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Micodin
09-23-2005, 07:01 AM
So, the douche bags on Pitchforkmedia.com makes assholes of themselves once again (and I know you snobby fucks are going to read this post).

Check out what they say about Solid Gold Hits.

Beastie Boys Compile Greatest Hits CD/DVD

Kavitha Chekuru reports:
Listen up ya'll: Mike D, MCA, and Adrock are no longer boys, they are now men. (And middle-aged ones at that.) On November 8, The Beastie Boys will celebrate their twenty-fourth (!) anniversary with their first-ever greatest hits disc, Solid Gold Hits, on Capitol Records. (No, 1999's The Sound of Silence doesn't count. It was a collection of singles, mixes, and rarities.) The comp will be available on compact disc, or limited-edition DVD/CD, as is all the rage these days.

The tracklist for the 15-song album hasn't been officially announced yet, but someone claiming to be Adam Yauch posted the following rundown on the Beastie Boys' official website messageboard:

01 So What Cha Want
02 Brass Monkey
03 Ch-Check It Out
04 No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn
05 Hey Ladies
06 Pass the Mic
07 An Open Letter to NYC
08 Root Down
09 Shake Your Rump
10 Intergalactic
11 Sure Shot
12 Body Movin' (Fatboy Slim remix)
13 Triple Trouble
14 Sabotage
15 Fight for Your Right

Feel free to take that with a grain of salt, though. It could be made up by somebody's grandma in North Dakota.


So, yeah. I guess its impossible that it was Yauch on the board the other night. Morons.

But, its just not that pissed me off. Some ass-clown by the name of Tom Breihan reviewed the RUN-DMC reissues and shitted all over them. I'll give you some quotes.

More importantly, the group spent the twilight of its career making embarrassing career move after embarrassing career move: performing at the VMAs with Kid Rock, endorsing Virgin Cola, releasing the god-awful 2001 failed-comeback album Crown Royal (featuring collaborations with douchebags like Fred Durst and the guy from Third Eye Blind), and performing at every college in the country again and again and again even though DMC's voice was clearly gone and Run had to help him with all his lines.

Now that the group's first four albums are being reissued, it makes sense to ask whether they're worth buying, especially since multiple hits collections have already compiled their essential singles. The simple answer is no.

The album, however, has a ton of filler: the goofy human-beatbox jam "Hit It Run", the ridiculously tossed-off dis "Dumb Girl", the utterly blatant Slick Rick bite "Perfection". And "Walk This Way". "Walk This Way" totally fucking sucks, a weak and half-baked novelty-rap jam which got them (and Aerosmith) all over MTV but which sounds no better for having anticipated the commercial possibilities of rap-rock.

By the late 90s, much of the music was flashier and glossier than it ever had been in the Sugar Hill era, and any changes that Run-DMC made were changed themselves to the point of being unrecognizable. And so what we have now are four historical documents, each with at least a handful of thrilling moments. And most of those thrilling moments are on Together Forever or other singles compilations, so unless you're a historian or a rich person, save your money.


It just shows that Pitchfork doesnt repect the roots of hip-hop and feels the need to make them look cooler by dissing one of the best American groups and records of all time 'Raising Hell'. They totally embarrased themselves today and I know the hardcore golden age hip-hop fans on this board will take notice.

I guess the trend nowadays is to be rich, wear girls pants, and diss the Beastie Boys and RUN-DMC. I truely believe the world is going to hell.

midzi
09-23-2005, 07:16 AM
from http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=5085

The Brooklyn hip-hop pranksters announced they'll celebrate their 24th year (their totally random milestone, not ours) with the Solid Gold Hits collection. The 15-track album, predictably, ignores the band's really, really poor hardcore songs collected on Some Old Bullshit (which, incidentally were neither gold nor hits) to focus on the trio's hip-hop successes.

another nice preview...

Kid Presentable
09-23-2005, 07:23 AM
Who are Pitchfork? :confused:

BS2600
09-23-2005, 07:11 PM
Yeah, the Pitchfork guys can be dicks, but I don't really see them being dicks to the Beastie Boys there. The RUN DMC thing, sure, but not the Boys. Read the 5 Burroughs review. It's not them being dicks to the Boys, just being crazy. And I never woulda know about the comp if it wasn't for the 'Fork, so, eh, grain of salt.

Micodin
09-23-2005, 10:40 PM
well, maybe you should check the board more often because we've been talking about it all week and the "fork" just announced it today.

just sayin'.

sethomas
09-24-2005, 10:21 AM
well, maybe you should check the board more often because we've been talking about it all week and the "fork" just announced it today.

just sayin'.



the people at pitchfork have better things to do, other than paint their apartment and check the mesg., board all day.....like do cocaine, go to free shows, listen to free records, and bang herion chic sluts.

BS2600
09-24-2005, 10:30 AM
Wow, you have a really weird image of the guys at Pitchfork. That's all they do is check mesasge boards. You know, ILM and ILX? Isn't that like their news source? And cocaine? "Heroin chic sluts?" What?

dave790
09-24-2005, 10:46 AM
For the record no one was claiming to be Yauch, we all know and he know's, fools!

Micodin
09-24-2005, 09:22 PM
the people at pitchfork have better things to do, other than paint their apartment and check the mesg., board all day.....like do cocaine, go to free shows, listen to free records, and bang herion chic sluts.


you have the pitchfork staff confused with the coaching staff of maine high school football teams.

ps. painting is almost done. hanging curtains next.

MrPerfect
09-24-2005, 11:43 PM
Who the fuck cares what some douche bags at Pitchfork have got to say. The only thing that matters is Beastie Boys FANS are going to be the ones buying this CD/DVD. Who cares what people think. Not everybody is going to like the CD/DVD, and people are going to make fun of the Beastie Boys because they are what, 38, 39, and 41? or did Mike D already turn 40?

So who gives a shit how old they are. Nobody talks bad about Green Day and they suck shit. Yet everybody praise's them and how good their music is, when IMO I think it's shit.

So opinion's are like asshole's... everybody's got one. The only thing that matters is the Beastie Boys are having fun, and enjoying what they are doing.

They've got millions and millions of fans, so I'm sure a few dick heads on the internet aren't going to bother the Boys any.

Plus it's getting old hearing people say "They aren't boys anymore" yeah well no shit. I highley doubt when they were in their 20's drinking away all the time, that they really thought they would be this popular and still making music in their 40's. It's just a name, so shut the fuck up and deal with it.

The Beastie's know that they have fans... sure they've lost some over their 6 year absense, but they've still got their TRUE fans and IMO, that's all that matters and that's all that should matter to them.

I dunno if this CD/DVD will sell 1 million copy's like TT5B did, as this isn't an actual new record, but trust me... there's one coming.

2006 will be the year of the Beastie Boys. I can guarantee, the Boys dont need the fame or anything, but if they made a record with either their instruments or did songs like Sabatoge, So Whatcha Want, etc, they would sell a few million copy's. The only reason alot of people lost interest in them is because they are Anti-Bush and there is alot of Pro-Bush people, so you will get into a big political war with those people, and it's a no win situtation. So people were like "What, the Beastie Boys are political? who wants to hear that shit!" so I'm sure that's why they lost some fans.

All they've gotta do is just make a few songs like they did years ago, and not be so political, and they would sky rocket through the roof's again.

I really don't care if they go politcal or not, as I really enjoyed TT5B, so another politcal record wouldn't bother me.

I think they should just hold off the politcal record until 2008 when Curious George is out of office.

2006 is the year of the Beastie Boys, because I guarantee they will come out with another record in 06' and it will be HUGE! guaranteed!

Kid Presentable
09-25-2005, 02:45 AM
^what the fuck does Curt Hennig know that we don't? :confused:

Micodin
09-25-2005, 01:22 PM
Who the fuck cares what some douche bags at Pitchfork have got to say.


I do. That's why I started the thread. Jeeze. Curt Henning needs to chill before he gets put in a Perfect Plex.

MrPerfect
09-25-2005, 02:16 PM
LOL, you guys crack me up.

I'm not on here to start a war or anything. Just when I hear people talk down on the Beastie Boys it really piss's me off. They talk down on them because they are in their 40's, because they are politcal. That's the only reason people get on them, is because of their age and because they are anti-Bush, and it just really bothers me reading everysingle article about the Beastie's and reading "They are in their 40's now. Why would they still be doing this. They are old!" blah blah blah. It just really bothers me.

So I just had to get my $0.02 cents in.

BTW - it's a shame that Curt Hennig died. His Perfect Plex was priceless, lol.

Bobtwi
09-26-2005, 03:26 PM
Since when did they pass the law that at fortyish you had to stop making music.Did the Stones or Aeurosmith get the memo?Fuck the haters.

instigator7022
09-27-2005, 09:21 AM
Since when did they pass the law that at fortyish you had to stop making music.Did the Stones or Aeurosmith get the memo?Fuck the haters.

b/c most the world thinks that money should only go to the "young, new hot" groups like "simple plan" or another of those bullshit fake music groups rather than the actually good and talented tried and true older groups such as the beastie boys. also i guess b/c the beasite boys are doing rap music it's different or something? rock n roll guys can be old while rappers cannot?