I saw strippers tonight

[Lindsey_1535]

and it was weird.
And I think stripper like paint stripper when I see this. Is that right or no I dunno but the lady made good rum and cokes for sure.

[Rancid_Beasties]

and it was weird.
And I think stripper like paint stripper when I see this. Is that right or no I dunno but the lady made good rum and cokes for sure.
Sound's like a romantic date (y)

[Mcmac]

rancid_beasties

[Rancid_Beasties]

rancid_beasties
Thats my screen name dont wear it out.

[ToucanSpam]

Ha

[paul jones]

and it was weird.
And I think stripper like paint stripper when I see this. Is that right or no I dunno but the lady made good rum and cokes for sure.


stay off the crack (y)

[Tzar]

stay off the crack (y)
i think she means rum and coke (coca cola) as in a drink form.
ps. i still haven't seen strippers :(

[NurfBallJeaneus]

So....what did you think about the strippers?

[Mcmac]

even iv'e seen strippers

[HEIRESS]

strippers in canada do girl on girl action and pour hot wax on their crotches and allow audience members to peel it off

truestory/

[Tzar]

strippers in canada do girl on girl action and pour hot wax on their crotches and allow audience members to peel it off

truestory/

*grabs a pen and pad and proceeds to write fastly*
another......reason...........to........visit..... ..canada.

[Mcmac]

as if theres any other reasons to visit canananananada

[Tzar]

eeeeeerrrrhhh....

snow? you dun get that shite over here.

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Peelers in Quebec.....10 bucks all you can touch.

...or so I've been told

[Rock]

strippers in canada do girl on girl action and pour hot wax on their crotches and allow audience members to peel it off

truestory/
Strippers here fuck each other with bananas and pour hot chocolate on their bazongas and have dudes lick it off. I seen with my own two eyes.

[Lindsey_1535]

The last two strippers were pretty good and by good I mean they were watch able but one didn’t really have an ass. The first look like she was seriously a crack addict and was going to kill me she stripped to Lincoln Park or whatever that band is called. I was scared. I then later on walked into bathroom and she was just all out there bottomless looking at her crotch in the mirror. RANDOM.
And that was my night.

[Mcmac]

eeeeeerrrrhhh....

snow? you dun get that shite over here.

maybe not where u live in dessert land

but like a few hours drive and u can go to the snow and skie and shit much similer to what u would do in canada..

keep trying

[Mike k]

Just don't lick the stage at the club!

[Herbivore]

I threw up violently at a strip club once.

[Echewta]

Its been awhile since I've been to a strip club. Last time was in Vegas and the super hot natural Taitian girl stripper sat on my lap for about 2 hours. She was drunk. I kept reminding her that she is sitting on my lap for free. She was very nice and it was bizzare having a normal conversation with someone who was in just wearing panties. I'm trying to say I could get use to it I suppose. When she was finished talking to me about traveling, movies, and life in general, she said that I was stupid for being her because I was married. :confused:

[avignon]

I saw a stripper do her "twenty dollar trick" once. That's all I can say because it was traumatizing. I just didn't know a vagina could do that.

[mickill]

This is all pretty tame compared to what the girls do in places like Thailand, where they launch ping pong balls across the room with their vag or extract various objects, both inanimate (like fruit) and living (like fish) from them.

[BionicEye]

wow. sounds appetizing. that and the teenage prostitutes. yeah.

[Nuzzolese]

This is all pretty tame compared to what the girls do in places like Thailand, where they launch ping pong balls across the room with their vag or extract various objects, both inanimate (like fruit) and living (like fish) from them.

and smoke cigarettes

[Bob]

I saw a stripper do her "twenty dollar trick" once. That's all I can say because it was traumatizing. I just didn't know a vagina could do that.

oh come on, you can't just leave it at that

[mickill]

and smoke cigarettes
YES.

And blow bubbles and play wind instruments.

[Nuzzolese]

YES.

And blow bubbles and play wind instruments.

And play with yo yos and do cats cradle string tricks, and play billiards and tiddly winks.

[Rock]

This is all pretty tame compared to what the girls do in places like Thailand, where they launch ping pong balls across the room with their vag or extract various objects, both inanimate (like fruit) and living (like fish) from them.
Japan is just as twisted. 28 baby eels going in, and then flying out of dat ass. Vomitacular.

[mickill]

And play with yo yos and do cats cradle string tricks, and play billiards and tiddly winks.

And emit light, do crosswords, play videogames and sing karaoke.

[mickill]

Japan is just as twisted. 28 baby eels going in, and then flying out of dat ass. Vomitacular.
And this is in the restaurants.

[g-mile7]

strippers are the ultimate hustlers I respect their game (y)

[mickill]

Oh good.

[Rock]

The only people I have seen hustled by strippers are very very lonely looking guys or very very stupid guys.

[g-mile7]

The only people I have seen hustled by strippers are very very lonely looking guys or very very stupid guys.


yep it's a legit hustle I mean who in the hell would waste money on strippers knowing damn well they just their as teases. who wants a tease. But I dont feel bad for them at all they know what they are doing and pimping the broken system which we have in the US. I dont blame them, I blame the system hahah which sounds sterotypical but it's true in this sense, just like with 50 pimpin the whole suburbs with G-Unit

[venusvenus123]

i need some coke.

[mickill]

Oh yeah, and some of them can crack open a bottle with their vag too.

[Nuzzolese]

Oh yeah, and some of them can crack open a bottle with their vag too.

and do puppet shows

[mickill]

And shoot lasers.

[cookiepuss]

I like lap dances from women.


just thought I'd share that while we are on the subject. ok thank you.

[Nuzzolese]

and do that Charlie Chaplin forks in the croissant table trick where it looks like you have little dancing legs

[g-mile7]

I like lap dances from women.


just thought I'd share that while we are on the subject. ok thank you.


alot of girls I know do though

[Rock]

I like lap dances from women.
weird....so do I.

[Echewta]

i need some coke.

I'm so sorry I introduced you to that.

[mickill]

And climb trees.

[Echewta]

They don't have trees in strip clubs. Thats silly.

[venusvenus123]

I'm so sorry I introduced you to that.
yeah, get back on the blower and close that deal!

[Echewta]

how dare you call her that.

[mickill]

They don't have trees in strip clubs. Thats silly.
How do you know? What are you the perrenial woody organisms in sedentary erotic environments expert? You weren't the last time I checked.

[Echewta]

How do you know? What are you the perrenial woody organisms in sedentary erotic environments expert? You weren't the last time I checked.

I'll have you know, that was one of my minors.

[Nuzzolese]

How do you know? What are you the perrenial woody organisms in sedentary erotic environments expert? You weren't the last time I checked.

When was the last time you checked? I'm telling Jenny.

[mickill]

Then I'm telling Jenny how stupid you are.

[Nuzzolese]

Then I'm telling Jenny how stupid you are.

She won't believe you. Your word against mine. You're just some guy she knows but me, I'm on the internet.

[mickill]

Damn!

Hey, how's it goin? What you up to tonight?

[Bob]

get a chatroom

[Knuckles]

I'll have you know, that was one of my minors.
huh, huh

you minored in wood

[mickill]

get a chatroom
I was asking you.

[CrankItUp!]

Oh yeah, and some of them can crack open a bottle with their vag too.
Now THAT I would pay 2 see !