Post here and I'll tell you what kind of car I think you drive.

[skinnybutphat]

yep

[TAL]

This will be interesting.

[skinnybutphat]

This will be interesting.

87' Ford Escort GT with a busted headlight, two missing floormats, and an Elmo doll habging from your rear view

[jabumbo]

please don't givve me a chevy

[bigblu89]

i'll bite

[Freebasser]

zoom zoom

[TAL]

87' Ford Escort GT with a busted headlight, two missing floormats, and an Elmo doll habging from your rear view
Close, but I don't have a car.

[skinnybutphat]

please don't givve me a chevy

01' Ass kickin' Ford F150 with the Calvin pissing on a Ford logo sticker on the front window.

[mickill]

TAL, he's just guessing. He wasn't suggesting that he'd get any of these right.

[skinnybutphat]

i'll bite

72' Pearl White Cadillac Eldorado w 24 k gold spoked rims, purple velour interior, and "Big JJ" airbrushed on the back.

[bigblu89]

72' Pearl White Cadillac Eldorado w 24 k gold spoked rims, purple velour interior, and "Big JJ" airbrushed on the back.

I wish.

[enree erzweglle]

I want a car, but nothing that goes too fast. That would be wasted on me.

I also prefer something that hosts fuzzy dice nicely. Thanks.

[skinnybutphat]

zoom zoom

88' Buick Regal w switchblade comb in the center console

[skinnybutphat]

TAL, he's just guessing. He wasn't suggesting that he'd get any of these right.

00' Toyota Supra w a "NO FEAR!" decal emblazoned on the back window. Needs work

[tracky]

you might even know what car i drive

[paul jones]

beep beep

[skinnybutphat]

I want a car, but nothing that goes too fast. That would be wasted on me.

I also prefer something that hosts fuzzy dice nicely. Thanks.

04' Bud Light Zambonie

[skinnybutphat]

you might even know what car i drive

Mom's 02' Volvo wagon

[skinnybutphat]

beep beep

73' Chevy Caprice w broke timing chain and 8-track player

[tracky]

at least i'm safe

:(

[synch]

Don't have one but could use one.

[skinnybutphat]

Don't have one but could use one.

92' Toyota Celica with burnt out headlight motor and cigarette burns all over the front seats.

[wanton wench]

anyone need a ride?

[enree erzweglle]

04' Bud Light ZamboniePERFECT! Plus, that means that if I'm driving that, then there's a halfway chance that I'm watching the hockey!

[skinnybutphat]

anyone need a ride?

83' OldsMobile Cutlass Ciera w "The Club" anti-theft security system.

[skinnybutphat]

PERFECT! Plus, that means that if I'm driving that, then there's a halfway chance that I'm watching the hockey!

Shut up and clean the ice

[mickill]

00' Toyota Supra w a "NO FEAR!" decal emblazoned on the back window. Needs work
WRONG! WRONG! NO! NO!

The NO FEAR decal was on point, though.

[skinnybutphat]

WRONG! WRONG! NO! NO!

The NO FEAR decal was on point, though.

99' Banana Yellow Honda Civic w skull w glowing eyes gear shifter?

[enree erzweglle]

Shut up and clean the ice
Okay, but I'm putting a bumper sticker on it.

Something maybe like "Practice Random Acts of Kindness" or maybe "Angels Gather Here."

[CiaoBellaXO]

hola...

[skinnybutphat]

I totally forgot about idiotic bumper stickers.

[ToucanSpam]

Cock a doodle do, give me something new

[wanton wench]

83' OldsMobile Cutlass Ciera w "The Club" anti-theft security system.
hahahahahaha the club hahahahaaa
(who would want to steal an 83' olds?)

i would put the club on this (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/51chevy.jpg) :)

[TopazJAK]

I'll play. What's my car?

[cosmo105]

i'll give you a hint: her name is Guadalupe.

[cosmo105]

Something maybe like "Practice Random Acts of Kindness"
i have that one on my car. it says "practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty." i got it at an Amnesty International club meeting a few years back. god, i'm such a hippie.

[skinnybutphat]

Cock a doodle do, give me something new

You're too stupid, and uncoordinated to know how to drive.

[skinnybutphat]

I'll play. What's my car?

86' Ford Econoline filthy white rapist looking van with painted windows.

[CJM]

this should be good.

[skinnybutphat]

i'll give you a hint: her name is Guadalupe.

87' rusted ass Ford Bronco w 'SUCK IT!' bumper sticker.

[ToucanSpam]

You're too stupid, and uncoordinated to know how to drive.
asshole

[skinnybutphat]

this should be good.

87' Pontiac Grand Prix w Domino's pizza delivery bucket on antenna.

[cosmo105]

87' rusted ass Ford Bronco w 'SUCK IT!' bumper sticker.
haha. that'd rule.

actually, she's a blue 95 Civic coupe, and the love of my life.

[TopazJAK]

86' Ford Econoline filthy white rapist looking van with painted windows.


:p

Well, you got the Ford part right, but that's about it.

[Tzar]

post.

[DIGI]

My shit better have some suicide doors.

[skinnybutphat]

post.

97' Chevy Camaro - Pink, w furry steering wheel cover

[skinnybutphat]

My shit better have some suicide doors.

The 60's Batmobile with a confused Adam West (still in costume) mumbling angrily about something. Burt Ward's bones are in the trunk.

[Tzar]

97' Chevy Camaro - Pink, w furry steering wheel cover

orrrhhhhhhh!!

[alruggs]

yesplease

[monkey]

moi?>

[K-nowledge]

Go for it.

[like2_drink]

heeeyyeeee

[Hiebz]

I'm annebriated, I'll bite. But I don't drive in this condition mind you ! (!)

plus this thread made me laugh good too, good work skinny!

[skinnybutphat]

yesplease

81' Chevy Chevette w 'Walk Like An Egyptian' turquoise and pink bumper sticker

I'll be on Vegas time 2 weeks from today.

[skinnybutphat]

moi?>

86' Mercury Cougar w 'Slippery When Wet' cassette stuck in the roadmaster radio.

[skinnybutphat]

Go for it.

81' AMC Pacer 'Mirf Mobile' replica Hot Yellow w sparkles, flames on the hood, 500 w kicker box, and power steering

[Bob]

you will never guess, ever, in a million years

[HEIRESS]

shoah!

[beastieangel01]

This will be interesting.

yep.

[Chicka B]

POST!!!

[hardnox71]

Gimme gimme gimme a car.


But it's gotta be a two seater. I know way too many moochin ass muh'fukkas that always want a ride somewhere but don't wanna put nothing in the tank.

Man, fuuuuuuuuck ya! Get onna bus, biiiiyatch!!!!!!

[BeastieLips]

take a shot.

[DIGI]

The 60's Batmobile with a confused Adam West (still in costume) mumbling angrily about something. Burt Ward's bones are in the trunk.



Bitchin'. :cool:

[DandyFop]

Mom's 02' Volvo wagon

this is my old car! except mine was like a 91

[buddylee]

Wow

[buddylee]

The 60's Batmobile with a confused Adam West (still in costume) mumbling angrily about something. Burt Ward's bones are in the trunk.

batmobile was based on a 1955 Lincoln Futura .

[Beth]

i'm fairly sure you know what i drive, but i'll post anyway.

[hardnox71]

^You got a Beemer.

[Beth]

^ shhhh!

ok, skinny, then post what kind of car you think i should drive. if you say hyundai, i'm gonna pay jimmy 40 bucks to whack you.

[BionicEye]

ME! ME!!!

[hardnox71]

^ shhhh!

ok, skinny, then post what kind of car you think i should drive. if you say hyundai, i'm gonna pay jimmy 40 bucks to whack you.
Oops. My bad. I thought this was more of a "based on my personality what kind of car do you see me in?" not "guess what kind of car I drive." :o

He can still post what kind of car he thinks would just scream "BUY ME, BEF!!!" as soon as you walk on the lot.

[DipDipDive]

Do it.

[skinnybutphat]

I'm annebriated, I'll bite. But I don't drive in this condition mind you ! (!)

plus this thread made me laugh good too, good work skinny!

Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile

[skinnybutphat]

you will never guess, ever, in a million years

03' Mazda Miata w gay 'Bear' porn hidden in the trunk

[skinnybutphat]

shoah!

03' Pope mobile w bullet proof bubble

[skinnybutphat]

yep.

77' Bondo Brown Bruce Cambell edition El Camino

[skinnybutphat]

POST!!!

03' Honda Element w glue on ground effects

[skinnybutphat]

Gimme gimme gimme a car.


But it's gotta be a two seater. I know way too many moochin ass muh'fukkas that always want a ride somewhere but don't wanna put nothing in the tank.

Man, fuuuuuuuuck ya! Get onna bus, biiiiyatch!!!!!!

You had a 03' Toyota Camry, but it was impounded by the Chicago Police because you drove it through Wicker Park during the day.

Get on the Green Hornet yo.

[skinnybutphat]

take a shot.

45' BMW motorcycle w side car for your imaginary friend 'Tony' to ride along in.

[skinnybutphat]

Wow

98' Coachman Spirit of America RV, fondu pot, disco ball, and dual pro-pane tank retirement community connection.

[skinnybutphat]

i'm fairly sure you know what i drive, but i'll post anyway.

01' BMW 3 csi 'Oh, ooooohhhh, Canada bumber sticker, 2 empty cans of Diet Coke in the backseat, soiled panties in the glovebox

[skinnybutphat]

ME! ME!!!

68' Ford Falcon with a straight six, no heat, AC Delco AM radio

[skinnybutphat]

Do it.

96' Buick Roadmaster Stationwagon, Ronnie Woo Woo in the trunk

[skinnybutphat]

*click*click*click*click* click* *send* Thank you your post has been successfully posted! :cool:

90' Vanilla Ice 5.0 Ford Mustang

[skinnybutphat]

do me! do me!

85' Delorian w flux capicator and Michael J. Fox mudflaps

[skinnybutphat]

I'll give anyone a dollar if you can name the 4 cars that I named that I actually owned.

[JBernas]

Hit me

[Bob]

03' Mazda Miata w gay 'Bear' porn hidden in the trunk

wrong, it's an '02

[beastieangel01]

77' Bondo Brown Bruce Cambell edition El Camino

OH MY GOD I wish :(

For real: Geo Metro 91 3 Cyl! IN RED!

[skinnybutphat]

OH MY GOD I wish :(

For real: Geo Metro 91 3 Cyl! IN RED!

Yuck, Geo Metro. Did you get that in the Captain Crunch giveaway back in 92? 78 MPG though. A friend of mine had a metro in high school, she got in accident and her front fender had styrofoam coming out of it.

[beastiegirrl101]

are you ignoring me on purpose??? ;)

[skinnybutphat]

yes

[armyofme]

this might be interesting.

[BangkokB]

Go for it

I tell nothing but half truths and lies. So give me that Cadillac taht's got that B00m B00m in it

[beastiegirrl101]

yes

(n)

[beastieangel01]

Yuck, Geo Metro. Did you get that in the Captain Crunch giveaway back in 92? 78 MPG though. A friend of mine had a metro in high school, she got in accident and her front fender had styrofoam coming out of it.

Yeah I know it's yuck. Dad gave it to me after I graduated high school. I am 21 now, thing is still tickin. And nice gas mileage too, so I don't really mind it all that much.

[hardnox71]

You had a 03' Toyota Camry, but it was impounded by the Chicago Police because you drove it through Wicker Park during the day.

Get on the Green Hornet yo.
Did I drive it through the Wicker Park neighborhood or did I drive it through the actual park itself?

Either way, I'm on the Green Limosuine. :( (Even though Chicago busses aren't green anymore.)

[Beth]

01' BMW 3 csi 'Oh, ooooohhhh, Canada bumber sticker, 2 empty cans of Diet Coke in the backseat, soiled panties in the glovebox
um, like it's the 5 series, ok? with one empty can in the back.

for fuck's sake.

[Loppfessor]

Me next...