another drunken story

[Humiliation]

well this guy at a party i was at set fire to a bin and the police came. yeah bummer. and i'm still drunk as a write this heh. first time in a paddy wagon

[avignon]

So they put you in the drunk tank and let you out before you sobered up?

[laurie_hammy]

My mate saved this chick from falling in the fire at this party on Saturday she was drunk and standing there and just came off balance and he caught her when she was like almost touching the fire.

[Bob]

i saved a girl from stepping on a wine glass with her bare feet, and she never knew about it. i'm a guardian angel i tell you

[Humiliation]

i don't think they knew. I figure talk as less as possible and it is hard to tell you're drunk

[Mcmac]

so the cops put u in there car? and did they call ur parents