that. nope, she's really sucking him off.
the movie is not rated but you have to be 18 to rent it. Still it's not in the porn section cause it's an artsy peice of crap they are passing off as an independent film. :rolleyes:
oooh I remember the scandal about that!,I'll have to check it out!
BAISE MOI is similar as you see real sex and blow jobs in it too (y)
Dr Deaf
09-16-2005, 12:57 PM
Anyone seen Vincent Gallo's movie "BROWN BUNNY"? (don't run out and rent it. the entire 90 minute movie should have been a 20 minute short film/porn, cause the last 20 minutes are really the meat of the fucking story and everything before that is long drawn out overly artsy driving scenes with no diaolg.)
Chole Shevengy (sp?) sucks his big old cock for a good 4 minutes. there's no way to fake that. nope, she's really sucking him off.
the movie is not rated but you have to be 18 to rent it. Still it's not in the porn section cause it's an artsy peice of crap they are passing off as an independent film. :rolleyes:
i wasn't sure who Chloe Sevigny was, so i did an image (http://images.google.com/images?q=Chloe%20Sevigny&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi) search.
wow, you suck one cock on film and the world never let's you live it down.
cookiepuss
09-16-2005, 12:58 PM
oooh I remember the scandal about that!,I'll have to check it out!
BAISE MOI is similar as you see real sex and blow jobs in it too (y)
Seriously though paul just fast forward to the dick sucking scene. the entire story unravels from there. it's not like if you don't watch the first 70 minutes you won't figure out what's going on. the first 70 minutes have almost no dialog and are a total waste of time. the last 20 minutes though (dick sucking included) I liked. shoulda been a short film.
paul jones
09-16-2005, 01:01 PM
i wasn't sure who Chloe Sevigny was, so i did an image (http://images.google.com/images?q=Chloe%20Sevigny&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi) search.
wow, you suck one cock on film and the world never let's you live it down.
WOAH! (y)
paul jones
09-16-2005, 01:02 PM
Seriously though paul just fast forward to the dick sucking scene. the entire story unravels from there. it's not like if you don't watch the first 70 minutes you won't figure out what's going on. the first 70 minutes have almost no dialog and are a total waste of time. the last 20 minutes though (dick sucking included) I liked. shoulda been a short film.
yeah! OK!
hey you gotta check out BAISE MOI out too! (y)
the sex scenes in Kids and Bully are pretty graphic and go figure, Chloe Sivigney (sp?) is in kids too!
paul jones
09-16-2005, 01:26 PM
the sex scenes in Kids and Bully are pretty graphic and go figure, Chloe Sivigney (sp?) is in kids too!
yeah I've got Bully on DVD (y)
Herbivore
09-16-2005, 01:29 PM
do all of these movies that really look like the couple is having sex, well, are they??
I have only heard through gossip that in "Wild Orchid" with Mickey Rourke and Carre Otis, they actually starting having sex at the end of the movie and half the crew left the room, there are two versions to the ending of the movie ...one "r" rated and the other "x"....so I would say yes, it has happened.
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 01:55 PM
well, how did you feel doing them?
In one scene I performed, I was a bitty bit nervous and a little intimidated. During the performance, we wound up during the kiss into two kisses, though, because we sort of got into it; no tongue, though.
In the other one -- no feelings particularly; I had no real problem.
In directing:
One sex scene, we replaced the guy for a couple of reasons, and one was -- yes, he'd get hard and grind against the actress (she could deal with that) but then make comments in between takes which weren't cool.
Reshot it with a guy who did fine, and we then did the rape scene which was really nasty but it was fine and not damaging to either actor, though creepy for us all.
Another scene in a different movie -- no big deal.
Another one was awkward because it was between two women, and one was out and the other was bi-curious, and for my own stupid reason, I wouldn't direct them about their actual kiss. It looked fine on film but it was unprofessional of me to not help the actors.
paul jones
09-16-2005, 01:59 PM
In one scene I performed, I was a bitty bit nervous and a little intimidated. During the performance, we wound up during the kiss into two kisses, though, because we sort of got into it; no tongue, though.
In the other one -- no feelings particularly; I had no real problem.
In directing:
One sex scene, we replaced the guy for a couple of reasons, and one was -- yes, he'd get hard and grind against the actress (she could deal with that) but then make comments in between takes which weren't cool.
Reshot it with a guy who did fine, and we then did the rape scene which was really nasty but it was fine and not damaging to either actor, though creepy for us all.
Another scene in a different movie -- no big deal.
Another one was awkward because it was between two women, and one was out and the other was bi-curious, and for my own stupid reason, I wouldn't direct them about their actual kiss. It looked fine on film but it was unprofessional of me to not help the actors.
you shot porn films!?! :eek: :cool: (y)
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 02:32 PM
I'm betting that shooting porn films properly is pretty difficult. I'm assuming there's lots of makeup on actors (for stretch marks, etc.) that keeps coming off; dealing with weird body positions so acts are visible which usually aren't so conveniently visible; dealing with the kind of personality who winds up involved in porn, etc. I wouldn't want to do it.
Just guessing.
Echewta
09-16-2005, 02:53 PM
Porn is one of the simple ways to "get work" around here. I stuck with the difficult ways.
Though on one location scout, I did go check out a very large house one day and it was being used for a bunch porn stuff. Everyroom had something going on it it. One girl walked by me and asked me if I had seen her lotion. It was very surreal.
paul jones
09-16-2005, 02:54 PM
Porn is one of the simple ways to "get work" around here. I stuck with the difficult ways.
Though on one location scout, I did go check out a very large house one day and it was being used for a bunch porn stuff. Everyroom had something going on it it. One girl walked by me and asked me if I had seen her lotion. It was very surreal.
I'm moving to L.A.! (y)
Herbivore
09-16-2005, 03:10 PM
revolting.
abcdefz
09-16-2005, 03:16 PM
...as rarely-sexy as porn is on this end of things, I imagine it's really not sexy on that side.
g-mile7
09-16-2005, 03:17 PM
I'm betting that shooting porn films properly is pretty difficult. I'm assuming there's lots of makeup on actors (for stretch marks, etc.) that keeps coming off; dealing with weird body positions so acts are visible which usually aren't so conveniently visible; dealing with the kind of personality who winds up involved in porn, etc. I wouldn't want to do it.
Just guessing.
just got to watch that HBO special they had couple months ago it actually was pretty intresting....there is alot of work put into it and it's more "fake" then it actaully tries to come off as....
Echewta
09-16-2005, 03:18 PM
It was pretty lame actually. I don't think sex should be taboo but have a bit of mystery, come on. I walked in the door, looked to the right and there was some girl naked, legs spread, fingers pushing the button and a photographer capturing the moment.
Medellia
09-16-2005, 11:49 PM
i swear them two must've fucked in Trainstopping. ya know - when Ewan and that school chick hooked up.
i wasn't expecting so much cock though. :( there was too much of it!!
LIES! There is no such thing as too much cock in a Ewan McGregor movie.
Unless you're talking about the shot of Spud. That was completely unnecessary. :/
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