ok, Tzar just made an arse of himself...

[Tzar]

riding home from work, figure i pick up some booze, bought a 6er of stellas, proceed the journey home riding with one arm.

get into my street and near my house, the blonde across the road is sunbaking out the front in her garden, i have a look, it's all good, forgot how fast i was going and hit the curb..... stacked it like a cunt. first thing i did was lay there and laugh my arse off and raise some \m/ 's (i forgot how weird it feels to stack it and it rocked!!).

then i realised "OH SHIT! THE BEER!".... not one bottle was broken. FUCKING SAFE!!

bike wasn't scarred either. fucking awesome. the chick mighta thought i was a dipstick but oh well... i'm drinking and she aint!

safe...

edit: but i grazed the shite out of my elbow... (y)

[laurie_hammy]

NICE, Iv had some fair bad stacks in my time on a bike. Especially when holding shit likw 2 litres of milk or a skateboard or whatever. Iv hit gutters, gone to far on an endo, slid out, heaps of shit. Its nuts, but funny (y) Especially when ya come out of it not THAT hurt maybe juyst a graze. Ya think "that was awsome" or ya get real angry like "that had to fuckin happen" :mad: but thats mainly only when ya elbows knees or hands have been scraped to the max.

[laurie_hammy]

Also you know how you see on cartoons or movies someone starring at a chick and they walk into a pole. Iv done that except I was walking and tripped over concrete that was a bit higher than the other parts. And the chick was with her friends and laughing. I just didnt look again. Was so embarassed :o

[Tzar]

thing is this blonde is a bit of druggie (from what i hears)... if you want some pills; go to her apparently. when i heard that i was turned off, but when i saw her just then i was like "hot damn!...................*crash* oh fuck AHAHAH!!"

yeah... 2 beers down in less than 15 mins = safe and probably drunkeness in the near future (like...couple of hours time by the rate im going at) (y)

[boys_beastie]

i was racing my friend home on a bike years ago, looked round to laugh at him as i was in front, looked up and BAM! straight into a lamp post. i got up androde off and somehow he didnt see and i still won, but i was really shocked :( i also rode out in front of a car once and i thought nothing happened then i tried to ride off but my tire was right angled :( it was a long time ago and i cried :/

[Tzar]

i remember my mate crashing into my fairly-new-at-the-time bike. the back wheel was absolutely fucked; twisted and warped. this was easily 9 years ago.

and yeah, i cried cause it was a new bike. (n) the bike (after it got fixed), inevitably, got stolen because i left it out on the front lawn. good work, dude.

[TAL]

There should be pictures of injuries in this thread. And maybe one or two of the blonde.

[Tzar]

There should be pictures of injuries in this thread. And maybe one or two of the blonde.
i'll post some pics later. i wish i could get pics of the chick.

[paul jones]

riding home from work, figure i pick up some booze, bought a 6er of stellas, proceed the journey home riding with one arm.

get into my street and near my house, the blonde across the road is sunbaking out the front in her garden, i have a look, it's all good, forgot how fast i was going and hit the curb..... stacked it like a cunt. first thing i did was lay there and laugh my arse off and raise some \m/ 's (i forgot how weird it feels to stack it and it rocked!!).

then i realised "OH SHIT! THE BEER!".... not one bottle was broken. FUCKING SAFE!!

bike wasn't scarred either. fucking awesome. the chick mighta thought i was a dipstick but oh well... i'm drinking and she aint!

safe...

edit: but i grazed the shite out of my elbow... (y)

good work on saving the stella (y)

[Kid Presentable]

Tzar, you're fucked.

[jennyb]

Yesterday I had a big board room type meeting with a bunch of heads about a resort development. SO, I'm driving back to the office and get outta the car and gosh, I felt a breeze where I shouldn't have. YUP, my fly was open. :o (y)

At least your story has a happy ending! Glad to hear the beer survived!

[Tzar]

Tzar, you're fucked.
nah my elbow is. i couldn't sleep properly 'cause of it.

i got mega drunk last night too. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

road rash is something to be proud of

[zorra_chiflada]

i once crashed into someone's front yard and kids laughed at me. i hate kids.

[TurdBerglar]

have you ever gone flying through the air upside down then smack into a tree and the proceed to slide down the tree upside down for a good six feet?

[zorra_chiflada]

have you ever gone flying through the air upside down then smack into a tree and the proceed to slide down the tree upside down for a good six feet?

no, i've never had a big crash.

actually, yeah i did, when i was about 9. that was fucked. i cried.

[miss_bhaven]

Hehehe that's my Matt~! ;)

[Rancid_Beasties]

Hehehe that's my Matt~! ;)
I knew you had to be a friend of tzar's!

[Tzar]

Hehehe that's my Matt~! ;)
shhh it you!

[Tzar]

I knew you had to be a friend of tzar's!
yeah - she follows me around and shit. fucking annoying :p

[Rancid_Beasties]

yeah - she follows me around and shit. fucking annoying :p
I bet :rolleyes:

[Tzar]

I bet :rolleyes:
i was kidding.
she's a very good mate of mine.

[miss_bhaven]

yeah - she follows me around and shit. fucking annoying :p
Hehehe you wish hunni! ;)

[mp-seventythree]

I had a pretty good bike stack a few years back. I was riding off road with a few friends....was barreling down a rather steep slope at around 35mph and my pedal got caught on something. I went over the bars, flew through the air, landed on my shoulder but with my right hand against my chest, then smashed my head on the ground. But as the bike had stopped dead and I was gripping the bars really tight, the momentum and my body weight threw the bike in the air and it landed on me (and as I went over the bars my body weight bent the left side of the bars to an angle of about 40 degrees.

Apparently it looked quite spectacular, I felt okay at the time despite being a bit battered and bruised. I carried on the rest of the ride, which was a bit difficult cos the handlebars were fucked. The next day at work I passed out at my desk, so my boss sent me to the hospital. It turned out I had concussion, two broken ribs, two broken fingers, my wrist was broken in two places (I discovered this a week later as i was riding down some steps and could hear the bones rubbing), and I grazed my shoulder and back so bad it's still scarred now.

Still love to ride though :)

[TurdBerglar]

what do you have for a bike(s) mp?

[mp-seventythree]

Well the one i crashed on wasn't mine, it was a borrowed Claud Butler hardtail....i bought the wreck off the guy after the crash for £50 (it had cost him £600 a few months before that) and rebuilt it, it's now my general communting bike.

My main MB started out as a mid range Diamondback full sus, decent frame but the components were shite. The guy in the store said it would be a decent bike to start with and then i could add decent components when I could afford it.
The frame is the only original part on the bike now, the most recent thing i bought for it was a set of Hope hydraulic disc brakes. It had cable discs before, but I fried them pretty badly when i went biking in Wales.....35 miles mostly downhill will kill most brakes i guess, but towards the end of the trip they wore out completely, and i had to try and stop with my foot.....which is a bit worrying when you're on a 2 foot wide track in the rain with a 1000ft drop one side of you.