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zorra_chiflada
09-17-2005, 04:09 AM
teabags?
cucumber slices?

what actually works?

BionicEye
09-17-2005, 04:11 AM
preparation h


... no joke. it works.


they use it on tv & film sets.

zorra_chiflada
09-17-2005, 04:15 AM
preparation h?

TAL
09-17-2005, 04:15 AM
It's called diddy eyes these days.

BionicEye
09-17-2005, 04:17 AM
yup. the same shit they use for hemroids. it induces membranes to contract. conan gets some patted on his big eye-bags every night. its a tv make-up person's 'secret'

zorra_chiflada
09-17-2005, 04:19 AM
yup. the same shit they use for hemroids. it induces membranes to contract. conan gets come patted on his big eye-bags every night. its a tv make-up person's 'secret'

oh ok. (y)

BionicEye
09-17-2005, 04:24 AM
The End.

(end of thread)


Written By: Zorra Chiflada
Produced By: BBMB
Edited By: TPK/Minton
Sound By: BB
Catering By: TPK/Minton

Starring: Zorra Chilfada, Tal, Bionic
Special Guest Appearance by: Troy McClure (spelling?)

In Order of Appreance...
Zorra........... as the Interrogator
Bionic...........as the Responder
Tal...............as the Corrector


THE END

zorra_chiflada
09-17-2005, 04:26 AM
haha!

Justin
09-17-2005, 04:33 AM
try to sleep

TAL
09-17-2005, 04:42 AM
I dedicate this thread to Raymond.

paul jones
09-17-2005, 07:08 AM
The End.

(end of thread)


Written By: Zorra Chiflada
Produced By: BBMB
Edited By: TPK/Minton
Sound By: BB
Catering By: TPK/Minton

Starring: Zorra Chilfada, Tal, Bionic
Special Guest Appearance by: Troy McClure (spelling?)

In Order of Appreance...
Zorra........... as the Interrogator
Bionic...........as the Responder
Tal...............as the Corrector


THE END

who was the Fluffer?

laurie_hammy
09-17-2005, 07:38 AM
I had "conjunctivitis" like 2-3 weeks ago and my eyes werent puffy really but fucked up. Like at night my eyes were itchy and felt like they were bruised when I rubbed them and this snot looking shit was in my eye. Next morning was a scary experience. I woke up and I knew I was awake, but my eyes were shut. I was trying my hardest to open my eyes but they wouldnt open ! I thought i was freakin blind for a second then I got one finger on my eyebrow and one on my cheekbone and had to fully yank em open. There snot looking shit had dryed up and stuck my eyes together it was rank.

guerillaGardner
09-17-2005, 09:42 AM
teabags?
cucumber slices?
what actually works?

Are you getting enough sleep? As with all these kinds of things probably a multi-pronged attack is required - plenty of sleep, good diet, plus teabags and/or cucumber slices. My missus always sticks Eye Rescue on my eyelids when my eyes get tired. Feels great (its either Molton Brown or Liz Earle that makes it as far as I can remember).

DipDipDive
09-17-2005, 12:02 PM
who was the Fluffer?

ToucanSpam.

abcdefz
09-17-2005, 04:22 PM
Supposedly, a pritz of water and then some potato slices for ten minutes does the trick. I dunno.

Yeah -- I'd heard about the Prep H thing before; I think from Whitney Houston's binging appearances or something. Something like that.

This guy reading in the lobby chair right over here looks so much like my dead grandfather that my heart actually jumped.

adam_f
09-17-2005, 04:31 PM
I hear black tar heroin gets rid of puffy eyes.

abcdefz
09-17-2005, 04:36 PM
Beatrix Kiddo can get rid of puffy eyes.

CrankItUp!
09-17-2005, 04:41 PM
You need to wear some shades. :cool:

cosmo105
09-17-2005, 11:32 PM
keep some spoons in the fridge or freezer and use them. either that or a gel eyepad...or some eye gel with green tea. works every time.

ToucanSpam
09-17-2005, 11:51 PM
How do you get rid of the shitfaced look on your face?


I had a few too many and uh, yeah, I am going to pay for it tommorrow morning...