I did something stupidish....again

[ToucanSpam]

Okay ladies and gents. It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, and I am faced with another semi difficult choice. Last night, I was supposed to go to see Corpse Bride with like half a dozen people I said I would go with, including a girl. BUT I wanted to wait until my friend returned from his road trip, and I told him I would not go to the movie Friday. Soooooo now I have people mad, including said girl, so how does one make everything right in such a situation?

[TurdBerglar]

kill yourself

[CJM]

it'll blow over. do something for said girl.

[ToucanSpam]

hmmmmmmm


I will.......I feel like I should have gone last night.

[roosta]

kill yourself

kill the girl first, fucking whore.

[Bob]

make new friends, they'll never forgive you so dont bother trying to make it up

[Freebasser]

Start a cult.

[Matt]

Start a cunt.

[mickill]

Join a gym.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm all about pumpin' the guns. :cool:

[roosta]

shoot the guns

into her face

[Kid Presentable]

Get her pregnant.

[Freebasser]

Start a cunt.

Get her pregnant.

[Kid Presentable]

Then kill her family.

[Matt]

jump a rope

[Kid Presentable]

And put your penis in the VCR.

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is a vcr?

[paul jones]

what the fuck is a vcr?

video recorder

[Tzar]

i love this thread; guns, violence, pregnancy, killing families.

sounds like the shit i should be saying..

[ToucanSpam]

No useful adivce of course. :rolleyes:

[zorra_chiflada]

let her calm down first, and then do something nice for her

[Documad]

I find the fact scenario to be confusing.

[ToucanSpam]

to put it into basic terms


Patt>plans with friend

Patt>plans with other friends+girl

Patt decided friend>girl

Patt=bad

[zorra_chiflada]

she'll forgive you.

and if not, there's always other girls. :)

[ToucanSpam]

You are right for once, stupid butt. :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

You are right for once, stupid butt. :mad:

my butt is not stupid. it rules!

[ToucanSpam]

my butt is not stupid. it rules!
the only thign it rules is the expelling of POOH :mad:

[Tzar]

my butt is not stupid. it rules!
*swings hand to slap sue's arse*

*wrist gets snapped out of the air on the way down by prez*

boo!! (n)

[ToucanSpam]

Oh Tzar. SOme day you will find a girl....like that one that made you fall off your bike and injure yourself.

[zorra_chiflada]

*swings hand to slap sue's arse*

*wrist gets snapped out of the air on the way down by prez*

boo!! (n)

joe's a trained security guard, man!
he'll fuck you up! :p

[Tzar]

Oh Tzar. SOme day you will find a girl....like that one that made you fall off your bike and injure yourself.
meh... that was just embarassing. let's forget it ever happened.

[ToucanSpam]

meh... that was just embarassing. let's forget it ever happened.
I'm NEVER going to let that go. :D

[Tzar]

joe's a trained security guard, man!
he'll fuck you up! :p
pfft... PFFT!!


no, no, listen!


PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Tzar]

I'm NEVER going to let that go. :D
i'd post pics of my elbow but i think i lost my digital camera. meh

it was shit anyway.

[ToucanSpam]

i'd post pics of my elbow but i think i lost my digital camera. meh

it was shit anyway.
hey


if it bleeds, its cool


tell some chick you got it from saving a cat from a fire.

[Tzar]

hey


if it bleeds, its cool


tell some chick you got it from saving a cat from a fire.
then i'll say some corny pick-up line like; "whenever your pussy is need of some safe hands; you know where to find me ;)"
oh snapz!!

[ToucanSpam]

then i'll say some corny pick-up line like; "whenever your pussy is need of some safe hands; you know where to find me ;)"
oh snapz!!
thatll get you women.


not nice ones mind you.

[Documad]

Why did Patt make two incompatible promises in the first place?

Why does Patt spell his name with two "ts"?

Why does Patt speak of himself in the third person?

[guerillaGardner]

Tell them all to grow up.

[roosta]

Listen to "Gonna Fly Now" (Theme From Rocky)