Qdrop
09-23-2005, 09:17 AM
I can't believe i'm dreaming about you fuckers....
but here it is:
(the "phrase that pays" here is: "for some reason")
So at one point in my dreams...i find myself going back to college. me and bunch of other new attendees were lining up in groups outside, to be ushered to our new dorms.
as our group is walking through the campus, through a courtyard, i hear 2 girls giggling behind me...i look behind me, and it's cosmo...and some other giggly girl.
for some reason, i'm carrying 2 jars of peanut butter, one in each hand.
it's very windy out...so, for some reason, i decide to walk backward (with my back to the wind)...
so i'm looking at cosmo...her hair is longer, and i'm not too sure if it's her....and i don't recognize the girl next to her (who keeps giggling).
they don't recognize me at all....i'm wearing my glasses for some reason.
so we're walking...and i'm swinging my arms crazily as i walk for some reason...suddenly my hand slips on one of the jars of peanut butter....and it hits cosmo!
i was embarrassed...but it induced convesation between us....
she was like "did you just throw that at me".
"it was an accident...sorry."
the girl next to her is giggling and whispering to her.
so we chat (i'm still not sure if it's cosmo)....and we come to a very steep grass hill...that the whole group has to climb up to get to our dorm building.
so i use my free hand (i'm still carrying one of the jars of peanut butter) to climb.
cosmo says "so how would you have climbed if you still had that other jar of peanut butter?"
"i guess i'd be using my teeth."
they giggle like little girls.
"that really wasn't that funny..."
so we get to the top of the hill....and the other girl goes "ok cosmo, i'll catch you later..."
i go "wait....did you just call her cosmo?"
i realize it IS comso.
i look at her.."do you know who i am?"
cosmo looks at me blankly.
"i'm Qdrop...on BBMB."
cosmo goes pale.
"you....you're....uh...."
i'm like "yeah....do you, like hate me?...i mean.."
"no...no" cosmo says. "it's just internet...."
"but your glasses...i didn't recognize you....your glasses look so....british."
so we like awkwardly hug for some reason.
then the girl next to her looks at me and giggles (i swear i am not making this up) "hi, my nickname is queenie....but you probably know me as Echewta."
"wait...YOU'RE echewta?...a chick?"
she giggles uncontrollably.
we have an even more awkward hug.
so cosmo is like "hey, you need to come meet Steger....he's already in our dorm".
"yeah...okay"
so we go up to the second floor of the building and she opens her dorm door.
and steger is sitting on a bean bag watching TV.
cosmo goes "hey....look! i found Qdrop!"
and steger looks for like one second "eh...yeah..." and ignores me....
then i wake up.
dude, will you people stay the fuck out of my dreams.....
but here it is:
(the "phrase that pays" here is: "for some reason")
So at one point in my dreams...i find myself going back to college. me and bunch of other new attendees were lining up in groups outside, to be ushered to our new dorms.
as our group is walking through the campus, through a courtyard, i hear 2 girls giggling behind me...i look behind me, and it's cosmo...and some other giggly girl.
for some reason, i'm carrying 2 jars of peanut butter, one in each hand.
it's very windy out...so, for some reason, i decide to walk backward (with my back to the wind)...
so i'm looking at cosmo...her hair is longer, and i'm not too sure if it's her....and i don't recognize the girl next to her (who keeps giggling).
they don't recognize me at all....i'm wearing my glasses for some reason.
so we're walking...and i'm swinging my arms crazily as i walk for some reason...suddenly my hand slips on one of the jars of peanut butter....and it hits cosmo!
i was embarrassed...but it induced convesation between us....
she was like "did you just throw that at me".
"it was an accident...sorry."
the girl next to her is giggling and whispering to her.
so we chat (i'm still not sure if it's cosmo)....and we come to a very steep grass hill...that the whole group has to climb up to get to our dorm building.
so i use my free hand (i'm still carrying one of the jars of peanut butter) to climb.
cosmo says "so how would you have climbed if you still had that other jar of peanut butter?"
"i guess i'd be using my teeth."
they giggle like little girls.
"that really wasn't that funny..."
so we get to the top of the hill....and the other girl goes "ok cosmo, i'll catch you later..."
i go "wait....did you just call her cosmo?"
i realize it IS comso.
i look at her.."do you know who i am?"
cosmo looks at me blankly.
"i'm Qdrop...on BBMB."
cosmo goes pale.
"you....you're....uh...."
i'm like "yeah....do you, like hate me?...i mean.."
"no...no" cosmo says. "it's just internet...."
"but your glasses...i didn't recognize you....your glasses look so....british."
so we like awkwardly hug for some reason.
then the girl next to her looks at me and giggles (i swear i am not making this up) "hi, my nickname is queenie....but you probably know me as Echewta."
"wait...YOU'RE echewta?...a chick?"
she giggles uncontrollably.
we have an even more awkward hug.
so cosmo is like "hey, you need to come meet Steger....he's already in our dorm".
"yeah...okay"
so we go up to the second floor of the building and she opens her dorm door.
and steger is sitting on a bean bag watching TV.
cosmo goes "hey....look! i found Qdrop!"
and steger looks for like one second "eh...yeah..." and ignores me....
then i wake up.
dude, will you people stay the fuck out of my dreams.....