Dear Bear,

[HEIRESS]

thanks for mangling that chicken sometime between 2-8 am and leaving it right by the passenger side door of my friends car, it was the greatest way to start my day ever!
Be sure to return to her place tonight and finish off the other 2/3s of the coop's contents before winter gets any closer!

hugs,

airesse

[TAL]

Good thing it wasn't a deer who did this.

[mickill]

I hate to be the one to break this to you, Heiress, but I don't think the bear is gonna get to read this. :(

[bigblu89]

Airesse,

Sorry to make such a mess. I was in the mood for a light snack, and couldn't find anything smaller.

Cordially Yours,

The Bear.

[mickill]

Shit. I hate being wrong.

[bigblu89]

Yeah. I work with the bear, and rather then register a logon, he just used my sign on.

[abcdefz]

....yeah.... for a split second there, I read the title of this thread and thought it was about a hybrid.

[HEIRESS]

Good thing it wasn't a deer who did this.

yer the only other dear around here yo

[HEIRESS]

I dont like finding dead animals :( I dont like anything that can be taken as an omen in general really

I will say that doing a lil baby bit of drugs and then going looking for bears out roaming the night in a car is fun. :/

its bear crazy out here this time of year, especially for those living outside city limits, which is alotta people I know cause hicks make good friends

[BEAR!]

Well, my dear, I am so sorry if I disturbed you in any way, you see, I was merely trying to acquire more body fat for myself. Indeed winter is quickly approaching and I do need quite a dear amount of nourishment before I will be able to properly hibernate.

I do hope you understand.

Love,

BEAR!

[cosmo105]

^hahahahahahahahahaha!!

[hardnox71]

I will say that doing a lil baby bit of drugs and then going looking for bears out roaming the night in a car is fun. :/
Here in Chicago it's the other way around. We go out roaming in the night in a car looking for drugs.

btw-Bears roam around in cars where you live?

[TAL]

Chicago Bears?

[buddylee]

next time just go out side clap your hands and yell no Bear Jobs, over and over again.

Bear Job (http://www.topbearsites.com/images/title.jpg)

John Waters Film (http://www.adirtyshamemovie.com/)

[DandyFop]

Chicago Bears?

DA BEARS!

[ToucanSpam]

We have caribou 'round here. Not in the city mind you but in the sticks, we got em. A little less dangerous than a bear.

[HEIRESS]

Here in Chicago it's the other way around. We go out roaming in the night in a car looking for drugs.

btw-Bears roam around in cars where you live?

naw Im just a huge HUGE fan of dangling adverbial phrases

'UGE!

Ill give you some real nourishment Bear ifyahknowwhatimsayinnnnnn

we get deer and caribou right in the suburbs everywhere here too yayayay aanimalalassssssss

[BEAR!]

My dear, is there something wrong? Do you have a speach impediment of some sort?

[ToucanSpam]

Well, we have.......big cats, like cougars and mountain lions and lynxes...and we have coyotes....DAMMIT WE HAVE NOTHING COOL!


oh lots of those clickclickclickclick buggs in the summer. :(

[HEIRESS]

My dear, is there something wrong? Do you have a speach impediment of some sort?

any unimpeding type action would be nice.

[mickill]

This thread smells like Freebasser.

[ToucanSpam]

This thread smells like Freebasser.
What does he smell like?

[mickill]

Try not to be so literal. Do you think you can handle that? Do you?

[ToucanSpam]

No, sir.

[Freebasser]

Well, my dear, I am so sorry if I disturbed you in any way, you see, I was merely trying to acquire more body fat for myself. Indeed winter is quickly approaching and I do need quite a dear amount of nourishment before I will be able to properly hibernate.

I do hope you understand.

Love,

BEAR!

The kind of post that reminds me why I still frequent this dump (y) (y) (y)

[Freebasser]

This thread smells like Freebasser.

So this thread smells like fish paste and cinnamon?

[BEAR!]

I quite enjoy dumps. There are usually some fishheads to eat.

[beastieangel01]

I quite enjoy dumps. There are usually some fishheads to eat.

I thought you were talking about taking a poop for a minute there. Oops.

[HEIRESS]

ski-bunny!

[ToucanSpam]

ski-bunny!
I remember when I was 11 I went to the ski hill with my school, and I saw the prettiest girl ever with red hair...I even hung out with her all day. She had ski poles and fancy stuff, it was cool.... :o

[HEIRESS]

I hate expensive sports like skiing and snowboarding
its just inaccessible to too many people

nevermind I live less than an 45 minutes from two ski (http://www.sunpeaksresort.com/winter/index.aspx) hills (http://www.harpermountain.com/Harper-Map.html)

[ericlee]

maybe he doesn't know the difference between choking the chicken or mangeling it. Poor guy, I know he might not have problems shitting in the woods but will he piss there now?