you know what gets women? opening beer bottles with a lighter.

[GetYourWarOn]

thats what.

[zorra_chiflada]

haha!


i like your threads. do you like mine? :(

[GetYourWarOn]

haha!


i like your threads. do you like mine? :(

your threads are the heart and soul of this message board zorra. that post here and i'll give you a shove is top 5 all time. probably top 3.

[zorra_chiflada]

your threads are the heart and soul of this message board zorra. that post here and i'll give you a shove is top 5 all time. probably top 3.

it only just made it on to page 2, though. :(

[GetYourWarOn]

it only just made it on to page 2, though. :(


hang on, i'm gonna bump it. we'll get that bitch to page 5 by the end of the day.

[zorra_chiflada]

hang on, i'm gonna bump it. we'll get that bitch to page 5 by the end of the day.

you're my hero :o

[GetYourWarOn]

you're my hero :o

*signs autograph*

[CrankItUp!]

Mickill said he seen a woman pop the cap off a beer by using her vagina. (y)

[GetYourWarOn]

Mickill said he seen a woman pop the cap off a beer by using her vagina. (y)


(!) (!) (!)

[Tzar]

my weapon of choice (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/m2ak47_tzar/DSC01828.jpg)
it's makes the women say "hey! cool! it's in your wallet!" then i open their drink and they say "thanks".

[zorra_chiflada]

my weapon of choice (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/m2ak47_tzar/DSC01828.jpg)
it's makes the women say "hey! cool! it's in your wallet!" then i open their drink and they say "thanks".

that's cool looking

[Tzar]

notice the new JAG wallet. :cool:
pimpin'

[GetYourWarOn]

notice the new JAG wallet. :cool:
pimpin'

whats up playah.

[Medellia]

my weapon of choice (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/m2ak47_tzar/DSC01828.jpg)
it's makes the women say "hey! cool! it's in your wallet!" then i open their drink and they say "thanks".
It's cool looking, but what is it? It looks like a money clip/paint chipper.

[Tzar]

It's cool looking, but what is it? It looks like a money clip/paint chipper.
a beer bottle opener - the topic of the thread is opening beer bottles with somewhat random things.

[CrankItUp!]

The cool thing about malt liquor bottles is no need for a damn bottle opener. (y)

[Medellia]

a beer bottle opener - the topic of the thread is opening beer bottles with somewhat random things.
Well if it's a beer bottle opener it's hardly a random item to open a beer bottle with. :rolleyes:

[GetYourWarOn]

Well if it's a beer bottle opener it's hardly a random item to open a beer bottle with. :rolleyes:

don't tell tzar this, but the thread is actually about getting chicks to have sex with you by opening bottles of beer with lighters -- not random items.

[Lindsey_1535]

You get them drunk so they have sex with you?

[zorra_chiflada]

You get them drunk so they have sex with you?

yep. that's how humans maintain their population

[GetYourWarOn]

You get them drunk so they have sex with you?


sort of. :o

[Medellia]

don't tell tzar this, but the thread is actually about getting chicks to have sex with you by opening bottles of beer with lighters -- not random items.
But if it's a beer opener then it's not random. Regardless of what this thread is supposed to be about. Unless it's supposed to be something else that he just uses solely as a bottle opener, which is what I asked in the first place.

[GetYourWarOn]

But if it's a beer opener then it's not random. Regardless of what this thread is supposed to be about. Unless it's supposed to be something else that he just uses solely as a bottle opener, which is what I asked in the first place.


i can't argue with this post. 100% akrit.

[Loppfessor]

I just use a ring I wear on the middle finger of my left hand. To the untrained or drunk eye it looks like I'm just taking it off with my bare hands like some kinda tough guy

[miss_bhaven]

Mickill said he seen a woman pop the cap off a beer by using her vagina. (y)


What a champ! If true...

[miss_bhaven]

notice the new JAG wallet. :cool:
pimpin'

I chose that wallet for my pimpin' besty ;)

[miss_bhaven]

The cool thing about malt liquor bottles is no need for a damn bottle opener. (y)


Ditto for my variety of mixed spirits :p

[Rancid_Beasties]

We have a whole bunch of those weird ass credit card bottle openers at work. They freak me out a bit. I need to see what this cigarette lighter bottleopener looks like, i mean i have a bottle opener on my keyring, but a cigarette lighter bottleopener...now thats an idea.

[miss_bhaven]

We have a whole bunch of those weird ass credit card bottle openers at work. They freak me out a bit. I need to see what this cigarette lighter bottleopener looks like, i mean i have a bottle opener on my keyring, but a cigarette lighter bottleopener...now thats an idea.

I wouldn't mind one of those!

[laurie_hammy]

thats what.

opening with a lighter, hows that work ?

[Tzar]

Well if it's a beer bottle opener it's hardly a random item to open a beer bottle with. :rolleyes:
*sigh*

fucking hell...

does every beer bottle opener fit in a wallet?

[miss_bhaven]

*sigh*

fucking hell...

does every beer bottle opener fit in a wallet?


I believe they do not Tzar ;):p

[Tzar]

!? you don't have to call tzar on here.

but my point is; rosie cotton said my B.B.O. isn't random.

but it is... cause it fits in a wallet - that is random.

[hpdrifter]

Speaking of lighters, I think its hot when a guy can light a zippo by snapping his fingers.

[Rock]

I got my friend a belt buckle that was a bottle opener for his birthday.

Kind of like this (http://www.boardtactics.com/prod/Independent/Birra+Bottle+Opener+Belt+Buckle/), its the shit.

[beastiegirrl101]

Does no one use the tops of tables anymore? Like when you put the lip of the bottle on the table and then smack it with your hand? I am so barbaraic

[Lindsey_1535]

I just hand my beer to the closest boy and tell them to open it.

[Rock]

I am so barbaraic
No, you are so hardcore, not barbaric.

The drawer's handle next to my friends fridge works perfectly as a bottle opener. You pull out a beer, and just open it up right there. Its pretty noice.

[redhead]

do you folks not have twist off caps on your beer??? :confused:

[wanton wench]

do you folks not have twist off caps on your beer??? :confused:
its not worth drinking if you can twist it off! :)

[redhead]

meh...not into beer myself so I wouldn't know, but I think most beer is twist off round these parts!

ok, back to the real topic...

[beastiegirrl101]

No, you are so hardcore, not barbaric.

The drawer's handle next to my friends fridge works perfectly as a bottle opener. You pull out a beer, and just open it up right there. Its pretty noice.

Hardcore...thats what I meant. I'm barbaric elsewhere.

[TurdBerglar]

your threads are the heart and soul of this message board zorra. that post here and i'll give you a shove is top 5 all time. probably top 3.


oh please

[zorra_chiflada]

oh please

:mad:

[Monsieur Decuts]

spatulas. tap side bottom side
then come up hard under the cap and she flies off.

[TurdBerglar]

:mad:



shutup bitchface

[zorra_chiflada]

shutup bitchface

make me

[TurdBerglar]

i can't do this right now

[TurdBerglar]

i use my foreskin

[zorra_chiflada]

does no one use their teeth to open bottles anymore?

not me. i chipped my tooth the other month. still haven't done anything about it

[zorra_chiflada]

how did you manage to chip your tooth? cos i'm scared of that happening to me so that's why i don't open bottles with my teeth anymore

i was sewing up a book, and using one of those big needles, and it was hard to pull through, so i used my teeth. bad idea. :(

[TurdBerglar]

sewing up a book?


you mean a book as in that thing full of paper with words and shit?

[zorra_chiflada]

:( poor you. get it sorted soon though

i was planning on letting it just wear down :(
i've chipped teeth before

[zorra_chiflada]

wouldn't your teeth be more prone to decay if you just leave it be? :confused:

nah, it's not very deep. and i brush regularly

[Beth]

opening beer bottles with a lighter doesn't get girls -- jumping a motorcycle gets girls.

duh.

[GetYourWarOn]

We have a whole bunch of those weird ass credit card bottle openers at work. They freak me out a bit. I need to see what this cigarette lighter bottleopener looks like, i mean i have a bottle opener on my keyring, but a cigarette lighter bottleopener...now thats an idea.

nah son. you just use a regular lighter and open your beer. thats why the chicks love it so much. cuz its coool.

[Rancid_Beasties]

nah son. you just use a regular lighter and open your beer. thats why the chicks love it so much. cuz its coool.
Ahh I see (y)

[Tzar]

does no one use their teeth to open bottles anymore?
my mate's girlfriend can do this. i tried the other day but to no avail.

[Tzar]

you did try to do it with your back teeth, right?
i tried the middles ones. i tried where she tried. ill try further back next time though. (y)

[laurie_hammy]

you did try to do it with your back teeth, right?

iv seen people do that. Ouch

[BangkokB]

I can both bite bottles and open with lighters...Never a woman has this impressed.


However, a sock in the right place of some Levis can work wonders

[scotty]

I knew a bloke once who'd, when drunk and without an opener, would just smash the top off the bottle. It was pretty hardcore at the time, but now he can't eat much beyond yogurt and mashed avocado.

[laurie_hammy]

I knew a bloke once who'd, when drunk and without an opener, would just smash the top off the bottle. It was pretty hardcore at the time, but now he can't eat much beyond yogurt and mashed avocado.

serious ?

[scotty]

Yep. He was going out with an artist mate of mine. We'd be sitting in the backyard of her house drinkin, he'd go inside for a fresh one, come back saying he couldn't find the opener and knock off the end of the bottle on the corner of the house.

He was one of those militant socialist types - all anger and no outlet.

[laurie_hammy]

Yep. He was going out with an artist mate of mine. We'd be sitting in the backyard of her house drinkin, he'd go inside for a fresh one, come back saying he couldn't find the opener and knock off the end of the bottle on the corner of the house.

He was one of those militant socialist types - all anger and no outlet.

why can he only eat avacado and yoghurt etc.

[Tzar]

why can he only eat avacado and yoghurt etc.
cause he can't chew.

[Dr Deaf]

opening beer bottles with a lighter doesn't get girls -- jumping a motorcycle gets girls.

duh.


word. what's not so cool is using the handle of a steak knife and nearly cutting your damn thumb off in the process. </idiot> :o

[mickill]

I use my eye. Chicks dig it.