help me i'm nervous

[hpdrifter]

I need to tell my boss today that I am resigning and I am nervous to talk to her about it. God, I wish I could just do it over email. I have been at this place since i was a sophomore in college (7 years) so I've never done this before.

YIKES.

[TurdBerglar]

just flip your boss of and walk out the door. the message should be conveyed

[cookiepuss]

Maybe you could just make and little sign that says: "I quit!"

then if you can't get the words out you can just hold up your sign.

[TAL]

Ask Skye.

[Yeti]

Everybody is quitting. I want to quit.

[hpdrifter]

She's in a meeting right now. Goddamn I just want it to be over.

[Echewta]

Are you opening a studio?

[jabumbo]

bring a cup of hot coffee with you, so if you get into a weird situation, you can use the excuse of "my hand is burning up" to get out of there

[hpdrifter]

Are you opening a studio?

I wish. If I were it would be called "Died in a Fiery Collision"

[mickill]

Fake cry.

Make a face like you're in agony and hold your heart a lot. When people come over to ask you what's wrong, just scream and tell them not to touch you. Then run to the bathroom. Hopefully your boss will follow you in and you'll have some alone time to tell her that you're quitting. Tell me how it goes.

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Go to the bathroom and masturbate. That'll ease the tension.

[Yeti]

Masturbating makes me feel guilt.
I usually do it and think--what the fuck are you doing you perverted bastard!

[hpdrifter]

I masturbated at my desk once.

Oh. My. God. I've never told that to anyone.

[yeahwho]

I wouldn't be so nervous....you should be estatic! Screw 'em, your moving on up and away from that hellhole. Tell them like it's the best thing thats ever happened to you and everybody your associated with.

Don't come right out and say this job sucks.....say something along the lines of, "I really am going to miss this place, but...blah, blah, blah" and try and contain yourself from showing the obvious glee you must be having getting the hell away from that dump.

I'm super happy for you! Go get 'em!!!

[Qdrop]

I masturbated at my desk once.

Oh. My. God. I've never told that to anyone.

well, tell your boss that.

he may just fire you....then you don't have to quit.

[Yeti]

I masturbated at my desk once.

Oh. My. God. I've never told that to anyone.

Are you a caveman?

[Ace42X]

Masturbating makes me feel guilt.
I usually do it and think--what the fuck are you doing you perverted bastard!

Me too. Of course, I think of the terminally ill whilst masturbating.

[mickill]

I masturbated at my desk once.

Oh. My. God. I've never told that to anyone.
It's not too late. You can still edit!

[Monsieur Decuts]

there's a lot of seattle people on this board.

Don't burn any bridges...rule number one of quiting.

nothing to be nervous about.

you must be a girl...i'm not sure how anyman could smack one at his desk

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, I'm a girl.

Thanks for the words of encouragement yeahwho, you crazy yahoo.

I can't edit now, you jerk, you quoted me. Oh well, I let it stand.

I did it once in class too. High School. At my desk.

:o

[Yeti]

you must be a girl...i'm not sure how anyman could smack one at his desk

Ha. Smack one is perfect.
A guy smacking one at his desk would be a total disregard for the other employees trying to concentrate on what they are going to do after work.

[yeahwho]

You know the Lusty Lady will pay you for that hp, but I don't think they have any desks.

[NurfBallJeaneus]

I masturbated at my desk once.

Oh. My. God. I've never told that to anyone.



Could you please explain (in great detail) how this happened?

[hpdrifter]

You know the Lusty Lady will pay you for that hp, but I don't think they have any desks.

*insert offended emoticon here*

I would never work at the lusty lady.

I only do in/outcalls. See my ad in the stranger.

[Monsieur Decuts]

lol

the stranger...

what excellent reading...much better than the weekly

So did you do it yet?

[hpdrifter]

Yup done. I feel so bad! Both my boss and my supervisor were so disappointed. It makes me feel good that they value me so much but I feel so guilty, like I'm abandoning them or something. Its going to be hard, this is really the only job I've ever had.

[Monsieur Decuts]

On to bigger an better things? or are you just going to be one of the people I step over on 4th st on the way to work?

[Lemmy's Liver]

I'm quitting and moving again and it feels brilliant.