things that are funny/things that make you laugh

[zorra_chiflada]

cossack dancing (just thinking about it makes me crack up!)
drunken teenage girls in high heels falling over and cracking their heads open
old ladies falling over
power walking
aerobics

[TurdBerglar]

myself

[cookiepuss]

exploding/imploding birds. Poooof and a ball of feathers floating to the ground. yeah. (y)




I'm talking about cartoon birds of course. if they were real birds that would be mean.

[TurdBerglar]

crackheads

[jackrock]

Elaine Benes dancing


Seinfeld all together

[zorra_chiflada]

crackheads

haha!
crackheads on a bus trying to get a free ride

[TurdBerglar]

is that thread gone?

[zorra_chiflada]

is that thread gone?

i think so :(
that thread made me laugh for days!

we have a lot of crackheads here. there's no crack, but crackhead-like people.

[BionicEye]

socks with sandals

shorts with dark socks

fanny packs

huge sunglasses worn by elderly people that cover eyeglasses

dizzy children trying to walk

ugly chicks that think they're hot

chicks in long pointy shoes that think they look good

dudes with little boy haircuts thinking they look sharp

people who hold a fork like they're gonna stab something

fat people who drink diet soda

skinny people who wear wife-beaters

people on lines waiting to get into boring clubs

teenagers smoking (funny and enfuriating at the same time)

pimped out cars that cost under $25000 new.

spoilers that are more expensive than the car

people who re-use bags only from expensive stores

my own retarded behavior from time to time.

[Lemmy's Liver]

American bitches who can't spell proper English. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

foreigners obsessed with american entertainment

[BeastieLips]

mustaches on people who don't need/deserve mustaches.

[ToucanSpam]

Dave Chapelle
drunken Lindsey
scoring higher than my friends on papers
road trips
cartoons

[zorra_chiflada]

most porn

[ToucanSpam]

most porn
that makes me laugh too.....

[zorra_chiflada]

the internet

[ToucanSpam]

Zorra's huge stupid bum :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

Zorra's huge stupid bum :mad:

the fact that i'm about to kick toucan spam repeatedly

[Kid Presentable]

The idea of a guy robbing a servo, and then trying to make his getaway on an exercycle.

[zorra_chiflada]

bogans
shit things happening to bogans
celebrities
shit things happening to celebrities

[ToucanSpam]

the fact that i'm about to kick toucan spam repeatedly
If you can actually turn around, what with your big fat stupid butt blocking the way!!!!


*runs*

[zorra_chiflada]

If you can actually turn around, what with your big fat stupid butt blocking the way!!!!


*runs*

:(
that hurt

[jabumbo]

when zora uses the mad emoticon

[ToucanSpam]

:(
that hurt
I'm sorry :(


How can I make it up to you?

[zorra_chiflada]

when zora uses the mad emoticon

my name has two r's. :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

I'm sorry :(


How can I make it up to you?

put on a dress and dance around your lounge room.

[jabumbo]

kids who try to look like thugs in pictures, when they are far from actually being a thug

[zorra_chiflada]

nelly
chingy

[ToucanSpam]

put on a dress and dance around your lounge room.
I was already wearing one but sure, I'll dance.

[Kid Presentable]

Getting a gigantic pro-wrsetler fucked up on brews and smoke, watching him tell everybody he loves them, then he starts crying and screaming "I'm not a little boy Dad!". Fuck trying put him to bed, though.

[zorra_chiflada]

I was already wearing one but sure, I'll dance.


film it!

[zorra_chiflada]

perms

[Kid Presentable]

Putting a horse in somebody's bedroom while they sleep.

[ToucanSpam]

kids who try to look like thugs in pictures, when they are far from actually being a thug
You wouldn't buy me a damn hot dog in the Pirates dream. :mad: :mad: :mad:


By the way, Jason Bay hit 5 homers that game.

[zorra_chiflada]

Putting a horse in somebody's bedroom while they sleep.

haha. this house down the road from my parent's- deep in the suburbs - just had a horse standing in their front yard one day. it was surreal

[Kid Presentable]

Standing in a sink, and spraying Cosmo with vinegar while she holds an umbrella.

[BionicEye]

Putting a horse in somebody's bedroom while they sleep.


thats so godfather

[Kid Presentable]

thats so godfather

A live horse, fully functioning digestive system, dummy. :rolleyes:

[ToucanSpam]

film it!
I would but, no.

[BionicEye]

A live horse, fully functioning digestive system, dummy. :rolleyes:


thats so tom green then

[Kid Presentable]

Wearing women's clothing.

[zorra_chiflada]

australia's funniest home videos. :o

[Kid Presentable]

australia's funniest home videos. :o

Jay's dad snorts when he laughs at that shit, and so does she. :D

[enree erzweglle]

Up the street from me is a real estate agency that has a big screen in the window. On it, they show videos of houses that are for sale. You can control with a computer which house is displayed.

On the front of the computer screen tonight was a windows alert inside of a big (like maybe 3' x 2') box that said:

Your system is low on virtual memory.
Windows is increasing the size of your virtual memory paging file.
During this process, memory requests for some applications may be denied.

That made me laugh. I tried to hit the OK button from the outside of the window, but it wouldn't let me.

[zorra_chiflada]

Jay's dad snorts when he laughs at that shit, and so does she. :D

oh, i didn't tell you about the funniest thing ever:

my 80 year old dad calling delta goodrem a "stupid bitch" that "can't sing for shit" when he was watching the grand final. :D

[Kid Presentable]

oh, i didn't tell you about the funniest thing ever:

my 80 year old dad calling delta goodrem a "stupid bitch" that "can't sing for shit" when he was watching the grand final. :D

Tell Mr. Chiflada Esq. that she is a qualified stupid bitch, and in fact cannot sing for any prescribed quantity of faeces.

[zorra_chiflada]

Tell Mr. Chiflada Esq. that she is a qualified stupid bitch, and in fact cannot sing for any prescribed quantity of faeces.


my dad swears so much it makes people uncomfortable. he was in the navy though.

[Kid Presentable]

my dad swears so much it makes people uncomfortable. he was in the navy though.

Sounds like a good cunt.

[zorra_chiflada]

Sounds like a good cunt.

fuckin' oath he bloody well fucking is a good shit. :D

[jabumbo]

people who put arrows in group pictures to identify them

[zorra_chiflada]

people who put arrows in group pictures to identify them

haha.

blondes with really dark tans.

[zippo]

the guys lifting weights and excercizing with weights in the weight rooms in gyms. once this dude was showing us around the gym we were consdiering with a friend, and when we went in that room i couldnt stop laughing, my friend looking at me saying "youre a moron shut up" with her eyes, and the dude sort of confused, and i had to think of people dying and stuff haha

[BionicEye]

the guys lifting weights and excercizing with weights in the weight rooms in gyms. once this dude was showing us around the gym we were consdiering with a friend, and when we went in that room i couldnt stop laughing, my friend looking at me saying "youre a moron shut up" with her eyes, and the dude sort of confused, and i had to think of people dying and stuff haha


old people in gym locker rooms who like to leisurely walk around naked for unnecessarily long periods of time. long, saggy tits & genitals are just funny on their own

[miss_bhaven]

Those who think they're tough shit, when they're obviously not?

[enree erzweglle]

old people in gym locker rooms who like to leisurely walk around naked for unnecessarily long periods of time. long, saggy tits & genitals are just funny on their own
Those things both fascinate and repulse me.

[boys_beastie]

hearing really young kids swear. i was playing baskey ball (by myself) the other day and they came out of the gym, cause i was playin after-hours at the school, and said they had been watchin the karate. then this 7/8 yr old looking kid tried to pick up this big bar and couldnt and was like 'THATS FUCKIN HEAVY! SHIT!' then he started talking about karate saying 'ID NEVER DO KARATE ITS FUCKIN SHIT! ID RATHER SHAG A COW! well actually i wouldnt but KARATE IS STILL SHIT MATE!'

god i was laughing inside. and they were all amazed when i shot 2 baskets in a row lol. ooooooh

[miss_bhaven]

hearing really young kids swear. i was playing baskey ball (by myself) the other day and they came out of the gym, cause i was playin after-hours at the school, and said they had been watchin the karate. then this 7/8 yr old looking kid tried to pick up this big bar and couldnt and was like 'THATS FUCKIN HEAVY! SHIT!' then he started talking about karate saying 'ID NEVER DO KARATE ITS FUCKIN SHIT! ID RATHER SHAG A COW! well actually i wouldnt but KARATE IS STILL SHIT MATE!'

god i was laughing inside. and they were all amazed when i shot 2 baskets in a row lol. ooooooh

Children swearing is disgusting (n):mad:

[enree erzweglle]

Children swearing is disgusting (n):mad:
To me, it's funny when they wear t-shirts for bands that they [probably] can't appreciate yet.

[P of R]

I find Zorra funny somehow.

[hardnox71]

Elaine Benes dancing

*bump*

One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

[instigator7022]

digging a hole in the ground, covering it with sticks and letting someone fall into it.

[BionicEye]

production assistants (PAs) are funny

the ones get paid nothing and hang out on sets

headsets = power.

[zorra_chiflada]

chavs on the streets make me laugh, especially when i hear them talk.

they're called bogans here, and they are so funny!

[zorra_chiflada]

how is "bogan" pronounced? i love it when i hear them talking about their relationship problems cos they get pissed off at the most stupid things their other half has/hasn't done! (y)

kinda like "bow-gun"