I thought the Bible said....

[bopst]

anal sex was a sin.... (http://www.sexinchrist.com/index.html)

[BangkokB]

Anal Sex is a great way to convince a Catholic grrl how to bawl. She's still a virgin techinically and I got the Bumpty-Bum-Bumpty-Bum-Bum

sexual engineer I was

[ScarySquirrel]

Yes, I'll be banging Christian broads in no time now!

[bopst]

as God intended....

[mp-seventythree]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[SobaViolence]

i thought it was allowed if she wore her catholic school kilt...you learn something new every day.

[cookiepuss]

hey everybody! god thinks it ok if you wanna play with your butts! yay!


Go Team Anal Sex! Yay!

[ToucanSpam]

interesting.

[DandyFop]

This is hilarious...thank you

[Kid Presentable]

What a load of shit. If they could market Christendom in the form of a Saturday morning cartoon like the M.C Hammer one, I would take them seriously.

[sheesh]

I banged a Christian girl before marriage. Quite a lot. But that was 13.5 years ago. Too bad I haven't banged her lately. :(

[Kid Presentable]

so this is what they mean when the preachers yell "Jesass Christ!"
*wolves howl*

[CJM]

hehe, nice find. looking for some justification?

[QueenAdrock]

Believe it or not, I knew a Catholic girl who took it up the ass because she wanted to stay pure for her wedding night. Yeah, bitch. You're real pure, having multiple cocks up your ass in one night, then having them spray their baby batter in your hair. A real virgin Mary you are. :rolleyes:

[Kid Presentable]

Believe it or not, I knew a Catholic girl who took it up the ass because she wanted to stay pure for her wedding night. Yeah, bitch. You're real pure, having multiple cocks up your ass in one night, then having them spray their baby batter in your hair. A real virgin Mary you are. :rolleyes:

Actually, 'The Real Virgin Mary' was a stage name. She was a stripper/ prostitute, who was actually Jesus' sister, and they had sex with each other by mistake.

But they loved it.