Everyone

[Lindsey_1535]

Cheer me up. I feel sad. :(

[sheesh]

I don't know any good jokes. Why are you sad?

[Lindsey_1535]

Cause its raining and I'm alone. :(

[Rancid_Beasties]

You're not alone, we're all here :)

[Lindsey_1535]

:)

[Rancid_Beasties]

Lindsey, I think that was the soppiest bullshit I've ever said on this board :D But I'm glad you appreciate it.

[sheesh]

You're not alone, we're all here :)

Well said.

[Lindsey_1535]

Lindsey, I think that was the soppiest bullshit I've ever said on this board :D But I'm glad you appreciate it.
It was nice and sappy thank you very much. :)
I'm going to watch a girly movie now.

[Bob]

a man goes to a doctor. he says he feels depressed.

he says life seems harsh and cruel. he says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

the doctor says "the treatment is simple. the great clown, pagliacci is in town tonight. go and see him. that should pick you up."

the man bursts into tears; "but doctor...i am pagliacci!"




well, i guess you had to be there.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm always here for you Lindsey...


Sorry I can't be there. :(

[Medellia]

A pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. He sits down and orders a drink. The confused bartender says "okay, but may I ask, why is there a steering wheel stickingout of the fly of your pants?"

The pirate says "Aaaargh, it's driving me nuts."

[Bob]

A pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. He sits down and orders a drink. The confused bartender says "okay, but may I ask, why is there a steering wheel stickingout of the fly of your pants?"

The pirate says "Aaaargh, it's driving me nuts."

i wish there was a way i could interrupt your post and stop you, because i've heard that one already

[Medellia]

:(

[TurdBerglar]

why does it have to be a pirate?

[Medellia]

Because it does! :mad:

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Cause its raining and I'm alone. :(


You are more then welcome to join me for a movie....PM me if you want more info....my fellow canuck

[paul jones]

REDNECK COMPUTER LINGO

"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
"Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
"LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
"bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip