what have done for love?

[71kap]

I know this guy who doesn't get any emotional or physical support/love from his wife. In my book this just isn't right to always give - give - give with nothing in return. Anyway the point is, he is getting her name put on his guitar he just purchased. To me that is CRAZY since she doesn't do for him in anyway. I want to hear from all you guys out there on what CRAZY thing you have done to show your love to that special gal who gives you nothing!

[DipDipDive]

I gave ET gonorrhea and he didn't even ask for anything in return. He's such a sweetheart. <3

[NurfBallJeaneus]

I'm going out for a drink tonight with a chick I met last night.

I'm hoping to give her something afterwards.

[Lemmy's Liver]

I give good blowjobs to the girls I like. (y)

[CrankItUp!]

My love doll "Lucille" will get to be carried outside and hosed off tomorrow. :D

[71kap]

hey lemmy do the girls like your bj's?

[Lemmy's Liver]

yea. very much, apparently.

[CrankItUp!]

I have to blow my girl up. (y)

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Do these women have penis'....don't guys get blow jobs?

[71kap]

well that is a good sign if they like them there is nothing worse that being a girl and getting a bad "bj" through the years i have learned some guys can leave you screaming and some guys you can't wait for them to move on...

[jackrock]

ahaha^^

[71kap]

maybe lemmy just doesn't want to say eating pussy... a "bj" could be politically correct. isn't that how clinton referred to blowing monica and monica on him???

[CrankItUp!]

Do these women have penis'....don't guys get blow jobs?
What I don't understand is why they call em "blow jobs" - imagine a chick actually blowing on your dick instead of sucking. (lb)

[71kap]

a suck job doesn't sound as exciting as a blow job... and then what else could you call it?

[King PSYZ]

yeah
air + urethra = :eek:

[71kap]

we have definately gotten side tracked - isn't amazing how sex and sex things can change the course of a conversation. i still think he is crazy to put her name on his guitar when it has been a looooooong time since he has gotten any from his wife.

[King PSYZ]

If it makes him happy so be it

If nothing else, when he moves on he'll be inspired to play some good blues.

[NurfBallJeaneus]

How about munchin rug, eating pussy, going down.

...what's this about a guitar?

[71kap]

i guess if it makes him happy so be it - but he complains all the time so how can he be happy - i just don't get it and just felt like bitching about it tonight.

[71kap]

he is putting her name on his new guitar - it drives me crazy and i don't know why....

[CrankItUp!]

A guitar has a whammy bar. (y)

[NurfBallJeaneus]

I bet you my whammy bar is bigger than your whammy bar.

[Lemmy's Liver]

I think the sad fuck is almost as sad as tattoing her name on him. loser.

you only give a lady name to your rifle, now, everyone knows that.

THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN

[71kap]

i don't get it - what's a whammy bar?

[CrankItUp!]

You don't play guitar do you ?

[71kap]

no - i probably should since i was married to a singer in a blues band for fifteen years.

[71kap]

he does appear to have a big whammy bar - but i am unable to compare to yours.

[QueenAdrock]

I haven't really done any 'crazy shit' per se for love. The closest is renting a car and going to see Wayne (11 hour drive) for just a weekend. I'm also going sit on a train for 17 hours to see him again. It's not crazy, but it does show I'm pretty whipped. :-/

[Ace42X]

All sorts of crazy shit. But one of the ones I'd admit to would be my ex-missus having my trumpet.

Oh, and I once leant a chick I really cared about a lot of money to help her out of a bad situation she was in. What did I get apart from grief and hassle? Nothing, not heard from her in years, so no prospect of getting my money back.