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ScarySquirrel
09-23-2005, 12:07 PM
Normally, this wouldn't be that big of a deal. But, this time is somewhat of an exception.

You see, the dude's sitting in the living room upstairs. I'm downstairs in my room...

Is it really that much trouble just to come down here and talk to me? I'm not answering that stuff, dude.
TurdBerglar
09-23-2005, 12:08 PM
can't he just yell?
mickill
09-23-2005, 12:12 PM
I couldn't help being drawn to this thread due to its engrossing title.

Anyway, your roommate mighta gotten stabbed/shot/hit by a car. Maybe that's why he can't yell or come down the stairs.
TurdBerglar
09-23-2005, 12:13 PM
i've always wanted to get hit by a car while still being in my house
abcdefz
09-23-2005, 12:15 PM
...especially if Leslie Neilsen is driving. (y)
TurdBerglar
09-23-2005, 12:16 PM
dude i don't think im old enough to understand that fully
mickill
09-23-2005, 12:18 PM
i've always wanted to get hit by a car while still being in my house

It happens. I've seen it with my own two.

Eyes.
abcdefz
09-23-2005, 12:18 PM
dude i don't think im old enough to understand that fully




It's a matter of cultural awareness, not age.

I might've spelled his name wrong, but Leslie Neilsen is an actor you've probably seen in a million things. Especially the Naked Gun Police Squad movies.
TurdBerglar
09-23-2005, 12:19 PM
yes i know who leslie nielson is
abcdefz
09-23-2005, 12:22 PM
yes i know who leslie nielson is



...then the appropriate response is somewhere between a patient, lazy smirk and one snort of genuine amusement.
jabumbo
09-23-2005, 12:22 PM
i got a text message last night that said "no call tonight...not wasted"

it was mildly amusing and dissapointing all at the same time
TurdBerglar
09-23-2005, 12:23 PM
...then the appropriate response is somewhere between a patient, lazy smirk and one snort of genuine amusement.


what ever you say, pops
kll
09-23-2005, 12:59 PM
and the Italian jokes went over well with the Italian boy... he liked the gold necklace one better though.
Echewta
09-23-2005, 01:46 PM
Did he just call to say how much he cares?
kll
09-23-2005, 01:47 PM
no. he was complaining about the hairiness of the italians...
CrankItUp!
09-23-2005, 01:50 PM
yes i know who leslie nielson is
Is she hot ?
Bob
09-23-2005, 01:56 PM
Is she hot ?

are you serious

is he serious

he can't be serious
abcdefz
09-23-2005, 02:21 PM
Nice.

And you also ran into George Elliot in the men's room, right?
hpdrifter
09-23-2005, 02:29 PM
This thread cracks me up. You know what else cracks me up? Big McLargeHuge. Why oh why did you change that, cosmo. Sometimes I'd be driving home from work and I'd think of that and just chuckle to myself.

Ha. Big McLargehuge. That's some funny shit.
cosmo105
09-24-2005, 01:59 PM
it's from a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode - Space Mutiny. I highly recommend it.


p.s. i'll change it back just for you.
Bob
09-24-2005, 02:36 PM
it's from a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode - Space Mutiny. I highly recommend it.


p.s. i'll change it back just for you.

thick mcrunfast!
bolt vanderhuge!
cosmo105
09-24-2005, 10:03 PM
SLAB ROCKMEAT!
QueenAdrock
09-24-2005, 11:41 PM
I call my house all the time from my cell phone. I feel that yelling to my mom from the top of the stairs what I want for lunch is much more rude than placing an order over the phone.

Living at home = all the free sammiches you can eat :cool:
Medellia
09-24-2005, 11:49 PM
Anyway, your roommate mighta gotten stabbed/shot/hit by a car. Maybe that's why he can't yell or come down the stairs.
But he could dial a phone? :confused:
miss_bhaven
09-25-2005, 06:58 AM
Hahaha wtf that's just lazy!! :confused: