I think I'm gonna open a bar

[Lemmy's Liver]

I'll name it Black Sabbath and the jukebox will have only Black Sabbath on it, and all the weak homoes whining for Lez Eppelin or whatever Eagles kinda shit will get a punch in the face, all drinks will either be Gin&Tonics with NO FUCKING ROCKS or just gin straight. wear bellbottoms, that's the new style. if you don't like it - or shave your armpits - go to Leary's. fuck you and fuck the beatles.

[jackrock]

will you let me in? ;)

[Lemmy's Liver]

will you let me in? ;)
If you like Black Sabbath and gin, sure, man

welcome

TODAY'S SURPRISE COCKTAIL: LARGE GIN, NO FUCKING ROCKS $5

[jackrock]

oh by the way im 13, still wanna let me in?? lol SHHH i wont tell

[Lemmy's Liver]

13 huh?

a wee bit of gin will make you a grown woman and then we all will have fun.

[jackrock]

13 huh?

a wee bit of gin will make you a grown woman and then we all will have fun.
AHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO im no woman, im a MAN!

i shoudnt be laughin, i should be offended/? .... ......... NAH!!

[synch]

Was at this "exotic party" in a student bar and the only alcohol they served was beer and cocktails. I don't drink beer and I'm not really into cocktails. I checked the different cocktails they had and spotted gin on the list so asked the guy for gin.

*loud music*
"Gin please"
"We're out of tonic."
"Just the Gin"
"We're out of tonic!"
"I just want the Gin"
"There is no more tonic!"
"Just. Gin."
"Oh..."

[Tzar]

can you have a Alcoholica night?
half price all beer and the jukebox only places Metallica pre-Black Album. \m/

[HEIRESS]

But, if you let me drink wine I'll develop a certain flush that can only be compared to the heat that paints my cheeks during passionate lovemaking.

Would you really deny me that?

[synch]

can you have a Alcoholica night?
half price all beer and the jukebox only places Metallica pre-Black Album. \m/
No beer. Gin. No Metallica. Black Sabbath.


RIP John Belushi :(

[TAL]

A look into the daily life of Lemmy's Liver. (http://www.grafia.fi/vh2002/tvmainokset/rockstar.mpg)

[Lemmy's Liver]

But, if you let me drink wine I'll develop a certain flush that can only be compared to the heat that paints my cheeks during passionate lovemaking.

Would you really deny me that?
hmm, that's a tough one... can't say I would

I'd have you your own table in the corner next to the mega-woofer and you could have anything you want - but BRING IT YOURSELF

muahahahahaha!!!!

[boys_beastie]

zep are better than sabbath so whats the point. i gotta say gin and tonic is nice. but its better with ice, and lemon...and lime!

[enree erzweglle]

Will it be a cocktail lounge ala SNL's The Rialto Grande (http://snl.jt.org/arc/char/TiFe-cocktail%20waitress.jpg) or will it be a caged-dancer sort of bar? Or maybe a bar like Moe's in the Simpsons...?

[Bob]

But, if you let me drink wine I'll develop a certain flush that can only be compared to the heat that paints my cheeks during passionate lovemaking.

Would you really deny me that?

when i read this, i thought you said "can only be compared to the heat in my pants"

[paul jones]

can I have a packet of Roast WAR PIGS crisps please?

[Lemmy's Liver]

zep are better than sabbath so whats the point. i gotta say gin and tonic is nice. but its better with ice, and lemon...and lime!
Geezer, the bouncer, wants to have a word with you.

he wants to shut you the fuck up cause he thinks you're annoying and wrong.

And Bobert, we all KNOW Arrrrse meant pants.

...any sour cream dip with your economy sack of WP-crisps, sir?

[ToucanSpam]

Gin and Tonic eh?

I'd go.

[yeahwho]

Gin and a Miracle Tonic, I need a miracle everyday. I hope this bar has a vomitorium, complete with feathers.

[little j]

um i dont like gin.
but what if i come with just the bell bottoms?

i'll bring my own bottle of wine.

and i promise to pretend i like black sabbath

[Freebasser]

I'm a'gonna open up a Jewish place and call it BAR MITZVAH

[paul jones]

I'm a'gonna open up a Jewish place and call it BAR MITZVAH

nice!

I'm opening a welsh bar called 'SHEEPSHAGGERZ'

[King PSYZ]

I'm gonna open a bar and call it BAR
It will serve beer and vodka sours

[Lemmy's Liver]

no one's going to your shitty bar cause when you have your opening day I'll have Ozzy dancing topless in a cage to "Paranoid" played backwards and a quadruple gin with no rocks for $1

[TurdBerglar]

im gonna open up a bar and it's gonna serve pussy

[Rancid_Beasties]

im gonna open up a bar and it's gonna serve pussy
Sounds like a brothel to me


By the way this black sabbath bar kinda sounds like the sorta place that'd be alright the first and second time you go, then the novelty would wear off and eventually the only customers would be the owner and bar staff who sit at the bar drowning their sorrows as the debt collectors come to repossess the pool tables.

[jabumbo]

dennis leary?

[miss_bhaven]

im gonna open up a bar and it's gonna serve pussy

Nice! I'm there ;)

[Tzar]

No beer. Gin. No Metallica. Black Sabbath.


RIP John Belushi :(
it ain't up to you to decide, bitch! :mad:

[Tzar]

Nice! I'm there ;)
me too. (y)

[synch]

it ain't up to you to decide, bitch! :mad:
Saturday night live sketch with this greek (I think) diner where they served only cheesburgers and pepsi's. Anything they asked they got "no hamburger, cheeseburger. No coffee, pepsi"

[BangkokB]

Sunday's should be titled the "Disturbing the Priest" Day all drinks double priced but blessed...And let half pints in free in celebration of Dio's stature Monday-Sunday....Country Girls lettim in free cause I fell in love with one.

[Lex Diamonds]

I think you should have a Gay Whiney Pussies night where all the people who've been complaining about your plans for the bar get put on the dancefloor and gassed while Rammstein's version of "Barbie Girl" plays at 13,000 decibels. :) (y)

[CrankItUp!]

I would name my place "The Handlebar" and it would be for bmxers and freestylers to bring their bikes inside and ride the ramps and a killer wooden bowl. :cool:

[Lex Diamonds]

I would name my place "The Handlebar" and it would be for bmxers and freestylers to bring their bikes inside and ride the ramps and a killer wooden bowl. :cool:
You do realise that "The Handlebar" sounds a lot like a gay bar full of moustachioed bikers?

[CrankItUp!]

Fuck that shit dude and just wipe THAT thought out of your mind completely.

[Lex Diamonds]

Fuck that shit dude and just wipe THAT thought out of your mind completely.
haha he said wipe and shit in the same sentence. :D (y)

[paul jones]

let's go the Maskells!

[Lex Diamonds]

Zanzibar, innit!