so i met this 14 year old girl this afternoon,

[Nadia]

while i was walking my dogs. she was walking her labrador. we stopped, so our dogs could play together and started small-talking.
she was wearing a 50 cent t-shirt, so i told her that i was a beastie boys fan. apparently i'm a granny, because after she (almost) shouted "but they are old" i said "noooo, they're just 10 years older than me, thats nothing. thats not at all old!" her response was: "so you're a granny, than" :eek: :eek: :eek:
i'm turning 30 soon, so 40 is not at all old in my eyes, au contriare....

[QueenAdrock]

Almost 30? Holy crap, you do have one foot in the grave. :p

You sit down that little girl and tell her that one day 50-cent will be old and shrively, too. And he'll do it less gracefully than the Beastie Boys.

[boys_beastie]

thats if 50 cen makes it that long cause hes such a rebel to society. wait on he lives in conneticut

[Nadia]

:D she could in fact be my daughter... and every time i go back to italy, i get to hear that i have to hurry and start a family, 'cause "your eggs are not getting an younger". all my cousins have at least 2 children, and i'm the black sheep of the family because i'm not even married yet! :eek:

[Echewta]

Have your 30 year old hands break her 14 year old leg for 50 cents.

[Nadia]

Have your 30 year old hands break her 14 year old leg for 50 cents.

i had to contain myself, there where other people around.... but i would break something else than her legs... :D

[Lemmy's Liver]

30, huh?

well well well

the plot thickens

*Lee Hazelwood mode*

[Audielicious]

Aww. :( Educate that child if you ever see her again.

This isn't really related to this thread but I wanted to share it anyway. When I went to see Maroon5 earlier this year at Arco Arena, this guy that worked in the concession stand helped me find my car after the concert. We started talking about our lives and where we grew up, etc. I grew up in the East Bay Area and he was from Oakland, CA.

I asked him which rap artists he liked. He said, "Too Short...anything from the Bay". Then I asked him if he liked the Beastie Boys. And he said, "Fuck No".

:(

[TonsOfFun]

Ever get into conversations with strangers and then you start telling them things you don't really wanna tell them?

I do. Like the above stories

And no doubt one day I'll say something and that person will know a person I'm talking about and be in all sorts of shit...

[beastieangel01]

I love it when people say "but they are so old" in response to me liking the Beastie Boys.

She's 14, so she can get away with it. But I knew better at 14 that the Beastie Boys were awesome, so maybe not.

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

[adam_f]

A lot of 14 year olds I know can grow more facial hair than I can, and I can't help but wonder when I'm going to hit puberty.

[bigblu89]

It's really rough getting old.

I'm 27, but act like I'm 17, and feel like I'm 67.

[Lemmy's Liver]

It's really rough getting old.

I'm 27, but act like I'm 17, and feel like I'm 67.
hahahaha!

dead on, man (y)

I'm 34, but act like I'm 11, and feel like I'm 104. and with my lifestyle I should be sleeping with fishes already.

[Nuzzolese]

Your real age and the way you act and feel doesn't matter. The real question is, what do the 14 year old girls think of you?

[Lemmy's Liver]

I know EXACTLY what goes on inside the wee head of a 14-year old girl when she lays her eyes on me.

[Nuzzolese]

I know EXACTLY what goes on inside the wee head of a 14-year old girl when she lays her eyes on me.

Right. No need to elaborate, Humbert. wink wink nudge nudge say no more. Dirtyoldman.

[Lemmy's Liver]

I knew you'd take it like that and that WAS NOT what I meant baby.

the average 14 year only thinks "geesus, I hope that's not THE (insert name and a blurry b/w photo with plenty of moustacho here) she met in year 1990"

I'm only a dirty old man to anyone born before 1980. in my dreams, mostly. but still.

COUGH