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jabumbo
09-23-2005, 03:35 PM
so, she called me last night, not drunk, and i was suprised be that


but she totally has that sexy girl voice and made me want to make out with her while she was driving. i woulda done it, definetly


i also realized that she is a total girly girl and even though she tries to act like a hard ass a lot, its definetly not true



on that note, you want to make out now or later?
DandyFop
09-23-2005, 03:37 PM
Did you come to this conclusion just by hearing my voice that I'm a girly girl or just cause I said let's make out while I'm driving...
jabumbo
09-23-2005, 03:38 PM
i have mind powers
kll
09-23-2005, 03:39 PM
jabumbo just had sex with my mother, so i am not sure if you should make out with him RIGHT now
DandyFop
09-23-2005, 03:40 PM
I'm totally not a girly girl! I'm really nasty dirty gross and I burp.
TAL
09-23-2005, 03:41 PM
She hasn't called me since late April :(
avignon
09-23-2005, 05:12 PM
Yeah well. She's NEVER called me. Goddamn tease. :mad:
ToucanSpam
09-23-2005, 05:15 PM
I want bbmb drunk dials....
TAL
09-23-2005, 05:22 PM
Yeah well. She's NEVER called me. Goddamn tease. :mad:
Go look at the ugly dog and get happy again :)
avignon
09-23-2005, 05:28 PM
That dog is not ugly. He's just Swedish.
TAL
09-23-2005, 05:32 PM
I doubt that. I'm pretty sure the card is made by some big international company who makes cards in all kinds of languages.
b-grrrlie
09-23-2005, 05:37 PM
:( :( :( :( :mad:
*falls asleep sobbing in her pillow*
ToucanSpam
09-23-2005, 05:38 PM
:( :( :( :( :mad:
*falls asleep sobbing in her pillow*
HEY



cool out
King PSYZ
09-23-2005, 05:39 PM
DandyBarbFop = not girly girl
I mean that in the best possible way too.
avignon
09-23-2005, 05:40 PM
I doubt that. I'm pretty sure the card is made by some big international company who makes cards in all kinds of languages.
That has nothing to do with the nationality of the dog! I'm telling you, that is a Swedish dog.
miss soul fire
09-23-2005, 05:40 PM
When are people going to understand that there is no such thing as a ugly dog! :p
avignon
09-23-2005, 05:41 PM
When are people going to understand that there is no such thing as a ugly dog! :p
Exactly! He can't help it if he's Swedish.
TAL
09-23-2005, 05:48 PM
Well, did it make you happy again?
avignon
09-23-2005, 05:50 PM
Well, did it make you happy again?
Of course not! Fuckin Swedes piss me off! :mad:


/joke ;) :D
TAL
09-23-2005, 05:53 PM
DandyBarbFop = not girly girl
I mean that in the best possible way too.
But when did she last call you?
King PSYZ
09-23-2005, 05:57 PM
I don't know, like close to a year I guess now.
jabumbo
09-23-2005, 06:08 PM
DandyBarbFop = not girly girl
I mean that in the best possible way too.


i guess if you've had first hand experience, then i can believe it, but she totally sounds it...

but she totally isnt as tough as she seems
King PSYZ
09-23-2005, 06:20 PM
Unfortunately, no first hand experience...:p
I kid I kid, although let's just say her frontal region is...distracting. (!)
jabumbo
09-23-2005, 06:24 PM
although let's just say her frontal region is...distracting. (!)

i think it was distracting me just thinking about them accidentally bumping the car horn while she was driving
Lindsey_1535
09-23-2005, 06:25 PM
:mad:
jabumbo
09-23-2005, 06:29 PM
:mad:


you wanna make out too?


we can do it in the back seat whie dandy drives us to the movies!
DandyFop
09-23-2005, 06:36 PM
i guess if you've had first hand experience, then i can believe it, but she totally sounds it...

but she totally isnt as tough as she seems

What is this tough reputation I have? Do you think I follow mickill into the bathroom during lunch and shake him down for cigarettes or something?
Tzar
09-23-2005, 06:38 PM
you wanna make out too?


we can do it in the back seat whie dandy drives us to the movies!

i'll video-tape it (y)
King PSYZ
09-23-2005, 06:41 PM
What is this tough reputation I have? Do you think I follow mickill into the bathroom during lunch and shake him down for cigarettes or something?
I'm pretty sure he's making it up as he goes.
jabumbo
09-23-2005, 06:59 PM
I'm pretty sure he's making it up as he goes.


making it up maybe, but i still love that hair of hers
TurdBerglar
09-23-2005, 07:52 PM
when ever dandy IMs me she always talks about sex and wonders what it would be like to fuck me


i think dandy is becomeing the board hoochie
DandyFop
09-23-2005, 08:39 PM
i think dandy is becomeing the board hoochie

it's comeing
Knuckles
09-23-2005, 08:50 PM
when ever dandy IMs me she always talks about sex and wonders what it would be like to fuck me


i think dandy is becomeing the board hoochie
Yeah, she sexually assaulted me in my sleep. :D
jabumbo
09-23-2005, 10:30 PM
i think dandy is becomeing the board hoochie


i'm not complaining
DandyFop
09-24-2005, 01:43 AM
ask moa. I'm a dirty dirty girl
Lindsey_1535
09-24-2005, 01:47 AM
KJHKJHKJHKJHKJHKJH IM IN< YOOOOOOO
cosmo105
09-24-2005, 02:01 PM
^goodness!

i'm still trying to get a court date for the restraining order on Barb.

quit calling me. i don't want to go to couples counseling. you had your chance.
jabumbo
09-25-2005, 12:38 PM
she totally left me toe lamest drunk voicemail last night


i think it would have been more entertaining if i would have answered, but i don't think i can make it up till 4am...
DandyFop
09-26-2005, 12:53 AM
I don't remember that..
Tzar
09-26-2005, 01:02 AM
I don't remember that..
sure you don't.

you left me one too.
jabumbo
09-26-2005, 08:44 AM
I don't remember that..


you said "hey....this is barbara....your lover, remember.................ok thats it, bye"



there was definetly that awkward pause, whihc was probably the best part of the message
afronaut
09-26-2005, 10:39 AM
so i'm like the only person you didn't drunk call, /brabs? what, am i not hot enough for you to drunkenly call? oh, but mr foot fetish is? is that it? fuck you, /brabs. you're dead to me. maybe in time we can be friends again, but it just hurts too much now.




wait a second, jabumbo is dandyfops new internet boyfriend??
jabumbo
09-26-2005, 12:51 PM
wait a second, jabumbo is dandyfops new internet boyfriend??


she's almost as good as your mom
Echewta
09-26-2005, 12:54 PM
she sober calls me.

But nobody ever gets passed the voicemail. Nobody.
ToucanSpam
09-26-2005, 12:55 PM
she sober calls me.

But nobody ever gets passed the voicemail. Nobody.
What about your parents?
Echewta
09-26-2005, 12:58 PM
mommy :( (!)
ToucanSpam
09-26-2005, 01:00 PM
mommy :( (!)
:( ?


or


(!) ?
DIGI
09-26-2005, 01:21 PM
She called me last night while I was playing cards.

her--Randy, hey,it's Barb.
me--Who?
her--Barb.
me--Who?
her--Barb, Barbara.
me--Who? I don't know a Barb.
me--Ohhhhhhhhhh, Barb. What's crackin?

blah,blah,blah.

her--you sound hot. i love your voice.
me--nice, thanks.
her--i want you inside me.
me--word.
jabumbo
09-26-2005, 03:33 PM
She called me last night while I was playing cards.

her--Randy, hey,it's Barb.
me--Who?
her--Barb.
me--Who?
her--Barb, Barbara.
me--Who? I don't know a Barb.
me--Ohhhhhhhhhh, Barb. What's crackin?

blah,blah,blah.

her--you sound hot. i love your voice.
me--nice, thanks.
her--i want you inside me.
me--word.


sounds like we need to bring her into town for a weekend or two...
DIGI
09-26-2005, 03:35 PM
sounds like we need to bring her into town for a weekend or two...


We'll fill her out like an application, bruh. :D
DandyFop
09-26-2005, 04:21 PM
god I am the board hoochie :(
Echewta
09-26-2005, 04:34 PM
Ask cosmo to give you the crown now.
DIGI
09-26-2005, 04:43 PM
god I am the board hoochie :(


Oh, come on now.
ToucanSpam
09-26-2005, 04:48 PM
Do we have an official position for Board Hoochie?
TurdBerglar
09-26-2005, 06:59 PM
god I am the board hoochie :(


just show your tits and get it over with
King PSYZ
09-26-2005, 07:06 PM
Do we have an official position for Board Hoochie?
reverse cowgirl
ToucanSpam
09-26-2005, 07:08 PM
reverse cowgirl
*rimshot*


oh, and a rim shot
jabumbo
09-26-2005, 08:29 PM
god I am the board hoochie :(


its not like its a bad thing...


so lets see those tits
TurdBerglar
09-26-2005, 08:31 PM
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
zorra_chiflada
09-26-2005, 08:58 PM
i think jabumbo is the board hoochie! :mad:
Tzar
09-27-2005, 12:00 AM
her--i want you inside me.
me--word.

pimpin'
:cool:
DandyFop
09-27-2005, 12:44 PM
reverse cowgirl

Bahahaha

awesome
jabumbo
10-06-2005, 03:10 PM
i think she still loves me, even though i have a yeast infection so bad that i can bake my own bread
zorra_chiflada
10-06-2005, 05:42 PM
i think she still loves me, even though i have a yeast infection so bad that i can bake my own bread

i often wish you would stop being a whore, jabumbo
jabumbo
10-06-2005, 08:04 PM
i often wish you would stop being a whore, jabumbo


its just dandy that is my lover you know


i just use you for the vegemite comments :cool:
ToucanSpam
10-06-2005, 08:08 PM
Penguins are doing great eh there Jabumbum?
zorra_chiflada
10-06-2005, 09:04 PM
its just dandy that is my lover you know


i just use you for the vegemite comments :cool:

:mad:
ericlee
10-07-2005, 12:55 AM
Say Dandy.. I'm in the ao. Give me a ring if ya like older men, I'll pick up the reciever and lift my scrotum just so you can hear me scratch my knee.

Ah the life of being an older man..
jabumbo
10-07-2005, 11:14 AM
Penguins are doing great eh there Jabumbum?


this thread isnt about me, buddy
ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 11:45 AM
DandyFop is significantly less interesting
armyofme
10-07-2005, 11:46 AM
Everytime I read this thread name I read it like "billie jean"
DandyFop
10-07-2005, 01:49 PM
DandyFop is significantly less interesting

TS, do you really want to do this? Because, you know, my vagina could kick your ass all on it's own.
ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 02:54 PM
TS, do you really want to do this? Because, you know, my vagina could kick your ass all on it's own.
zzzzzzzzzzz.


I'm sorry, can you post something without mentioning sex, or your grand canyon? Besides, you started it.
DandyFop
10-07-2005, 02:59 PM
Oh my oh my, you're trying so hard it's really quite funny. Go ahead, m'dear.
Count Bismark
10-07-2005, 03:00 PM
You're both twits.


Settle it like gentlemen. Pistols at dawn.