Whats in a name?

[Yeti]

I was in the ladies department of the West Palm Beach mall this morning to purchase my wife a 5th year anniversary gift (the traditional 5th year gift is wood). I was walking past the cosmetics counter when I heard a little girl saying----thats my name, thats my name, thats my name, thats my name. I glanced over and the little girl was circling the counter.
Then I heard a woman from some far reaches of the department store yell--Clinique get over here!!
I thought I would share the most absurdly funny part of my day so far......

P.S.-I bought my wife a jewlery box with a Tiffanys bracelet tucked away inside.

[JBernas]

Nice gift (y)

To name your kid something like that is very tacky in my opinion. Those types of people are trying to be unique and different and just wind up coming off as trashy (n) Poor girl

[jabumbo]

most names like that are pretty terrible

i mean, its good to be different sometimes, but something like that is just stupid.


i think we should have a revolution and start using names that were popular back in the 1930's agian

[cookiepuss]

i think we should have a revolution and start using names that were popular back in the 1930's agian

oh like, "betty", "maybel", "myrtle", "fran" or "george", "butch", "floyd"?

yeah those are great. bleck.

[Yeti]

i think we should have a revolution and start using names that were popular back in the 1930's again

What? Like Archibald or Orville?

[TurdBerglar]

you sould just stick to the basics like sally and joe. you're kid will have less of a chance of getting it's ass kicked

[cookiepuss]

ah turd, so far, every sally I've ever met has needed a good ass-whopin.

sally. that bitch. :mad:

[jabumbo]

oh like, "betty", "maybel", "myrtle", "fran" or "george", "butch", "floyd"?

yeah those are great. bleck.


not only are those names great, but back then people had awesome nicknames

i mean, i know osme people with solid nicknames, but not everyone used them and such

we need more guys named "red" and thinkgs like that

[TurdBerglar]

ah turd, so far, every sally I've ever met has needed a good ass-whopin.

sally. that bitch. :mad:


i actually have never met a sally

[Audielicious]

Aww, Yeti! How I've missed you. And what a sweet gift for your pretty wife. :)

Who the fuck names their kid Clinique, though? I use the makeup but I'd never name my kid that. Though I did know a girl named Chanel.

[wanton wench]

we need more guys named "red" and things like that
my grandpa was named red!
i fixed you thinkgs! hope you dont mind

[Rock]

What about the "Espen" phenomenon?

[Yeti]

I also read in the newspaper that the list for most popular names came out today.

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/

[Audielicious]

I also read in the newspaper that the list for most popular names came out today.

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/
I never understood why there were lists like that and why people actually use those as a reference to name their future child. :confused: I think that when you're naming a baby...that kid should have a name that's unique, that fits them. A name that has meaning.

[jabumbo]

I also read in the newspaper that the list for most popular names came out today.

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/


im suprised jennifer isnt on the top list


the female names change more i bet, because michael, matthew, william, and joseph are pretty standard. you would think robert would be up there as well

[TurdBerglar]

my grandmothers have old names(lorretta and tilda)


everyone esle in my family has pretty ordinary name though

grandfathers-ed and bill
mother-michele
father-michael
brother-ryan
cousins-paulette, marcelle, david, karly, jaime, todd, derek, jeremy.

[Yeti]

Aww, Yeti! How I've missed you. And what a sweet gift for your pretty wife. :)

Who the fuck names their kid Clinique, though? I use the makeup but I'd never name my kid that. Though I did know a girl named Chanel.

Hello, Audielicious. Are you still living in Sactown? My Miami Heat now have Jason "White Chocolate" Williams.

OK, since I brought this subject up......

The University of Virginia has a 5th year senior playing hoops and his name is Majestic Mapp. His brother plays High School ball in the Bronx, Ny. His name is Scientific Mapp.
I would like to meet those kids parents and shake their hands.

[Audielicious]

Hello, Audielicious. Are you still living in Sactown? My Miami Heat now have Jason "White Chocolate" Williams.

OK, since I brought this subject up......

The University of Virginia has a 5th year senior playing hoops and his name is Majestic Mapp. His brother plays High Shcool ball in the Bronx, Ny. His name is Scientific Mapp.
I would like to meet those kids parents and shake their hands.
Hah. That's awesome. And unfortunately...I'm still here in Sacramento County. I get vacation time in December, so I'm either goin' to SoCal or Vegas. I love Jason Williams. :o I posted his high school picture on here in Turd's thread somewhere. Nothin' like a little white boy point guard with ADHD to get this girl to watch NBA basketball religiously.

Oh, and my friend that made my Sockmonkey is now reconnected with me through myspace.com! SOCKMONKEYS!!!

[Yeti]

my grandmothers have old names(lorretta and tilda)


everyone esle in my family has pretty ordinary name though

grandfathers-ed and bill
mother-michele
father-michael
brother-ryan
cousins-paulette, marcelle, david, karly, jaime, todd, derek, jeremy.

Is your cousin Marcelle an adopted mime?

[TurdBerglar]

no it's the retarded one that got hit by a dumptruck

[JBernas]

Who the fuck names their kid Clinique, though? I use the makeup but I'd never name my kid that. Though I did know a girl named Chanel.

It's like people who name their kids after liquor...I used to work for social services and I saw all kinds of retarded names....Tequila, Chardonnay, Chablis (three sisters)....never did see one named Manichewitz though :D

[Yeti]

no it's the retarded one that got hit by a dumptruck


Ha! Turd, 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
You are the tops.

[CiaoBellaXO]

I went to HS with a Mabeline

[cookiepuss]

It's like people who name their kids after liquor...I used to work for social services and I saw all kinds of retarded names....Tequila, Chardonnay, Chablis (three sisters)....never did see one named Manichewitz though :D

musta been what the parents were drunk on at the time of conception. the oldest one was tequila, right? and they said "shit, from now on we drink wine!" but that didn't work either. :o

[jabumbo]

I went to HS with a Mabeline


i love the chuck berry song "maybelline"


she sounds like such a hot one that its unbelievable

[Yeti]

i love the chuck berry song "maybelline"


she sounds like such a hot one that its unbelievable

I know she drove a Coup DeVille and she couldn't be true. She sounds like a slut to me but she is probably worth a poke.

[TAL]

There's 6 letters in my name. 21 if you count middle and last name too.

[boys_beastie]

sally flashes herself to young children. plain names are ko, but id like a less common but not weird name. like oliver or something.

[Bob]

every kid should just be named "pat"

case closed

[cookiepuss]

I was just thinking....I hada friend in highschool with an unusual name.

her name was Veleda. but most people thought her name was Velvetta.