some days i want to beat up children

[Bob]

wait! hear me out before you call the authorities.

what i'm saying is, i'd like to hang around the playground in like middle and elementary schools, and look for kids getting picked on. the nerdy kids, the gangly kids, hell, even the smelly kids, i'd look for someone with a bully problem, someone who's afraid to go out during recess because he always gets his ass stomped, or his lunch money taken, or something like that. i'd be the biggest kid there by a longshot, i could put a stop to that shit. i'd be a goddamn guardian angel, i tell you.

ok, i admit, the title was just an attention grab, i dont want to beat up children, that would be wrong but i'd just like to, you know, scare them a little. fend off the bullies, stick up for the little guys when nobody else will. i was never picked on much in school, i had a good circle of friends and people just left me alone for the most part, so it's not so much a personal thing, but i keep hearing stories about kids who grew up with troubled pasts, with insane bully troubles, and there's just no goddamn need for it. i could protect them, i tell you. give them a fair goddamn chance, they deserve it, damnit!

sorry, i didn't mean to go all holden caulfield on you all there, it's just something i was thinking about for some deranged reason. it's a fucked up world but it doesn't have to be. there ought to be a guardian out there.

ah, who am i kidding, it's a terrible idea. kids all carry guns these days anyway

[jackrock]

at least there's people out there that could do what you want to do

[BangkokB]

Good for you. Beat them with a belt and show no mercy. My $'s on you can beat a kid up

[Bob]

Good for you. Beat them with a belt and show no mercy. My $'s on you can beat a kid up

i'm just trying to spread some good vibrations, that's all. how better to do it than through retaliatory violence

[TurdBerglar]

nothing feels much better than backhanding a snot nosed bratty little shit accross the mouth

[Bob]

make sure you wear spandex and a cape, you'll have more fans

well that would be silly

i'm not serious about any of this FYI, i was just kind of rambling (the nyquil started to kick in). it's just like, how come the biggest toughest kids in the school always seem to be the bad guys? there ought to be a big kid with a heart of gold. an anti-bully or something. why aren't there any of those?

[zorra_chiflada]

nothing feels much better than backhanding a snot nosed bratty little shit accross the mouth

haha

i hate kids. really. whenever i hear them screaming i get furious.

[Bob]

haha

i hate kids. really. whenever i hear them screaming i get furious.

i hate kids too actually. not enough to hit them (eventually they grow up, and if you hit them they grow up wierd) or anything, but i do my best to put as much distance between myself and children as possible

[zorra_chiflada]

i hate kids too actually. not enough to hit them (eventually they grow up, and if you hit them they grow up wierd) or anything, but i do my best to put as much distance between myself and children as possible

yeah. me too.
there's loud kids next door, and i've felt like leaving a nasty note under the door a few times, but i figured that would be a stupid thing to do.

[TurdBerglar]

kids that don't get a good smack now and then grow up just as weird too.


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[Bob]

i never got hit as a kid, and i didnt grow up wierd

present thread excluded of course

[TurdBerglar]

you don't think you're weird?

[Bob]

my mom says i'm not wierd

[beastieangel01]

kids are stupid.

if they were smart they would grow up! :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

i got smacked as a kid, and most people i know did as well.

[TurdBerglar]

i don't mean like a full blown punch to the face


im talking about a smack to the back of the head or the ass followed by a "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???"

[CrankItUp!]

Become a highschool dean and wooden paddle swat the fuck out of those "bad-ass" bully bastards ! (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't mean like a full blown punch to the face


im talking about a smack to the back of the head or the ass followed by a "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???"

or a "WHAT ARE YOU, STOOPID OR SUMTIN?"

if people don't want to smack their kids, i'll do it for them.

[CrankItUp!]

I say seek out the older bad-asses that are just about to drop out of school and into just walking the streets and fucking with elderly people and shit. Those are the motherfuckers I'm talking about - that are bound to do any heinous sorts of crime before they only spend a few nights in jail and just set free again.

[Loppfessor]

I say go for it, I try to support vigilantism in all its forms….

[Nadia]

hi everybody!

ihis is my first post here, i'll introduce myself later...
FYI, English is not my first language, so if you find any mistakes, you can keep them.. :)

i got bullied at school because i was "weird". my "weirdness" (and still is) is that i have the gift to communcate through telephathy. my grandmother apparently passed this to me, because she was able to do it to. now that i'm a grown up i can deal with it, but as a child it was pretty hard.
i made the best i could out of it, and now i work as an animal communicator.
but still there are people who think that i'm a witch.... that's fine by me, they can think whatever they want. ;)

but still, it would have been nice if (as a child) i had someone that would help me with the "bullys".....

nadia

[Paul Kemp]

i made the best i could out of it, and now i work as an animal communicator.

That's the best you could make out of it? talking to animals?

[cosmo105]

ahum so right on the bully subject

once at my little sister's daycare (when she was a wee little un) there was a bully that would hit all the girls, and she was his favorite target...it wasn't one of those "i like you so i'm going to tease you" things, either. he made her life miserable. finally parents intervened and he was kicked out. but i remember seeing her coming home crying...i wanted to go there and punch his teeth out.

[mickill]

You Broke My Nose! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/mcgann/b0_1.jpg)

[CiaoBellaXO]

sorry, i didn't mean to go all holden caulfield on you all there, it's just something i was thinking about for some deranged reason. it's a fucked up world but it doesn't have to be. there ought to be a guardian out there.

. . . I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff—I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That’s all I’d do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all.

[Nadia]

That's the best you could make out of it? talking to animals?

for me it's the best right now, yes. i'm not actually "talking" to animals... people who come to me have serious problems whit their pets, and with telepathy i can find out why (most of the times). of course i could do it with human beings, but they/we have much darker sides than animals. and in this case, i'd rather deal with animals than with people. it's difficult to explain...
what would you do with it?