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BEAR!
09-30-2005, 03:48 PM
Could anyone perhaps point me in the direction of some lovely fresh water to consume? My throat is horridly dry this morn.
open letter
09-30-2005, 03:50 PM
does it not come out you taps ;)
ToucanSpam
09-30-2005, 03:51 PM
Hey Winnie,

I have some honey. You want some don't you? Well too bad.
hardnox71
09-30-2005, 03:53 PM
*points off to the right*

Toilets over there, man. Good enough for the dog, good enough for you.
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 03:56 PM
Winnie? Oh darling, you must have me confused with my cousin.

I haven't seen him in ages, not since...well, not to be spreading gossip, I would never think of such a thing, but...you know he always was a little on the "funny" side...always spending so much time with that "rabbit" character.
ToucanSpam
09-30-2005, 03:59 PM
Winnie? Oh darling, you must have me confused with my cousin.

I haven't seen him in ages, not since...well, not to be spreading gossip, I would never think of such a thing, but...you know he always was a little on the "funny" side...always spending so much time with that "rabbit" character.
You mean Piglett. You don't need to cover it up man, I know what they do at night, I knew Christopher Robin before the herion.
hardnox71
09-30-2005, 04:02 PM
Winnie? Oh darling, you must have me confused with my cousin.

I haven't seen him in ages, not since...well, not to be spreading gossip, I would never think of such a thing, but...you know he always was a little on the "funny" side...always spending so much time with that "rabbit" character.
The funniest thing I have read all week. (y) (y) :D :D

Well, done.
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 04:05 PM
Well, as I said, I hate to be a gossip..

but as some of you know, Winnie was rumored to have set up the whole Picnic Basket scandal of '78. Turns out Yogi was completely innocent, and Boo-Boo and Winnie were in on it together.
ToucanSpam
09-30-2005, 04:06 PM
Who are your sources?
HEIRESS
09-30-2005, 04:15 PM
hehehe
hardnox71
09-30-2005, 04:22 PM
Who are your sources?
Christopher Robin. Gotta be him. Little goofy ass muh'fukka run his mouth too fukkin much.
miss_bhaven
10-01-2005, 01:03 AM
Hahaha, what random shit :p
voltanapricot
10-01-2005, 04:07 AM
Lick the morning dew and you roll out from your lair!

do bears even have lairs?
roosta
10-01-2005, 04:10 AM
* shoots BEAR! in head with shotgun *
Bob
10-01-2005, 04:44 AM
* shoots BEAR! in head with shotgun *

thank you!
scotty
10-01-2005, 06:42 AM
I'm drinkin' beer. Sucked in, goofball!
paul jones
10-01-2005, 12:43 PM
Could anyone perhaps point me in the direction of some lovely fresh water to consume? My throat is horridly dry this morn.

fuck the shut up you twat cheesey helmet!
Bob
10-01-2005, 12:57 PM
fuck the shut up you twat cheesey helmet!

thank you!
roosta
10-02-2005, 04:06 PM
fuck the shut up you twat cheesey helmet!

:D hahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

BEAR!, you really do suck
zippo
10-02-2005, 11:34 PM
The funniest thing I have read all week. (y) (y) :D
or, ok, fine, tuesdays episode of Full House was fuckin GOLD! Little Michelles "mishap"? (y) :D
BionicEye
10-02-2005, 11:37 PM
hey bear,

how do you tell hot bear chicks from skank bear chicks?

thanks
steve-onpoint
10-02-2005, 11:54 PM
Who are your sources?

the bernstein bears
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 12:13 AM
fuck the shut up you twat cheesey helmet!

Why forever the hostility gentlemen? Are you disturbed at your disproportionate penises or perhaps you are disgruntled at the fact that there is a cheesy substance between your testicles?
mickill
10-03-2005, 12:15 AM
Stop being gay. Knowing who you are makes this all the more embarrassing for me to have to watch.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 12:17 AM
MicKill, you are extremely handsome.
mickill
10-03-2005, 12:24 AM
*sigh*

In other news, the earth is still round.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 12:26 AM
MicKill, ToucanSpam has offered to pay you a large dowry in order to be able to marry your first born when she reaches the fair age of 14. What say you to this?
BionicEye
10-03-2005, 12:36 AM
you still didnt answer my question, cunt
paul jones
10-03-2005, 06:34 AM
Why forever the hostility gentlemen? Are you disturbed at your disproportionate penises or perhaps you are disgruntled at the fact that there is a cheesy substance between your testicles?

go fuck boo boo and yogi!
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 11:40 AM
I apologize, I am currently in a committed relationship with Jessica Rabbit.
roosta
10-03-2005, 11:52 AM
I apologize, I am currently in a committed relationship with Jessica Rabbit.

you should apologize for being an unfunny alias
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 11:53 AM
alias? What is this word....if you would like to attempt to be a better "alias", as you call it, please do so.
ToucanSpam
10-03-2005, 11:56 AM
who is Bear! seriously?
TAL
10-03-2005, 11:57 AM
Take that to the other thread.
roosta
10-03-2005, 12:12 PM
alias? What is this word....if you would like to attempt to be a better "alias", as you call it, please do so.

no thank you
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 12:25 PM
no thank you

Oh go on. Please explain because I'm "confuzzled"! :o
Qdrop
10-03-2005, 12:26 PM
at first, i thought Bear was Echewta.....but Echewta is usually pretty funny.

Bear is not funny.


the only truly funny alias to exist on this board was Jimmy the Scumbag.
he rocked.
mickill
10-03-2005, 12:49 PM
I agree.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 12:52 PM
at first, i thought Bear was Echewta.....but Echewta is usually pretty funny.

Bear is not funny.


the only truly funny alias to exist on this board was Jimmy the Scumbag.
he rocked.

You're trying to drown a shark! Bring it....

you wanna try and flame me......BEAR! is looking forward to it.
armyofme
10-03-2005, 12:53 PM
I think it's funny that Mickill just posted and edited the same thing that Bear posted. funny.
Qdrop
10-03-2005, 12:56 PM
You're trying to drown a shark! Bring it....



dude, you're stealing my lines...

get your own shit.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 12:58 PM
I think it's funny that Mickill just posted and edited the same thing that Bear posted. funny.

MicKill isn't half as funny as BEAR!
zippo
10-03-2005, 01:00 PM
dude, you're stealing my lines...

get your own shit.

you idiot, s/hes been doing that for the past 10 minutes with everyone
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 01:02 PM
dude, you're stealing my lines...

get your own shit.

you idiot, BEAR! been doing that for the past 10 minutes with everyone
Qdrop
10-03-2005, 01:03 PM
you idiot, s/hes been doing that for the past 10 minutes with everyone

yeah, well i haven't been paying much attention to him....

swallow my nut, bitch.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 01:06 PM
yeah, well i haven't been paying much attention to him....

swallow my nut, bitch.

Hoho! You only have one nut! Thats cute.
zippo
10-03-2005, 01:08 PM
yeah, well i haven't been paying much attention to him....

swallow my nut, bitch.

ok but then you swallow mine
cookiepuss
10-03-2005, 01:09 PM
if we could get back on topic for a moment... the bear is thirsty, no? Don't bears drink Lebatt blue? Bear, would you like some beer?
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 01:11 PM
if we could get back on topic for a moment... the bear is thirsty, no? Don't bears drink Lebatt blue? Bear, would you like some beer?
SURE! But tonight is kinda special. Make mine a Lowenbrau.
paul jones
10-03-2005, 05:12 PM
Bear bums his nan
ToucanSpam
10-03-2005, 05:18 PM
Bear bums his nan
he smells like wee too.
paul jones
10-03-2005, 05:20 PM
he smells like wee too.

and poo
Lex Diamonds
10-03-2005, 05:21 PM
A film about Bear. Check it out! (http://www2.b3ta.com/youcantspell/)
paul jones
10-03-2005, 05:23 PM
A film about Bear. Check it out! (http://www2.b3ta.com/youcantspell/)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHHAHAHHA! :D (y)
CrankItUp!
10-03-2005, 05:26 PM
That's Gold (y)
ToucanSpam
10-03-2005, 05:27 PM
A film about Bear. Check it out! (http://www2.b3ta.com/youcantspell/)
i NEVER get tired of that.