CrankItUp!
09-24-2005, 11:57 PM
Good : Your wife is pregnant
Bad : It's triplets
Ugly : You had a vasectomy 5 years ago
Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She want's a divorce
Ugly : She's a lawyer
Good : Your son is finally maturing
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly : So are you
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad : You find several porn tapes hidden there
Ugly : You're in them
Good : Your hubby and you agree , no more kids
Bad : You cant find your birth control pills
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them
Good : Your husband understands fashion
Bad : He's a cross-dresser
Ugly : He looks beter than you do
Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
Bad : She keeps interrupting
Ugly : With corrections
Good : Your son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend
Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients
Way Ugly : She makes more money than you do
Bad : It's triplets
Ugly : You had a vasectomy 5 years ago
Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She want's a divorce
Ugly : She's a lawyer
Good : Your son is finally maturing
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly : So are you
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad : You find several porn tapes hidden there
Ugly : You're in them
Good : Your hubby and you agree , no more kids
Bad : You cant find your birth control pills
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them
Good : Your husband understands fashion
Bad : He's a cross-dresser
Ugly : He looks beter than you do
Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
Bad : She keeps interrupting
Ugly : With corrections
Good : Your son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend
Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients
Way Ugly : She makes more money than you do