Hollywood romance mysteries....

[cookiepuss]

I really don't see what Demi sees in Ashton other than cock. I don't care about the age difference that's fine. I guess I just think of Aston as and unsophisticated idoit and I'm not sure why someone would be attracted to that. but whatever. like it's gonna last. :rolleyes:

and mark my words Angelina is gonna dump Brad on his ass within a year or two. I really don't see what that pair has in common either.

So anyway, why the hell does hollywood even bother with marriage? thier schedules, the nature of thier work, everything pretty muych goes against what marriage stands for. Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn have the right idea, and they've lasted longer than most of tha marriages in hollywood.

So I think if hollywood types are gonna marry they should have a special marriage insitution all thier own. They could work it into thier pre-numps that the first year of marriage isn't even a legal marriage, instead it would be a "trial marriage" and after the first year they would have the option to make thier marriage legal. I mean come on, the average hollyowwod marriage lasts under a year anyway and it seems this would weed out some of these impluse marriages (Hi kenny and Renee'! yep I'm talking about you). Yeah. Hollywood trial marriages, it';s the wave of the future I tell ya!

[enree erzweglle]

Angelina is adopting a Hurricane Baby. A magazine at the checkout said so.

[BionicEye]

i'm moving to n.o. and will insist upon breast feeding.

[Rock]

I wish she would adopt me. and bathe me. with her tongue.

[enree erzweglle]

My son and his friends reckon that her adopted boy is about the unluckiest boy on earth.

[BionicEye]

^^^
why is that?? b/c they can look but can't touch??

[cookiepuss]

Angelina is adopting a Hurricane Baby. A magazine at the checkout said so.

heh. of course she is. she's mother thresea with a major dose of sex appeal.

[enree erzweglle]

^^^
why is that?? b/c they can look but can't touch??
uh huh. no touchy.

[voltanapricot]

Two words: J.Lo Divorce. Soon.

[cookiepuss]

yeah that reminds me, the couple that really needs to divorce is Jess Simpson and Nick Lachey. Man the tabloids have been speculatin' for months now, come on already! DO IT! because once that happens, Jess is gonna go wild become a total whore and follow the same dowward spiral as Britney until she ends up sucking cock on sunset bulevard and then I'll be happy because I won't have to see her dumb ass plastered all over the place until she does VH1's "Where are they now?" :)

[CiaoBellaXO]

the couple from One Tree Hill....married 5 months. Calling it quits.

[cookiepuss]

^sheya! hello? Don't marry someone you work with! pffft! shit.


just like, don't get the name of anyone you've slept with tattooed on yer body.


these are simple rules people. yet hollywood ignores them all.

[kll]

Just think about how the numbers are skewed. A study will state that 75% of marriages end in divorce. Well, Hollywood has definitely fucked up the average. In reality, it's only 55%, but with 5 marriages a piece by the STARS, the average is now fucked.




I just talked out of my ass and it feels so good.

[kll]

^sheya! hello?

these are simple rules people. yet hollywood ignores them all.

umm, they ignore everything. how else can a 17 year old Hillary Duff be in a Club - partying with her 27 year old b/f. Only in Hollywood can there be no statutory rape laws or drinking laws, etc.