SHOPPING

[monkey]

i'm really much too good at it.


i went on a massive shopping spree today. for some reason.. it was only fun for a little bit. it's losing it's awesomeness. maybe im just getting old.

i did buy some pretty awesome stuff, and one of the shirts i bought was 29 cents. obviously a computer mistake, but the cashier girl didnt fix it and i got a ben sherman shirt for 29 cents. actually, 24 cents cause i had 20% off.

wee.

[zorra_chiflada]

OMG joe is addicted to shopping, because he works at a hardware store and gets a large discount on stuff.
today he just bought a table we don't need, nor do we have room for.
every day he comes home from work with a new power tool he doesn't know how to use. he has a problem.

[Bob]

i'm pretty sure i got away with conning amazon.com out of $60. i didn't do it on purpose though, it's completely their fault, they fucked up twice, and i'm done trying to help.

what happened was, i ordered an item, i recieved it, and then 2 days later, i recieved another copy of it (at no charge). i emailed customer service (couldn't find a phone number), asking what i should do, they said they'd send a box and a return slip, they did, and i sent it back, i even included a little note saying what happened, and they recieved it and gave me a refund, so basically i got it for free. if they want the money back they can ask me for it, i'm not jumping through hoops for 'em.

[TurdBerglar]

only an asshole who didn't get smacked as a child wouldn't appriciate free shit


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???

[Herbivore]

It's the Leo in us.

[Nuzzolese]

Apart from the occasional mistake on the part of the seller, how do you afford it?

[monkey]

well i told my dad i gained weight and nothing fits me anymore. i told him it was making me sad. he said "take the credit card and buy yourself a few things you need." so i did.

i didnt spend that much. i shop the sales really well. i got $475 boots for $110. :cool:

[Bob]

if i ran a clothing store, i would pretend to mark down everything in the store. like, if i wanted to charge 100 dollars for a pair of shoes, i'd say they were marked down from 300, but really i only wanted 100 for them in the first place and it would be a rip-off as it is. i'd be so clever i cant believe businesses haven't thought of this already

[Nuzzolese]

if i ran a clothing store, i would pretend to mark down everything in the store. like, if i wanted to charge 100 dollars for a pair of shoes, i'd say they were marked down from 300, but really i only wanted 100 for them in the first place and it would be a rip-off as it is. i'd be so clever i cant believe businesses haven't thought of this already

Yeah, I can't believe they haven't thought of it either. Are you sure you're not majoring in business?

[jabumbo]

im not sure why anyone would pay $100 for a couple hunks of rubber and leather

[monkey]

they're hot and sexy. :cool:

[Nuzzolese]

You lied to your father to spend his money. You should be so ashamed. Will hot and sexy shoes save your soul?! Will they let you sleep at night?

[monkey]

i didnt lie. it was completely true and i told him exactly what i bought :eek:

he always knows. we're cool like that.

and my soul is beyond help. the shoes will make the trip to my absolute destruction much more fun.

[Nuzzolese]

Oh I see.

[monkey]

i have a problem. this is step one of the 12 step process im going to have to go through soon. :o :(

[miss_bhaven]

Shopping is the bomb :p

[little j]

i just got my half of my security deposit from like two years ago and i bought a skirt and jacket and shoes for me.

the rest will go in the bank.
yes yes it will.
hopefully

[ToucanSpam]

no, you know it wont reach the bank.

[little j]

ok. so most of it did.
:)
i kept $50 for spending money this week

[ToucanSpam]

Good boy.

[CrankItUp!]

Spencer Gifts in the mall during clearance sales is the best. (y)

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Pauli
i didnt spend that much. i shop the sales really well. i got $475 boots for $110.

I wouldn't spend $110 on oxygen if my lungs simply shut down and refused to work again until I paid $110 for fresh oxygen, right out the box.

[little j]

Good boy.
:mad:

[ToucanSpam]

:mad:
:D

Come onnnnnnnnnnnn. :D

[beastieangel01]

I think Pauli is one of the few people in the WORLD that I think I would actually enjoy shopping with.

her and heiress. That's probably it.

[ToucanSpam]

I only shop 2 times a year. Christmas and when I run out of socks.

[adam_f]

One time I bought a shirt. Then I wore it after the act of purchasing commenced and subsequently finished.

[Medellia]

I went shopping at Victoria's Secret a couple of days ago. They were having a sale. Two pairs of Victoria's Secret undies for eight bucks. (y)