Flat-Chested, Hirsute, Preggo & Granny Lovers

[BionicEye]

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I saw some fairly average looking dude at the store buying a mag with naked, wrinkly old ladies on it. Freak!

there's an audience for everything - where do they come from?

[ms.peachy]

when I worked in an 'adult' store years ago, there was this guy all the time that used to come in for transvestite stuff. Not trannie porn, but stuff FOR men who wanted to really, really, really get down with their feminine side. Now can I just tell you, this guy could not have looked more like a caveman than any human you have ever seen. I mean seriously, go look up 'stone age cave dweller' and you will know just what this guy looked like. Must have made one hell of an ugly woman.

Then there was this other guy who looked like the world's most boring chartered accountant, who used to come in every few weeks and spend about $500 at a go on pee porn.

I'm tellin you, you just never know with people.

[Chicka B]

Don't forget about the fat girl mag.

[DroppinScience]

Man, I don't think I could take working at a porn shop, ms. peachy. Too many freaks! :eek:

[yeahwho]

when I worked in an 'adult' store years ago, there was this guy all the time that used to come in for transvestite stuff. Not trannie porn, but stuff FOR men who wanted to really, really, really get down with their feminine side. Now can I just tell you, this guy could not have looked more like a caveman than any human you have ever seen. I mean seriously, go look up 'stone age cave dweller' and you will know just what this guy looked like. Must have made one hell of an ugly woman.

Then there was this other guy who looked like the world's most boring chartered accountant, who used to come in every few weeks and spend about $500 at a go on pee porn.

I'm tellin you, you just never know with people.

That was you!?! Damn..........Disney was right, it's a small small world afterall.

[ms.peachy]

Man, I don't think I could take working at a porn shop, ms. peachy. Too many freaks! :eek:
Nah, it wa alright. I mean yeah, loads of freaks and all, but I was at university at the time studying abnormal psych, so, you know, it gave me a lot to work with.

[DroppinScience]

Nah, it wa alright. I mean yeah, loads of freaks and all, but I was at university at the time studying abnormal psych, so, you know, it gave me a lot to work with.

When you put it THAT way...

I think I'm gonna send some resumes to porn shops. :p :p :p

[Matt]

When you put it THAT way...

I think I'm gonna send some resumes to porn shops. :p :p :p

don't forget about that sweet discount.

[BionicEye]

Don't forget about the fat girl mag.


you mean 'voluptuous' mags