Nadia the animal communicator, this thread is for you

[zippo]

you talk to animals? what do they say? how do you talk to them? could you detail the whole process?

[BionicEye]

can you tell me if my dog is really gay? he humps everything.

[Nadia]

i'm not "verbally" talking to animals. i talk to them via telepathy. animals are just the same as us human beeings: a soul/spirit stuck in a body, so i talk to their soul.
the only information i need is the name of the animal, what kind of animal (dog, cat, horse, rat etc.), if it's male or female, his age and what he looks like (sometimes a picture can help a lot). then i start picturing this animal in me mind, and after a few minutes i picture myself becoming this animal.
at that stage, i can feel, see, smell, hear etc. everything the animal does. then i ask the animal if he wants to talk to me, and usually they say yes.

@BioncEye
if your dogs humps everything, you have a totally different problem than your dog beeing gay, belive me. :p

[laura]

ma parli sul serio agli animali?
bau, bau..
arf, afr!! :D

[Nadia]

certo! non wau wau, ma tramite telepatia. se vuoi mandami un messagio privato, cosi possiamo continuare a scriverci in italiano. :p

[laura]

la telepatia...
a me servirebbe quando faccio gli esami!! :D

[Mcmac]

your a fucking freak and you should be put in a mental home
you cannot talk to animals

[tracky]

You may believe you are talking to animals but it's more likely your mind is constructing everything. I'm on the fence on telepathy. What about those times you think about someone, and 2 seconds later they call? Is that just chance? Little things like that are kinda weird and cool. Talking to animals, no.

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Sounds like someone is sniffing too much catnip.

[Nadia]

your a fucking freak and you should be put in a mental home
you cannot talk to animals

thank you for the compliment. so you think you know me, huh? i didn't start this thread in the first place. i'm not looking to promote my job here, either.
i don't give a flying f**k if you believe me or not. capisci? how come that i can describe how someones house look like without beeing there? and i can tell lots of details of someones life as well. i guess you're just scared that something like this is possible. i deal with people like you all the time, thats oooooold news to me. :p and i usually get those reactions because people are simply not ready for something like this. blablabla

@tracky
same answer for you

[Mcmac]

thank you for the compliment. so you think you know me, huh? i didn't start this thread in the first place. i'm not looking to promote my job here, either.
i don't give a flying f**k if you believe me or not. capisci? how come that i can describe how someones house look like without beeing there? and i can tell lots of details of someones life as well. i guess you're just scared that something like this is possible. i deal with people like you all the time, thats oooooold news to me. :p and i usually get those reactions because people are simply not ready for something like this. blablabla

@tracky
same answer for you

yeah shut the fuck up u nutjob

go on describe my house... tell me about my fucking life!

[laura]

thank you for the compliment. so you think you know me, huh? i didn't start this thread in the first place. i'm not looking to promote my job here, either.
i don't give a flying f**k if you believe me or not. capisci? how come that i can describe how someones house look like without beeing there? and i can tell lots of details of someones life as well. i guess you're just scared that something like this is possible. i deal with people like you all the time, thats oooooold news to me. :p and i usually get those reactions because people are simply not ready for something like this. blablabla

@tracky
same answer for you
il capisci è il pezzo meglio!!
sono sostenitrice di una campagna per adottare l'italiano come seconda lingua in questo posto.. :p

[Mcmac]

fuck off speak english

[Nadia]

il capisci è il pezzo meglio!!
sono sostenitrice di una campagna per adottare l'italiano come seconda lingua in questo posto.. :p

:D :D :D (y)

[Mcmac]

your a slut your mother told me

[Bob]

so if i were to give you a description and a picture of my dog, would you be able to communicate with him? or does it not work over the internet

[Mcmac]

your a slut too

[Nadia]

fuck off speak english

learn italian

anyway.... laura wrote that she sustains a campain to adopt the english language on this boards and that "capisci" (wich means "understand", you americans always write "capisce", wich is, in most situations wrong) was the best part of it all.

[Nadia]

your a slut your mother told me

sophisticated answer, so you're a grown up

[Nadia]

so if i were to give you a description and a picture of my dog, would you be able to communicate with him? or does it not work over the internet

distance is not a problem. but there are a lot of animal communicators in the states, too. i would have to translate it all in english, and im not so good at that. if you are really intrested, try to contact penelope smith or amelia kinkade.

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Holy shit Bob....your dog speaks italian?

[laurie_hammy]

your a slut your mother told me

why say that ? Mum pay outs are so fuckin stupid. You gotta chill man I see you have been angry lately, whats goin on ?

[Nadia]

Holy shit Bob....your dog speaks italian?

good one! :D
it would take me waaaay to long to explain, and you would'nt believe me anyway.

[Tzar]

this may sound stupid but can you "communicate" to dead pets?

[Nadia]

this may sound stupid but can you "communicate" to dead pets?

yes, it's possible. you don't communicate with the body, you communicate with the soul/spirit. only the body dies, the spirit continues to live. it has to do with reincarnation (did i write it correctly?)

[Tzar]

hmm... i wanna ask my dead cat where he carked it :(
we never found his body.

poor thing had cancer in his nose. (n)

[Mcmac]

why say that ? Mum pay outs are so fuckin stupid. You gotta chill man I see you have been angry lately, whats goin on ?

shut the fuck up im not being seriouse dont take the net so seirouse man

[Tzar]

yes, it's possible. you don't communicate with the body, you communicate with the soul/spirit. only the body dies, the spirit continues to live. it has to do with reincarnation (did i write it correctly?)

yeah you wrote it fine.
you reckon when we die and go to heaven or whatever... we can, like, summon a fancy sports car out of no where and drive it around. do burnouts and shit. that'd be sick! (y)

[BionicEye]

@BioncEye
if your dogs humps everything, you have a totally different problem than your dog beeing gay, belive me. :p


really, what? dirty furniture? he's neutered.

[Echewta]

McMac, cock of the board.

[BionicEye]

McKak

[zippo]

sorry for the insults Nadia, but we are in a public forum after all :(

wow, so this is fucking incredible, this talent you have. Could you describe a recent (or latest) session youve had with one of these animals? like what would you feel coming from them, or the results you got?

the speaking to dead animals, like tzar, also interests me, can we do something with that? like try something?

[Nadia]

i had to communicate with a dog a few months ago. the owner told me that she (the dog) started to panic everytime she heard the sound of a basketball bouncing. so i started to talk to the dog, and after a while i asked her why she was so afraid of bouncing balls. she showed me the picture of a basement, where her former owner used to keep her, her mother and the other puppys. then she showed me her former owner how he took her mother and slammed her against the wall several times. the sound of a ball bouncing reminded her of the sound of her mother slamming against the wall.... :(
when i told the new owner what i saw, she didn't believe me... this was one of the frustrating communications i had to do, and it made me really sad that her owner wasn't willing to do anything to help the dog in such situations where she was confronted with basketballs. (i hope i didn't do any big orthographical mistakes here :o )

what do you want to try? i have to say that i usually don't do this with people i have never talked to before, and usually i do communications with the owner on the phone, so that i can pass the answers in the same moment that i get them.

[Rancid_Beasties]

i had to communicate with a dog a few months ago. the owner told me that she (the dog) started to panic everytime she heard the sound of a basketball bouncing. so i started to talk to the dog, and after a while i asked her why she was so afraid of bouncing balls. she showed me the picture of a basement, where her former owner used to keep her, her mother and the other puppys. then she showed me her former owner how he took her mother and slammed her against the wall several times. the sound of a ball bouncing reminded her of the sound of her mother slamming against the wall.... :(

If thats true then thats really sad :(

what do you want to try? i have to say that i usually don't do this with people i have never talked to before, and usually i do communications with the owner on the phone, so that i can pass the answers in the same moment that i get them.
Heres my dog (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=702129&postcount=273), Wally, male, hes three I think...

GO!!! :D

[Mcmac]

do my dog

[Nadia]

If thats true then thats really sad :(


Heres my dog (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=702129&postcount=273), Wally, male, hes three I think...

GO!!! :D

i think u guys missunderstood me. i'm not here to look for work to do (and i didn't start this thread, either), i'm just a beastie boys fan like u all are. but if you really, really, really want me to speak with your dog, then i want to get paid for it. ;) i had to learn that a lot of people think "what doesn't cost a thing is worthless". i'm not working for free anymore. so...
what am i supposed to ask him anyway? normally i have a list of things/questions to talk with the animal.

[Mcmac]

see your nothing but a scam...

[Rancid_Beasties]

i think u guys missunderstood me. i'm not here to look for work to do (and i didn't start this thread, either), i'm just a beastie boys fan like u all are. but if you really, really, really want me to speak with your dog, then i want to get paid for it. ;) i had to learn that a lot of people think "what doesn't cost a thing is worthless". i'm not working for free anymore. so...
what am i supposed to ask him anyway? normally i have a list of things/questions to talk with the animal.
Fine, whatever. I just thought you might wanna chat with my dog. But you know, if you think you are too good for him because hes not a purebreed or something, thats ok :(

[Mcmac]

McMac, cock of the board.

Echewta, pussy of the board

[Nadia]

Fine, whatever. I just thought you might wanna chat with my dog. But you know, if you think you are too good for him because hes not a purebreed or something, thats ok :(

i didn't say that i think i'm too good for him. and i love all dogs, no matter if they are purebreeds or not. really! alright then, send me a pm, ok? there are a few more details i need to know (your questions to the dog etc.). and a better picture (if possible) would be cool too.

[Nadia]

this doesn't mean that everyone who has a pet should send me a pm...

[BionicEye]

get to communicating!

[Yeti]

I have not been around for awhile but the BionicEye is a welcome sight.

Speaking of eyes. I saw the Olsen twins on VH1 the other day. They showed a still photo of them leaning on each other. I guess they were so weak from food deprivation they have to prop one another up for photographs. I thought that they looked like aliens. My guess is that their eyeballs make up most of their body weight.

My guess is that Ashley's eyeballs weigh 28 pounds.

[cookiepuss]

you guys are sad. I understand my dog just fine. maybe it has something to with pretending to be a dog for most of my childhood, but I get them. I understand that sometimes he pees in house, not because he's not house trained or doesn't have bladder control but becasue he's bored and upset that we left him home alone. duh.

Also, you can all learn to understand you dog better if you take the time to learn about thier doggy body language. alll dogs use the same body language to communicate.

So anyway, I think youshold leave this Nadia person alone. She has her way of communicating with animals, which is obviously different from yours. and maybe you don't understand it or think it's real but so what? who cares? She's not here to be the board pet psychic.

end rant here.

[Nadia]

She's not here to be the board pet psychic.

thank you! :)

[Rancid_Beasties]

Fine, I was just kidding around :(

[zippo]

So anyway, I think youshold leave this Nadia person alone. She has her way of communicating with animals, which is obviously different from yours. and maybe you don't understand it or think it's real but so what? who cares? She's not here to be the board pet psychic.

i take it you dont like conversation much.
actually...now that i think about it, i dont think this post was referring to me.

[zippo]

i had to communicate with a dog a few months ago. the owner told me that she (the dog) started to panic everytime she heard the sound of a basketball bouncing. so i started to talk to the dog, and after a while i asked her why she was so afraid of bouncing balls. she showed me the picture of a basement, where her former owner used to keep her, her mother and the other puppys. then she showed me her former owner how he took her mother and slammed her against the wall several times. the sound of a ball bouncing reminded her of the sound of her mother slamming against the wall.... :(
when i told the new owner what i saw, she didn't believe me... this was one of the frustrating communications i had to do, and it made me really sad that her owner wasn't willing to do anything to help the dog in such situations where she was confronted with basketballs. (i hope i didn't do any big orthographical mistakes here :o )

what do you want to try? i have to say that i usually don't do this with people i have never talked to before, and usually i do communications with the owner on the phone, so that i can pass the answers in the same moment that i get them.

wow dude. that sounds insanely interesting, congratulations on your talent. i wasnt aware there were peopel that could communicate with animals like that. is there any danger that could exist with you communicating with them like this? like how there is with people who communicate with souls, the whole possibility of having them cause damage in real life, stuff like that? well i guess that would only be in the case of communicatig with dead dogs.

are you happy with this talent or do you wish you wouldnt have it because of any reason?

about doing a session with you, i wont bother you about it, i didnt know you recieved money for it and thought of it more as an experience for both you and the person you did it with. and so you also have to talk on the phone and with people you know? interesting! anyways, thanks for explaining.

by the way 1 :im assuming youre comfortable with answering my questions, if not just let me know. by the way 2: i made a thread and didnt send you a pm cuz i was sure other people were gonna be interested in participating.

[Nadia]

wow dude. that sounds insanely interesting, congratulations on your talent. i wasnt aware there were peopel that could communicate with animals like that. is there any danger that could exist with you communicating with them like this? like how there is with people who communicate with souls, the whole possibility of having them cause damage in real life, stuff like that? well i guess that would only be in the case of communicatig with dead dogs.

are you happy with this talent or do you wish you wouldnt have it because of any reason?

about doing a session with you, i wont bother you about it, i didnt know you recieved money for it and thought of it more as an experience for both you and the person you did it with. and so you also have to talk on the phone and with people you know? interesting! anyways, thanks for explaining.

by the way 1 :im assuming youre comfortable with answering my questions, if not just let me know. by the way 2: i made a thread and didnt send you a pm cuz i was sure other people were gonna be interested in participating.

danger... yes and no. if i'd do it with people, theres the danger that they'd pass me their depressions, dark feelings and so on. and you get to see how the person really is, not just how he/she pretends to be... so, you do the math here. but i still talk to babys (after asking the parents, of course). babys still know about their past lives, thats really interesting.
animals don't have the type of dark feelings that a human beeing has. and they will never pass something bad to me, au contraire.

with "people i know" i meant people i spoke on the phone before. usually i talk to animals owned by complete strangers, but i want to have a little connection at least. so i talk to them on the phone first, and then do the communication (still on the phone). transmitting feelings over email is not my thing.

am i happy with this gift? yes and no again. as a child, it wasn't easy, but now i can deal with it. :) i'm ok with answering questions, but if i start to give away communications for free, everyone is going to want to have one. i experienced that before.... i didn't want to seem rude or something.

i have to go to the vet now. it's almost 9 a.m. here in switzerland, and i'm already late...

EDIT: of course you can ask me questions. you just don't have to fear the answer... :D ;) and yes, being an animal communicator is what i do for living. but i still don't charge any money for shelters etc. i used to work in an office before, but it wasn't satisfying for me. i always knew that i would never be happy working from 07.30 a.m. to 5 p.m. for the rest of my life...